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Chapter 41 Handsome guys are little turtles

Buddha is on line 1 李海鹏 1048Words 2018-03-18
The past cannot be brought back, the young man who was as warm as spring to the handsome guy has long gone with the wind.Back then, I was grand and generous, and I didn't mind the offense they made to my self-confidence with my beauty.Tom Cruise has had my unwavering support since the late 1980s, and Brad Pitt and Takeshi Kaneshiro were simply sold to the girls around me.This kind of magnanimity has continued until now. If he hadn't exposed his true colors in this European Cup, Beckham would continue to be admired by me. Several of my best friends in high school were handsome guys, and because of my foil, they were full of god-like brilliance.At that time, I thought it was very good, at least it could show the diversity of species in this class—the world is clear, no matter from which point of view, they are all fools, and I am smart.But my girlfriend at the time was very upset. She said, why do you always hang out with those bastards?Now I know that girl felt ashamed and became angry because I humiliated myself by joining the group of handsome guys; Laughing "HIAHIA" like a lunatic.

Things finally changed as time went by, not because a handsome guy stole my girlfriend or other major tragedies, but because I finally slowly realized a truth through countless trivial details: girls like handsome guys , rather than annoying. As a more or less naturalist, this discovery was a great blow to me.To tell you the truth, I dejectedly considered whether this life was over and whether I would only be able to pick up women based on content or something.At least three times while eating, I fantasized about wringing the neck of some handsome guy sitting nearby, and four times I wanted to secretly spit on their plate.

The most hateful thing is that handsome guys are everywhere.There are a few restaurants in Beijing that are darkly decorated with glass and leather goods, and there are relatively more handsome men and beautiful women who go to eat.It's good to have more beauties, but it's boring to have too many handsome men.I wrote some words to vent my anger on the guest book of the restaurant, and one of them was a sentence I was quite proud of, so I can repeat it as follows: Handsome guys are all little turtles.It's not actually a soft-shelled turtle, it's that cuter word.It is absolutely true that the guest book is still displayed in a Yunnan restaurant by the seaside of Shicha.

From then on, I began to realize that it is completely absurd for beautiful women to marry handsome men first and then marry rich men.Why don't they be my horses first, and then marry rich people?It's a well-known fact that they would have admired me if all the handsome men in the world hadn't been born. Abraham in the "Bible" is incomparably handsome, but his later biographers emphasized the heart, "his face reflects the purity of his soul", which shows that beauty is far from the ultimate value.As far as contemporary standards are concerned, politeness and sense of proportion are the basic price tags of men.After regaining my confidence based on this, in the restaurant where those handsome men gathered, I spoke very loudly and devoted myself to talking about labor issues in Sri Lanka, with a special demeanor in every gesture.

Later, a girl couldn't bear it anymore, and reminded me in a low voice, look at your inferiority complex, why are you bluffing, we just don't come to this kind of place next time.
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