Chapter 16 IQ

It is true that people always like to spend money to make mistakes.Many years ago, I participated in an activity of a wilderness survival club in Beijing. At that time, the concept of "outward bound training" had not yet entered China. The banner of "experiential psychological training in scenarios for adventure activities" is particularly exciting.A man as thin as a skeleton was wearing a camouflage uniform and asked me: "Where have you been?" I just said Beidaihe, and the man interrupted me with special disdain: "Don't talk about it, rely on your eyes to travel." I can’t discern the beauty of nature at all, do you think this kind of life is meaningful?” I was dumbfounded at once, and suddenly felt extremely ashamed.The skeleton spirit then talked about a few concepts, such as hiking, bravery, camping, unity and other words that are not used anywhere but can incite people's emotions, which made me unable to hold back my inner yearning. Shishi money.

This is a field team. We were gathered in a private house at four o'clock in the morning. Before we set off, the girls were required to carry a sleeping bag and a tent, and the boys had to carry cooking utensils, ropes, and rubber cuttings for rafting.Shi Shi and I were a little dumbfounded at the time, because the tent bag alone was almost as tall as me, not to mention carrying sleeping bags, we were like mountain bearers, everyone bent forward, Before dawn, I boarded a dilapidated bus.This group of people looks like fleeing from a distance, but looks like a beggar up close. No one thinks about expanding training at all.

The car pulled us into a mountain and stopped near the stone processing factory. The team leader, Skull Spirit, announced that the outdoor expansion should make full use of the difficult and dangerous natural environment, and challenge ourselves emotionally, physically, intellectually and socially. Everyone cheered .Later I learned that the so-called field expansion means that you must walk wherever you can take a car, and never walk on a serious road, and you have to take a big circle around the mountain road.When everyone was about to go stupid, the skeleton spirit stopped the team. Everyone was puzzled and said, "Isn't this the place where we parked just now?" Several team leaders ignored us and threw out two plastic woven bags several meters long. Something like that, let everyone form a men's and women's locker room to change into swimsuits and prepare to drift downstream when the water in the river rises.More than a dozen men and women dangled their bare shoulders in the woven bag, and the mountain wind blew goose bumps on their bodies immediately.A rubber boat can only seat two people, and the skeleton spirit requires a man and a woman, because people are not paired, so I was in a group with another woman who has rafting experience.The organizer didn't bring an inflator, so the rubber feller had to rely on two people to blow it up in turn. The spittle from different mouths mixed together was very disgusting.Shi Shi refused this kind of exercise from the very beginning, and squatted by the river to play in the water. I saw a forty-year-old uncle who claimed to be a professor in the group with her squatting on the ground and fighting with his mouth.In order to reduce the load, Shi Shi and I sat by the river and ate everything in the backpack. About two hours later, the skeleton spirit said to go into the water, and everyone hurriedly jumped into it with the rubber cutting.The water flowed so fast that it was impossible for you to grasp the direction. The rubber cuttings swirled and rushed towards the rocks out of the water. Everyone screamed, and some simply knocked over the cuttings and fell into the water. There is an immersion suit on your body, and the team leaders will use bamboo poles to pick you into their rubber boat after a while.

I just feel dizzy, how can I care to look at the two banks, the river is full of angular stones, the bottom of our rubber cutting has been scratched a long time ago, I feel like I am about to be smashed, and then I really can’t stand it , simply turn over and jump into the river.When I grabbed the bamboo pole, I saw Shi Shi was already sitting in it.After finally arriving at the campsite, I found that my legs were scratched all over.Originally, the skeleton spirit said it was in charge of the food, but each of us only had half a teapot of instant noodles in our hands. I sat outside the tent and watched a boy gnawing a thick sausage.Shi Shi asked: "Are you hungry?" I said: "Do you think he can finish that intestine?" Shi Shi shook his head: "Why don't we order some before he finishes eating, it's too uncomfortable to be hungry like this .You go!" I didn't feel embarrassed at all, and surrendered to my sense of taste.

The tent we brought can only sleep two people, but the skeleton spirit requires four people to sleep, and it must be two men and two women. This is the rule of survival in the wild, because men tend to calmly deal with dangerous situations.Before he finished speaking, Shi Shi grabbed my hand and kept shaking her head. She said in a low voice, aggrieved, "No, do you know why I jumped into the river just now? That porn professor sexually harassed me." , Standing up against the skeleton spirit: "What danger will this have? The biggest wild animal I have seen so far is mosquitoes. People are not more dangerous than wild animals?" My words obviously angered everyone, and the skeleton spirit asked me to shut up and said that The outside can only obey the leader.Reluctantly, Shi Shi and I got into the tent early and huddled in sleeping bags full of smelly feet, told ghost stories to remind each other not to fall asleep, and the rest of us were taken away in the night and drifted away.In the middle of the night, probably the team leader was afraid that I would cause trouble and assigned two girls to sleep with us.In the early morning, my body was covered with dew, and there was a layer of little red worms crawling on my legs.

The field trip was supposed to take three days. Shi Shi and I asked the direction of the road the next morning and went home.Expansion in the field is like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It squeezes its voice outside and calls "Little rabbit, open the door." For a rabbit who has never seen the big world, it is so easy to open the door without thinking And of course, fortunately, the moment the door opened, we could see the fangs of the big bad wolf clearly, and there was still time to close the door quickly, even though a piece of our fur had already been torn off.