1 Chiang Kai-shek promoted the "New Life Movement" and forced all citizens to "pass on the right side" when they went to the streets. Han Fuju said: "Chairman Chiang's head is flooded? Let people walk on the right side of the aisle, so who the fuck is on the left side?" Ah? Isn’t half of the road wasted?” A provincial chairman would never be so mentally handicapped. If Han Fuju really said this, he would be pretending to be an idiot to oppose Chiang Kai-shek’s unpopular “New Life Movement” . 2 Why Mao Zedong was not the chairman of the country?I just don't want to go to work, I don't want to be greeted and sent, and I don't want to meet those mentally retarded politicians and boring big money from all over the world every day.He would be happy to sit on the broken rattan chair in Juxiang Bookstore every day, and read the Twenty-Four Histories with braised pork, how refreshing!There is a widely circulated joke in the Reader’s Digest that Comrade Xiaoping walked with Mao Zedong and asked Mao for advice: “Renting a seat, you say that the fourth street voice is the most painful, what is the most painful thing?” Chairman Mao waved his hand and said: "Sangban!" Xiaoping asked again: "Is there nothing more painful?" The chairman bowed his head and pondered for a while, then raised his head and took a deep breath of the cigarette, then waved his hand again and said, "Tiantian Sangban!" It can be seen that the great revolutionary man also hated it. work.

3 Mao Zedong had a health doctor named Wang Hebin. Once he took his 4-year-old son Wang Ziyi to play with Lao Mao and saw Mao Zedong eating chili with relish.Lao Mao held a chopstick to the child and said, "This food is delicious." Wang Hebin hurriedly stopped it, and Lao Mao chewed it by himself, deliberately luring the baby.Wang Ziyi wanted to eat it curiously, so Mao Zedong took another piece and said to him, "Eat it, it's delicious, don't listen to Dad." Wang Hebin stopped him again, but Mao Zedong said to him seriously: "You let him eat it?" .What are you afraid of? Let him be fooled. Don't educate the child like that, make him think that adults are good people, and there are bad people in adults too!"

4 When the lights on Chang'an Street first came on, I hurried to the Grand Theater.Seeing that huge bastard from a distance in the twilight is like looking at the earth from Shenqi.Walking closer, seeing the pool surrounded by water and no way to reach it, facing the lights of the Great Hall of the People, walked to the north gate to enter.But I saw hundreds of successful people in suits and leather shoes rushing against me with their registration tags.Monk Confucius has a famous saying: Those who oppose me must be fools.Sure enough, 3 minutes later, a group of cadres rushed over and shouted: "Everyone, please go back, it's the wrong way!" So hundreds of idiots turned the back of their heads, followed in the footsteps of Monk Kong, and meandered into the eggs.

5 From a pictographic point of view, "Bian" has four legs underneath and a donkey's head and horse face on top, so anyone called "Bian" must not be far from an animal.Some Chinese character testers said that under the word "Bian" there are three "empty tooth sockets", with grooves and no teeth, so anyone called "Bian" is a liar and cannot be trusted.This explanation is probably a bit gossip, and has nothing to do with philology, but belongs to "interpretation of rivers and lakes".Some narrow-minded ghosts said that the Chinese character "Bian" means that half a wild donkey was shot horizontally in the stomach. Teacher Kong felt that this was a blatant personal attack, so it is not acceptable to list it here.

6 At that time, we often belittled Lao Pi's IQ for fun, and Lao Pi was not angry.It is said that a few of us were stranded on a deserted island one day, hungry and unbearable.Lao Pi is pure in nature, and he said with emotion: "Cut off my fingers to satisfy my hunger for the time being, and I may be born again in the future." Yu Wen wanted to cut.Lao Pi suddenly stopped, and added: "Cut it when it is smashed and swollen, that way there will be more meat!" 7 Mr. Wu Zuxiang has a touching and genuine temperament.When the students asked him why his creative achievements were not as good as Mao Dun's, Mr. Wu said seriously: "I have more children than him!" Every time I recall this statement, I can't help laughing.You may say this is a joke, but it is true. The burden of life does have an impact on your career.But you have to take it seriously, it is definitely not the case, there must be something behind these words.This is called "Language Art at the Peking University Level".And when we asked him why he only studied ancient literature and not modern literature, Mr. Wu said: "I gave it up to Wang Yao!" , Wang Yao insists on studying, so I will leave it to him!" Mr. Wang Yao is the pioneer of the discipline of modern Chinese literature, and the ancestor of us disciples and grandchildren.Listening to Mr. Wu's tone, it seems that he is taking care of his little brother. The amount of information contained in these words is too much, and it is worth chewing repeatedly.

8 Because Wu Ruolan had pockmarks on her face, Zhu De took the opportunity to joke: "You have pockmarks and I have beards, so let's get married as 'mamahuhu'!" , Ma Ma Hu Hu sleeps on his head. Only heroes match heroes, and each is the commander in chief." 9 Mao Zedong said that Zhu De was "measured as big as the sea, and his will was as firm as steel", and that Peng Dehuai was "who dares to slash his sword immediately, but I am General Peng". It couldn't be more thorough.It's a pity that General Peng was confused by the praise. One day, the horizontal knife immediately killed Chairman Mao's tent. When Chairman Mao got angry, he pulled him off the horse.

10 In the early spring of 1928, 28-year-old Nie Rongzhen, who served as Secretary of the Guangdong Military Commission, gave military lessons to cadres in Hong Kong. I went to Xiao Zhang and said that I wanted to "talk".Teacher Kong reminds young women all over the world: Whenever a man who speaks Bashu dialect comes to you and slowly claims to "talk", be careful, because if you are not careful, you will get into his Longmen formation!If a man from the Northeast asks you for a "talk", don't worry, at most he is asking you to keep 5 million cash for him--just robbed from the bank.Secretary Nie and Xiao Zhang have been talking for more than half a century!What is romance?Revolution is the greatest romance.