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Chapter 6 Part II-1

cai lan talking about friends 蔡澜 10875Words 2018-03-18
Watching Shi Qi write about the massacre of old horses at the Macau Jockey Club reminded me of the horses in Shaw Brothers Studios back then.They were all going to be humanely destroyed after retirement, Sir Run Run Shaw took seven horses back to raise them. All of them are famous species, and they roam freely in the vast studio, and occasionally, they want to film a movie.The old king who takes care of them, we all call him the horse king.There are several members of the family, who live next to the stables, and are all first-class jockeys.Sometimes, they also dress up as actors in period costumes to earn some extra money.

Zheng Peipei, Yue Hua, and Di Lung like to ride horses. They went to the horse king early in the morning to pick up a horse and jogged on the back hill.All three of them are tall, and with the addition of a horse, they are even more burly. At first, these race horses were not used to acting, especially when they had to pull carts, which made them more difficult to control, but under the careful training of the horse king, they finally became obedient. Over time, the director shouted: Camera! They ran, stopped immediately, and did not take another step, saving energy. Ma, who lives an actor's life, misses the days when thousands of people cheered in the racecourse in the past, but seems to understand that he can no longer compete in this life.

Ma'er is very intelligent. Once Zhang Che wanted to film David Jiang's five-horse dismemberment scene, and ordered them to cut off the dummy's head, hands and feet. Ma'er felt that it was cruel and refused to do it. but.Temper is there.The ancients said that horses would bully people, but it was true. A beautiful woman named Lin Zhenqi rode a horse and ran, and stopped suddenly in front of a building. Lin Zhenqi flew out, hit the wall, and broke Several bones. Brother Ni Kuang waved at the script, saying that thousands of troops would attack.Where did the thousands of horses come from? There are more than 20 horses in front of the camera, which is considered spectacular.Among the dragon and tiger warriors riding on horseback, one was addicted to gambling. He set up a small radio and listened to the game results while filming. Run wildly forward, reliving the glory of the past.The twenty or so martial artists on the horses flew out one by one, and fell to the ground like a gourd, confused.

Ti Lung was gallantly riding a horse in Shaw Brothers Studios, but I was running around in that white turtle car. That is a rare automatic wave, a stick, push it forward, pull it back, you don't need to use your feet, the operation of the machine is as simple as my mind. I have to admit that I'm not one to cherish the car and treat it like a tank, up and down the rugged back hills.When it was raining, when the extras called it a day, they were asked to squeeze into the car like a competition, some squeezed into several. Movie theaters back then were full of beautiful and individual cars.

Sir Shao has the most, and has all kinds of famous brands.Once when he bought a Lincoln, the American factory said he wanted to switch to left-hand drive, and he needed to order twelve. He bought it all at once, and then sold it to a friend. Zhang Che insisted on using his Citroen. When the engine was turned on, the body would rise to prevent jolting; Yi Shu was the first person in the movie theater to buy a Lotus sports car. The shell of this car is streamlined made of fiberglass.One day, her eldest sister lost her temper and drove the car against a wall, smashing it to pieces, and of course it couldn't be repaired, and she didn't regret it.

Liu Jialiang likes to drive a Rolls-Royce. He is short in stature, sometimes from a distance, it looks like a stunt movie, with an unmanned car running on the road. Yu Shali had just bought a brand new Mercedes, and immediately quarreled with Jason in the car, alternating fists and kicks, and finally crashed the car into the valley.There are countless other celebrity cars, but when they heard the sound of my tortoise car, they all avoided it. The back of the movie city is close to the sea, and the wind is salty. The car is prone to rust if it is parked for a long time. The dead air hose of my car has been corroded, and several holes have been pierced.Car -7-- is not cheap to repair, so people would rather avoid it than fight me to the death.

The buyer of a new car, after using it for eight years, the engine performance is still very good, but the bottom of the car has also started to wear holes, so I took it to Xiao Yu from the Ministry of Iron Works, asked him to add two horizontal irons, and continued to drive.In the end, even the horizontal iron was corroded.The tortoise chariot, the life is back to bed. When we were children, we went to the store to buy socks. "Ba Feng stretches out the mountain clip." The shop hangs. OK, hold out your hand. "Make a fist," the clerk ordered. What are you doing? Fighting? Well, grab it!

The clerk brought a sock to wrap around our fists. It turns out that the length of the soles of our feet is exactly the circumference of a fist.Today's children don't understand it, do they? Later, in the sketch class, I complained to the teacher with a sad face: "No matter how I draw, I can't draw like it!" The teacher patted my head: "You measure that person's eyebrows to his chin. Then measure his nose tip to the base of both ears. The distance is the same." Sure enough, I followed the teacher's instructions and learned to draw portraits. Later, I learned a few phenomena of the human body, that is, the circumference of a human neck is equal to the circumference of two wrists added together.

Also, the length of the two arms stretched out is equal to the length of the height, unless it is deformed, it will not be wrong. The normal weight of a human being is equal to the height minus one hundred, and the remaining number is calculated in kilograms, which is your normal weight. For example, I am 181 centimeters {Cm) tall, minus one hundred, it is eighty-one, so I should weigh eighty-one kilograms, but at one pound, I am only seventy-two kilograms lol , In fact, I am not fat, I don’t know if it is really counted like that? I am still comforting myself. There is another saying: "The length of the soles of seven feet is equal to the height." You can measure it yourself. I have no interest in measuring other people's soles.

When it comes to the soles of the feet, the masseur said that many acupuncture points are relative to the internal organs of the human body.I was always dubious, then confirmed.It was a masseuse who did the soles of Zeng Zhiwei's feet, but he suffered from many diseases as a result, because Zeng Zhiwei is short. There is another saying: "The length of the bust is equal to half the length of the body." If this is true, then most of the women in Hong Kong are the female version of Zeng Zhiwei. There is a swimming pool opposite the place where I live.The blue water, looking down from upstairs, is very inviting.So I decided to go swimming.Wangong this year.

As for sports, you have to be interested in yourself to be happy.For health, for weight loss, are evil ways.Like a teacher teaching calligraphy, you can’t write well in any way, but one day you feel that your handwriting is ugly, and you can practice good handwriting if you study it casually. Swim from beginning to end first, fifty yards, already exhausted.After all, there has been no exercise in decades.After swimming for a few days, I began to gain confidence. I added another fifty, and after another few days, I added another fifty. Now I can swim back and forth four times, and I have swam for a total of two days. The pool is fresh water, and there is a lot of chlorine in it. If you don't wear waterproof glasses, your eyes will hurt, which will affect your writing.Bought a pair, it's ugly. Slippers are required in the swimming pool, and my pair of leather ones are not acceptable.I don't like the Japanese flip flops. I look for a pair of comfortable and unobtrusive ones everywhere, but I can't find them no matter how hard I look.In the end, I had to buy a pair of the most common and the most vulgar patterns. Paint it green on one side and yellow on the other side with Acrylic. After it dries, add a bright red flower to it the next day.Take a look, it's acceptable, just wear it like that. You can't walk down the street in swimming trunks.Find two salons from the closet. This is the most basic clothing of Nanyang people, just a piece of cloth around the waist.It can be used as a towel after taking a shower, and can also be used as a quilt when sleeping at night.My two, one is cloth, the other is silk, the latter is handmade in Indonesia: benevolent handicraft, bright colors, more beautiful with washing, wrapped around them to go to the swimming pool. After a week, my body changed. The first thing I noticed was that I slept well and didn't have to get up all night.Early in the morning, there was a strange phenomenon that I hadn't experienced for a long time. Already addicted to exercise.This is no different from taking ecstasy. It is not a good thing for a person to have a strong interest in a certain behavior.If you beg for food every day, you become a slave.No matter how I think about it, I can't imagine becoming a slave to the movement in my later years, alas. Brother De Ming, Accounting Manager of Star Tours, subscribes to Lianhe Zaobao.He showed me a page of a report about "Chaozhou Bookstore" in Singapore, which brought back infinite memories. "Chaozhou Bookstore" occupies a very important position in my life. When I was a child, I read books at the home of my father's friend, Uncle Xu Tongdao, and this was the "Chaozhou Bookstore". The location is in the new market place where Teochew people gather.There is a vegetable market in the city center called Lao Pa Sat, which was newly developed in those years.The main building has "Tongji Hospital" with free medical care.There are many other grocery stores, and the pharmacy has "Xingshengtang", which is also my frequent patron, and I was sick when I was young. I remember there was a big stage behind the pharmacy. When I went there, it had been turned into a warehouse and no one was performing. My mother is a regular customer of "Chaozhou Bookstore". When she was the principal of "Nan'an Primary School", she always went there once or twice a week to buy some textbooks and stationery. I forgot the name of the boss, just call him Mr. Wu.Mr. Wu has a crew-shaven head, short gray hair; Xi wears half shorts, showing his skinny legs. While waiting for my mother to buy things, I tried my best to absorb them in the bookstore, starting from monthly magazines such as "Youth World", to "Xu Wenchang's Joke", and a series of "Chinese Folk", including stories, strange cases, miscellaneous notes and so on. I always buy a few copies to go home. On the way home, I go to the vegetable market with my mother to buy vegetables. The must-buy is a stall that specializes in pickles. The trendy people call it salty, sour and sweet.The so-called vegetable market is a small stall in the street. Finally, before going to "Tongji Hospital", eat braised goose, pork head meat and other various snacks.There is also a Teochew porridge behind the hospital.The other one sells minced abalone and sashimi. I tried Ding's first raw fish there, much earlier than eating Japanese sashimi. There was a smell in the street, and I asked my mother, and she replied that someone was smoking opium.Since then, I have wanted to try it. Except that the hospital is still there, everything has been dismantled, and I only linger in my dreams.Sitting down to eat at street stalls, the food is not imported, so I woke up.Damn, what an annoyance. Last summer, I had a special relationship with hemp, and I bought several clothes made of shrunken fabric by Ochiya.Xiaoqianya follows hundreds of years of tradition, pulls out the hemp silk, spreads it on the snow, and waits for it to shrink and pluck, and the buds are dry and leaky. This summer, I met Yazhu. First, I bought a big bamboo mat from Matai Island in Indonesia, spread it on the bed, and slept on it cool.This time I went to Japan and found a pillow made of bamboo slices, which is exactly the same as Mrs. Bamboo recorded in ancient books. The day before yesterday, I went to Sanxiang in Zhongshan to look for furniture. I saw a bamboo vest. I was overjoyed and bought it immediately. This is a treasure for wearing a long gown. The bamboo vest is added to the underwear, the white top is worn on the outside, and the robe is added at the end to make it look a little decent. With this vest, the clothes will not stick to the body when sweating. The ancients really had a set of wisdom, which can be overcome by doing anything. This bamboo vest is tied with selvedges of ordinary material, I think it is ordinary, so I asked a friend to remove it for me, and replace it with a new bundle of silk and satin. What kind of things made of bamboo will I encounter next time? I have a wastebasket in my mind. I originally bought it and dug it out from a big red sandalwood tree, but if there is a bamboo trash can, I will be very satisfied. There is a vase of bamboo carvings in the office, and a large bundle of bamboo roots is kept as a beard, and a kind old man is carved on the bamboo head. There was a previous one, the bamboo root was turned upside down, and Guanyin was engraved on the bamboo head, and the bamboo root was behind Guanyin, shining like light, with a beautiful shape.In the end, I gave it to a friend, and now I miss it a little bit. If I ask my friend to return it, sorry, I will see if I can find another one. The new house has not yet installed curtains, so I thought of curtains made of fine bamboo, but I couldn't find any suitable ones in mainland China or Japan.The curtains can't block the light with this thing, I don't mind at all, the more sunlight the better, the bamboo curtains are just decoration.If you can't find it anymore, just don't use it, let the sun wake me up, it's a pleasure. I have no next generation, otherwise, I would definitely challenge the current education system and not let my children go to school. Seeing them carrying such heavy schoolbags makes them feel so distressed that they die in pain. Are they willing to bear it? Why don’t foreign students have to suffer so much? Are we not as good as others? The whole system has a big problem, and what affects society The so-called prestigious schools.Parents desperately want to send their children to prestigious schools so that they will not be looked down upon in society, because they themselves have received such supercilious looks. To become a prestigious school, students' grades must be better than those of ordinary schools, so cramming education followed by production and heavier schoolbags are inevitable consequences. Do you get ahead if you go to a prestigious school? Do you think so! How many of the rich today are from prestigious schools? Children need to be in a free environment in order to grow up normally. Education is just a system.A child who grows up in the framework of the system is at best a person who follows the rules and has no interest in life. A friend I know, in order to resist the forced education system, brought his daughter to Sifengzhou to grow up with animals.She is now an accomplished author, dedicating her life to children who do not go to school. She organizes online exchanges, attends the Open University, and talks about the freedom of life with a group of people who have not attended school. She is full of fantasy and lives a wonderful life. No matter how advanced the education of the teachers is, they are always less than computers. Learning from the Internet is definitely not inferior to any famous school. If I have children, I will teach them myself. I may not be as good at learning, but I am full of love.I will take them to museums, concert halls and art academies all over the world.I would explain to them how each famous building was formed. At least, I will instill in them the idea of ​​autonomy, don't follow other people's ass.Fame and wealth are slaves of the dragons, definitely not our masters. Whether it's reading articles or watching TV, I love watching interviews the most.In the question and answer, one can always see whether a person's knowledge and knowledge are true or false, which is easier to identify. Whether the interview is done well or not depends entirely on whether the interviewer has enough class.The sharper the question, the more courageous the interviewer.Of course, forcing people to a dead end is not the solution. There is a lot of knowledge to choose between. Most despise the many interviewers on TV, who smile endlessly at people in power, and even show flattering eyes, with a dead-flattering look. Maybe they are afraid of their power to politicians, but they also take a flattering attitude towards some wealthy businessmen, even reptiles are not as good. When you watch foreign successful interviewers, how can they laugh at those high-ranking people when they are doing programs? Interviews are different from casual talks. The latter can talk and laugh, but the former must be serious, especially when sensitive topics are asked. Interviewers sometimes draw up questions, one, two, three, and ask questions correctly.Don't you know that answering A0g has finished all the big questions, and you should continue to ask, but the person said: "This Ecg has answered it." This is the most shameful thing.What's even more shameful is that the director also put this answer month.What's even more annoying is that the interviewer likes to make a summary for the other party, and the summary is very stupid. They didn't say that, and they tried their best to add their own meaning.Sometimes the interviewees don't even know that this kind of lens is uploaded. Some people's questions are longer than your answers, which is even more taboo.Forget about visitor iC⑨, the most mentally handicapped. Most of the problem is laziness.If you don't do enough work in advance and don't have a deep understanding of the interview, W⑨ will appear. So I formulated a set of methods to cure these people. First write an interview with myself, and prepare any questions. You can ask questions, but you can’t repeat the questions and answers I wrote.Everyone is busy and there is no BtⅣg team to play. When I saw something good, I wrote it down after eating the delicious food, without specifying the address and phone number. Why don't you write it down? What are you afraid of? You thought it was a meal draft? Explain that I was promoting it for others? No, no, no, no, I have a firm stand, and I have nothing to worry about. In short, I don't eat and drink for free. Every time I go to a restaurant, I stick to the principle and pay the bill for what I eat.Well, I say good, at most I don’t write bad ones, and only scold those who encounter large groups. I hate the flickering introductions the most. After talking for a long time, I took a lot of photos, but I didn't know how to find them. It was even more fun. My columns are roughly divided into several categories: My favorite is talking about life, it's very funny, this is the number one. The second is to talk about travel, and share what I have observed with you. You will notice that I don't describe many scenery.Now that TV is developed, is there any place you haven’t seen? I’m mainly talking about people, and people, you remember, places are not necessarily. The third category is to introduce restaurants.The meanest one was that the family's stuff was out of order, not even soy sauce.Hahahaha, I laughed out loud after writing. The fourth is to tell jokes. When I can’t think of any subject matter, I copied some randomly from the Internet, digested them, and then said them in my own way. The fifth is swearing, which is my least favorite thing to do.Getting angry after scolding is not good for the body and mind. However, there is always a little bit of readability. If a manuscript writer like me, who is regarded as a low-level writer by the cultural circle, can't even do this, he will jump off the building. The columns I write will never be as many as the ones I read. Others write well and are worth learning from. If the writing is poor, stop after reading a few articles.Learn from the shortcomings of others and avoid your own mistakes. Although you criticize me for writing both the address and phone number, at least you can’t say that I’m not even informative. Readers' e-mails are divided into several categories: 1. Blind praise type Of course I am happy to hear it, and I feel ecstatic, the more the better. Two, bosom friend praise type Unconsciously praised, saying that after reading my article, the views that have influenced their lives are not as gloomy as before. I also like this kind of stuff. 3. Inquiry information type Tell me where you are going to travel, and ask what delicious restaurants are there? I haven’t had time to sort out this kind of information, and I can’t answer them one by one, otherwise no amount of time will be enough. I hope to find an enthusiastic person who writes about me. The restaurants of various countries are organized into files, and I can find out with one click, and then I can pass on the information to everyone, otherwise such emails have to be read and counted, and I have no obligation to do this for readers. 4. Talk about emotional issues In the past, I answered letters from readers in a weekly magazine, and sometimes I also wrote articles to reply to the topics sent to my email address.Doing so can earn a manuscript fee, so the answer is more detailed, and the weekly magazine is tired of writing now.If you come to ask about lovelorn or secret love, I can only simply scold a few words, and I will not reply at length.Yes, you're right, I'm a philistine.Ha ha. 5. Talking about the type of film My enthusiasm for movies has not diminished. Although I have temporarily left the movie industry, I have still watched all Chinese and Western DVD movies. If the letter has any insight, I will still reply. 6. Want to publish a book Many readers have written articles for me to read, and asked me how to publish a book, and I will answer, maybe I will be a colleague in the future. 7. Send jokes This is the most unwelcome email. 8. Looking for a doctor Many readers think that I know everything and ask me to introduce doctors, but most of them refuse to introduce them indiscriminately, unless I have personally treated them.In the past, I used to recommend the acupuncture doctor Chen Daoen who cured my fifty shoulders, but he has already died with a smile, please don't ask me about acupuncture doctors again. Back in Hong Kong, the office desk is already full of emails from readers, and I will reply one by one.Originally, if you send to the postal address written at the bottom of the column, I can find time to write a few words when I travel, but I still can’t learn Cangjie or Pinyin with my current Chinese input, even the simplest one by Brother Ni Kuang Jiufang, I still don't understand. Cangjie is too complicated. If you put your heart into it, you can master it in a day or in a hundred days. But how is this different from learning geometry and algebra? One day you will be able to use oral input. Is it not in vain that I have put in so much effort? As for pinyin, I could have mastered it, and because although I know several languages, none of them is perfect, and my pronunciation has always been half-baked, including the most basic Cantonese. When it comes to Mandarin Pinyin, I could have put in some effort, but it is too different from what I have learned before, and the combination of fonts is not beautiful, so I gave up in the end. For example, chai is the spelling of "Cai" in the past, but now it becomes cai, which is acceptable.As soon as you encounter shi or Xi, you will be confused. The most terrible thing is to see the word he, which is customarily pronounced as "he" in English. Even if you think about it for ten thousand years, you can't figure out that this is the pinyin of the word "he". I learned pinyin, and when I learned this, I shook my head. I use the computer to reply, English is no problem, when encountering Chinese characters, I rely on the "secretary input method." My secretary typed it out for me, I wrote on the white paper, and she answered for me. This is called the "secretary" method. When there is such a day, I will receive and reply immediately. When will that be? I said ten years ago that the computer will definitely develop into a piece of A4 paper as big and as thin, with functions such as telephone, TV, and watching DVDs. .I use local phone bills for emails in various countries. This kind of computer "Microsoft" seems to have been invented, and it has already dawned.If the above input methods are not successful by then, I still have to rely on my secretary to input Chinese at any time.Ugh. "Why do you always cough?" the child asked. "Smoking." I said. "How many packs a day?" "Two packs on average." I said, "When writing a manuscript, sometimes three packs are drawn." "Oh!" cried the child. "Sixty cigarettes a day! The smoke will kill you!" "I can't smoke to death." I said, "The bronchi are weak. That's what the so-called strict wife control is." "You know you have tracheitis, do you still want to smoke?" "Smoking, I started stealing cigarettes when I was twelve or thirteen years old, and I have been smoking for decades. How can I not smoke?" "People who smoke don't live long." The child cursed. "Who said that?" I shot back. "My dad smoked two packs a day until he was ninety." "Some people are exceptions." The kid admitted. "I'm an exception too, I have the genetics to smoke, and I'll be fine." I said, "And I'm happy when I smoke. Just make me happy!" "Why do you like smoking so much?" "Lonely fingers!" I said. "You always use strong words, and your lonely fingers can be used as an excuse," the child was angry. "You don't smoke is your business, I smoke is my business! Mutual non-aggression!" I said. "Secondhand smoke is harmful!" "There is no medical proof yet," I said, "but I respect others, and if they don't like it, I won't smoke." "Let's quit!" the child said bitterly, "You see, Mr. Zhang has been smoking for decades, and he quit all of a sudden." "Those who have been smoking for decades have become friends!" I said, "Friends who have been friends for decades can be thrown away at once. This kind of person is very fickle. You have to be careful." "I won't tell you anymore!" the child yelled and walked away.I am happy to be leisurely, and I can smoke as usual. "What do you think of the headline in the newspaper that the student committed suicide by jumping off the building?" the child asked. "It's completely a matter of personality." I said, "These people are gloomy, either because of homework or because of a broken relationship. Those who want to commit suicide will commit suicide sooner or later." "You say it's doomed by sex?" "Don't say it doesn't matter. The genetics researched by the academic circles today are exactly the same as the fate we talk about." I said, "The personality you are born with cannot be changed." "Then you mean they can't be saved?" the child asked. "No, no." I said, "Sometimes a single sentence of enlightenment can make them awaken, and there is still a chance." "School won't teach them?" "Our education system is cramming, and they won't listen when you teach them." I said, "Foreign students seldom jump off the building because they fail their homework. You can count the statistics, the kind of international school is relatively free and lax. Under the system, the rate of cases of jumping from buildings is very low." "Wrong school?" "Well," I said, "the education system is wrong, and the family is even worse." "How do you say that?" "Parents say they have to work and support their families, and they can't find time to talk to their children. The truth is, if you want to find something, you can still find it." "Then what should I do?" the child asked. "Tell suicidal people to eat a good meal, and they won't kill themselves. Tell them to try sexual pleasure, and they won't kill themselves." "What about falling out of love?" "Encourage them to persevere and fall in love a few more times!" "You're teaching the children badly by saying that." The child called.I said, "If children are taught badly because of my words or articles, and if they fail to teach them well in the six or seven hours of school, the education system has completely failed." Drink tea with children and talk about women. "When do we women start to grow old, can you tell?" the child asked. "I can see that," I said. "So powerful? Let's hear it." "When they lose the hair on the nape of their necks, that's the beginning of aging," I said. "Wow, this is also for you to see!" said the child. "There is another phenomenon." "Tell me and listen." The kid was anxious. "While they drink lemon tea," I announced. "What? A woman's age has something to do with drinking lemon tea?" The child couldn't believe it. "What about men drinking lemon tea?" "When a woman drinks lemon tea, she likes to squeeze the slices of lemon with a teaspoon. This is a woman's lonely nature, and a man will not do that. When a woman makes such a violent action, the wrist exposed The muscles in your body will vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, the more crowded, the more conspicuous the shaking will be, if you don’t believe me, try it.” I said. The children desperately squeezed the lemon in front of them. "Lucky, lucky." The child patted his heart. "You'll see it yourself someday," I said. "Why are you so cruel?" the child yelled. "It's not cruel," I said, "as long as you accept the facts. There's nothing sinful about being old. It must happen. Don't laugh at others for being old." "So men like younger women," she asked. " Not necessarily. "I say. "If I were a man, I would choose a young one too." The child said, "What's so good about an older woman! All the muscles in my body are slack." I laughed: "The things between the bed and the bed are done right away. Couples still need to communicate. Sometimes men don't make love with their muscles, they make love with their brains. You will understand later." There is a meal card in the through train to Guangzhou at 9:25 in the morning, which is the reason for taking it. Sit down, open the curtains, look at the scenery outside, eat something and smoke a cigarette, and you will arrive soon.A woman in a suit and looking like a strong woman sat down in front of me, and before I could open my mouth, she began to complain: "The bus from Hung Hom to Luohu is the slowest. Much better." I nodded politely. "Do you understand why it's so slow? It's because you don't have enough rails in Hong Kong. There are only two buses. The ones in front have to stop, and the ones behind have to slow down and wait for them." I agree. "If you open a dedicated one, it will only take fifteen minutes at most from Hung Hom to Shenzhen. Hong Kong is said to be a progressive place, but it is really backward in this area. Will building another one kill people? With so much reserves, why not spend it on it? " I don't know why, so I can't interrupt. Seeing the menu on the table, the woman sighed: "Oh, these are the same things you eat all the time. Do you know why they don't change the menu? This has to be approved by the Railway Bureau. The Railway Bureau There is also a food and beverage department dedicated to this matter, I really don't know what it means." I do not understand the operation of the Mainland Railway Administration. "Don't think that people in mainland China are very bureaucratic. There are more good managers than corrupt ones. Do you understand?" I never criticized it. "Now our economy is really better than yours. We are like a big magnet, attracting foreign capital, do you understand?" I'll be a girl you know everything, really powerful expression. "To survive in this society, one must know everything," she said. "Do you know how to calm down?" I asked. "What does it mean to be quiet?" She didn't understand.I smile and leave the dining car. Looking at the advertisements, I like the one selling perfume or soap the most recently.I can't remember what it was sold for, but the Indian girl in the film twisted her waist twice, which really made people think. Many people don't know about India, and there is only one black word in their impression.In fact, their blackness does not mean dirty.Indians love beauty, especially those teeth.When I was young, I often saw them use a branch and smash one end to use it as a toothbrush.Wipe clean. Not all Indians are dark, northerners have unbelievably fair skin with blue eyes.High nose bridge, Indians look good, you are awesome. Many years ago, Shaw Brothers director Mr. He Menghua and I went to Bangalore to film a movie. When we checked in at the counter in a hotel, we passed a tall, beautiful white-skinned Indian girl. We held up our pens and forgot to sign our names. . No matter what they look like when they grow up, Indian children always have big eyes and are very cute. This is related to their makeup since childhood. The mother scratched the bottom of the pot with her fingertips, and drew a black line on the bottom of the eyes of the baby in her arms. It's more natural than any Mascara, and I can't help but want to hug them and kiss them. It is a pity that I had two deep relationships with Indian women in my life, but both of them ended without cause. The first one is the driver's daughter. We were only ten years old at the time, and we played together after class every day. Seeing that she grew taller than me every day, I found it incredible.Suddenly, one day, when she was nowhere to be found, it turned out that her father decided to marry her off.What? Marriage at ten years old? It really happened in old Indian society, and it makes me sad. The second is when I was in middle school, I went to Chinese school in the morning and English school in the afternoon. The latter had an Indian teacher. Now that I think about it, she was only in her early twenties, the most brilliant years of her life.For her, my English improved rapidly, and I wrote sonnets every day.She was not angry when she saw it, and she always smiled at me knowingly during class. Later, when I went abroad, I never met her again. The woman in the current advertisement looks exactly like her. I don’t know if she is her daughter? No, no, it should be her granddaughter. Among my friends, there are many strange people, Ah So is one of them. With long hair, casual clothes, and gentle nature, brother Zhang Yukai is proficient in Fengshui, divination, palm reading, and Kaizi, etc., and he is extremely accurate. However, he is very humble and claims to be mediocre, so he took the English name SoSo, We have always called him Ah SO, and only recently learned his Chinese name. "Don't say that you have heard my words before doing it, or you will make people laugh." Ah S0 said, "People like us who are born with a bit of high emotion are everywhere in the world, and we can look at things from another angle Well, it’s no big deal. The more knowledgeable a person is, the less he can tell others. For example, the wife of President Reagan of the United States said that a psychic helped her, and it became a big joke. I always do things for fun. "I The first time I heard Brother Ah SO say this, I had a very good impression of him. I knew that he was different from the general self-proclaimed people, and I never told me that so-and-so showed him.How it works and other annoying publicity. Most of the people who seek Brother Ah S0 are mentally disturbed. Whether it is career or money, he can guide them one by one.This is something they don't want to tell others, whether they understand it in their hearts or not, but after I saw it with my own eyes, they smiled a little more. "Instead of seeing a psychiatrist, come and talk to me." Ah SO said with a smile.Indeed, our thinking is still backward, and we refuse to go to a doctor for analysis. Most of them think that if we go there, we are insane. Whether Ah SO’s words are effective or not, there is always a direction.I know more about the past than you; I don't want to know about the future.This kind of attitude is also right, it depends on whether you have self-confidence in being a human being, if you are confused and distressed, just listen to it. Especially on the issue of love, Ah So is an expert.When I thought of many unmarried women, I thought of him.I had a meal with Ah SO that day, and I suggested that the two of us open a mini marriage agency.Ah SO heard it and said: "It's fun, it's fun. But I must emphasize that it may not be accurate." When I went to "Qushui Township" in the three townships of Zhongshan, the owner, Mr. Zhong, said, "I have a friend who must be introduced to you." A man who appeared to be in his thirties came. He took the toothpick holder on the dining table, emptied the toothpick, and just played it. It was already a beautiful piece of music. "I like to collect musical instruments." The young man named Fang Jinlong said, "When I play a lot, I realize that anything can be transformed into a new one. I'll try to show you." After speaking, he poured out a glass of mineral water in front of him.Holding the bottle to his lips, he blew another song.People who didn’t know him thought he was just an acrobat. He turned out to be a famous pipa player in China, and he is known as the Four Heavenly Kings of Chinese Music today, along with flute master Du Zhen, guzheng player Wang Zhongshan and erhu master Chen Jun. He took out the pipa, thinking that he was going to play classical music like "House of Flying Daggers", but Fang Jinlong thought it was a Spanish guitar and began to play it.Put it flat at once, play the zither music, lift it up again, clank three times, play a Japanese shamisen folk song, and change it to another method, like Indian Ravi Xiangjia. "After learning the music theory, I can master everything." He said with a smile, "Music is easier to communicate than language. I can make friends with local people in any country I go to." "Have you ever been to New Orleans?" I asked. Fang Jinlong played jazz again and swayed like a black man. "It's an evil way to criticize me for playing music so badly, and I don't care." He said, "Music comes from emotion, and you can play whatever you like. This is the way, and this is Zen." After speaking, he sang. It turned out that he was still a very good tenor, but he said that he loved rock and roll more than opera. "Music is life, and eating is life. The two can be mixed. I like eating and cooking the most." He said, "We cooperate and combine cooking and music in one show. What do you think?" Of course, hands up, looking forward to that day. When I got home, I visited my mother first, and when the old man was resting, I rubbed the t-shirt with my younger brother and friends four times Cat "feeling of attention.In the past, cats were named according to their appearance, such as "Ahua", "Heitong", "Three-color Bing", etc., but today's cats are named according to their individuality. One poked its head out to look at me while chatting with my mother, and after a while it hid behind the curtain and peeped, waiting for us to turn our heads away.There is only one tail left. "Oh." My brother said, "It's called Sneaky." Another one just leaned against the wall to eat cat food, and was too lazy to go to other places. After eating and sleeping for a while, it got up and ate again. "哦。"弟弟又说,"它叫永食不饱。" 另外一只整天咬着桌椅的脚,想把整张东西搬走。 "哦。"弟弟说,"不自量力。" "开枱哕!"弟妇说完,我们走进麻将房,即有一只跟了进来,把它赶走,又千方百计从窗跃人。 "哦。"大家转头看,一齐说,"这只是嗜赌如命。" 家里的麻将脚,老友谢兄随传随到,是位很忠实的台湾麻将迷,另外有曾江和焦姣夫妇,可惜他们已搬回去香港定居,只有发掘新人,来了一位仁兄,名字忘了。 此君一下场大杀四方,我们几个的麻将柜桶差不多输得精光。 忽然,他尖叫一声,整个人跳了起来,原来嗜赌如命不知什么时候跑到他脚底用毛擦了他一下。此君最怕猫,看这种情形,我懒洋洋地说:"猫不可怕,猫毛才最恐怖,家里那么多猫,空气全是猫毛,吸进肺里,哼哼!"结果当晚一家烤肉三家香,此君把赢的都吐回来,吓得脸青青,落荒而逃。
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