Chapter 22 ugly salesmanship

Wen Zhengyan Some people say that now is the age of business, everything must know how to sell in order to have a way out.When a singer releases a record, he must try to appear on a TV variety show; a food company’s new canned dog food must be advertised in newspapers; in February next year, county councilors and township leaders will be elected, and now you may receive "some A certain bow, please advise" New Year's card... All in all, in order to sell yourself, there are endless tricks.However, there is also a principle in promoting yourself, not too much, too much is almost shameless!For example, if a food company sells canned dog food, it can say in the advertisement, "My canned dog food is so good. After the dog eats it, it can grow fat, strong, fierce and ferocious, and watch the door for you." Guards, foolproof." If you exaggerate too much, say "my canned dog food is rich in nutrition, delicious in color, fragrance, and everyone wants to eat it!" That's not only shameless, but I'm afraid people will smash the signboard!

On the 12th of this month, there was an article by Long Yingtai (let's call it an article) in the supplement of "Zhongshi".Seeing the word "fire" in the title, I thought she was burning some kind of wildfire again. After reading a few lines, I realized that she was making an advertisement to promote herself. In it, she put gold on her face in a funny way, making people suspicious Did "Zhongshi" charge advertising fees for publishing this kind of article? Long Yingtai said: After her articles in "Zhongshi" were published in the past, "the college students took them to the bulletin board and posted them, and some readers cut out three or four copies and sent them to friends far away. They asked friends to send them to friends, and middle school teachers copied them." Dozens of copies were used as discussion materials for civics classes; hundreds of copies were copied by community groups and distributed, and letters from readers were in her mailbox..." ) I have a daughter who is teaching civics in middle school. She said: "Only lunatics and idiots will use such extreme words to discuss with students in class." Another son of mine who is studying politics at National Taiwan University read it , Pooh, and said disdainfully: "What does she think of a college student? Just relying on her half-baked words, eating lotus root with one chopstick, let us post it? Who does she think she is? Is it Hu Shizhi?" Or Jiang Menglin? Our school has never posted Hu Shizhi's article on the bulletin board!" In fact, my son went to various bulletin boards in the school to find it.In the bulletin board, apart from the announcement that someone invited someone to go to Hehuan Mountain to enjoy the snow during the winter vacation, there are also people exchanging stamps and looking for lost umbrellas... But there is no word "Longyingtai".He asked his classmates, and the classmates asked him back, "Who is Long Yingtai? Is she a beautiful model? Why do you want to find her?"

Long Yingtai's salesmanship is called "Chuan Bang" in the film and television industry! The text of "Chuan Bang" is not limited to this, and it has appeared repeatedly in the "advertising text" of less than 2,000 characters. Long Yingtai also said: "When writing is more joyful, when college students write letters saying how they argue about wildfires in their dormitories", when successful businessmen in the Rotary Club say how they distribute articles one by one, As a female worker who earns 20 yuan an hour, a housewife who claims to be uneducated, and a plumber who washes range hoods, he wrote a letter saying how he began to observe this society and think about phenomena that he had never thought of..." The best part of this passage is "A female worker who earns 20 yuan an hour, and a plumber who washes the range hood." What a stroke of genius, it looks like the real thing. In fact, Long Yingtai drank too much foreign water. She didn't know that the hourly wages were made by Americans. and the plumber does not also wash range hoods. She makes up plots and praises herself as a "social enlightenment master", saying, "I can't get out of Long Yingtai, so why not?" It's a pity that she doesn't have enough skill in writing novels and compiling plots After "wearing bangs", it suddenly makes people feel nasty and ridiculous!

People who write articles feel that their articles are good, this is understandable "masturbation"!but.Again, if it is too much, it will involve personality issues! Long Yingtai wrote articles in "China Times", and every article vilified us Taiwan and us Chinese, (it is said that she has a foreign passport, just like what Mr. skin, snub nose, not necessarily Chinese!) to vilify our society in general, and encourage college students to "make trouble", lest the world will not be chaotic, lest our 19 million Taiwan compatriots can continue to live a good life, If this kind of person writes this kind of article, if there are still people who read it as a Bible, what is wrong with this society?In fact, Long Yingtai ignored the most important point. We are a society with right and wrong, justice, and truth. With this alone, we can move forward with our heads held high; otherwise, if, as Long Yingtai said, In that case, I am afraid that we have jumped into the sea long ago, and there will be no free, democratic and open society like the current one where Long Yingtai is here to speak yellow accents!

We want to warn Long Yinghe, don't try to "spread the fire" at Taiwan's Fuxing Base. The vast majority of the kind and silent people are willing to live a peaceful and happy life, and they don't want anyone to destroy it. There used to be Many people who are more "kungfu" than Long Yingtai once wanted to start some "wildfire" and burn down Taiwan's stable society.In the end, they were all spurned by the public, and they all suffered!Lessons learned from the past cannot be ignored! It is said that Long Yingtai studied in Taiwan from elementary school to university. After receiving higher education abroad, he should return to Taiwan and return to society. This is the basic conscience of intellectuals.Now doing the opposite, using acrimonious and provocative words, trying to arouse the passion of the public, is not what an intellectual with a conscience should do!Unless she has ulterior motives!We believe she will not!