Chapter 15 Triple Z woman

Three Z women are very fashionable now, and a little misty eyes can make those men who are easily tempted be confused.The so-called three Zs refer to beauty, knowledge and capital.Beauty is of course the most important infrastructure for them. Coupled with academic certificates full of foreign languages ​​and money in the bank for a lifetime of food and drink, they don't rely on marriage to solve their housing problems in a vulgar way like us.Although the men are like big peacocks in heat in the zoo, chasing after people's buttocks and dangling their colorful feathers, but the three Z women are clean and think this little trick of shaking their bodies around in broad daylight is very boring.

Before yellow hair and fake breasts were in fashion, Xiao Dong was an authentic three-Z woman.At first glance, she looks like a natural beauty, but according to her, from top to bottom, the whole person is a masterpiece of modern plastic surgery technology, because of her words, I have always behaved jokingly with her , I never dared to touch here and there, I was really afraid that we would not be able to afford to damage some small parts. She has many boyfriends, and it feels like they are all over the world, because the countries that often come out of her mouth are countries that I have never heard of.Those men gave her perfumes from different regions, Xiao Dong usually likes to take out the small note stuffed in the gift bag, and stick a cute rubber man with a magnet on the refrigerator, so that he can be intoxicated in the dead of night.There is a rolled-up one, which has always been placed in the first place, and a poem by Li Bai is written on it: When the beauty is here, the room is full of flowers, and when the beauty is gone, the bed is left empty.The embroidered quilt on the bed can't sleep, and it has lingering fragrance for three years.The smell on Xiao Dong’s body is strong enough. My temples often throb and hurt like gas. I think about when I can take her to the old building where our family used to live, because mice and cockroaches are becoming more and more rampant there. She might be able to get rid of the four evils for the local people when she went there, but she also felt that this job was a little bit of a grievance to Xiao Dong's identity, so she had to give up.

One day, Xiao Dong brought a group of friends to her house for dinner. In the kitchen, she sliced ​​the roast duck she made, put tomato slices on it, then cut a lemon, squeezed the juice, and carefully poured it on the duck.The scent of lemon rushed over, and she asked me, what do you think of in that poem?I answer: rogue.Another person replied: Red sleeves add fragrance.Xiao Dong praised me for my imagination, and the other said that I have a dark heart. Xiao Dong likes to play tennis and golf. I can’t catch a few tennis balls even if I run and break my legs, so I have never participated in the activities organized by her. When she talked about golf, I happily went there with the attitude of a small citizen who has seen the world .When the car came under a wall that said golf driving range, I finally saw the legendary golf.Some of the people who went with them had played, and they were talking about how many shots, greens and so on. Those who hadn’t played before had the same look on their faces. White hat.

The so-called stadium is nothing more than an open space of nearly 500 meters square, full of potholes, some fake water surfaces painted with white paint, and a few signs with numbers like 50 and 100 written on the ground.The site is surrounded by a circle of nylon mesh. If you add a roof and throw two sparrows into it, you can form a bird garden.This is really far from the green land, sunshine, battery cars, and undulating mountains and rivers in my dreams. Not to mention the streams and grass, it would be nice not to see the plastic bags blown by the wind.Xiao Dong doesn't seem to care about these things. She said that playing a round of golf at Hainan Boao Golf Course has a "green fee" of 800 yuan, a "rod rental fee" of 150 yuan, a "caddy fee" of 12 yuan, and a "car rental fee" of 20 yuan. Hundreds, and warming up here is simply too affordable.She is good at talking about cheap, just like I like talking about cheap.But don’t complain too much if you want to be cheap. I imitate the cat and imitate others to hold the cue. At the same time, I clamp the little finger of my right hand with the index finger and middle finger of my left hand very awkwardly.Everyone faced the same direction and turned their shoulders with the energy of "brothers and sisters opening up wasteland", and then stared at the numbers to see how many meters they had hit.Like a fool, I held back all my energy and hit the little white balls one by one. I didn't mind the distance at all.Finally, such a large basket of balls finally bottomed out, and the caddy brought me another basket, desperate.I think I'm about to break my pinky, and I'm reminded of the grid hole every time I hit a ball.

Xiao Dong told me that this sport was invented by a Scottish shepherd who accidentally hit a round stone into a wild rabbit hole with a stick while grazing.You said that the Scotsman is also, how worrying, how many sheep have been lost by inventing this joyless sport.For that much money and far less fun than our pinball. Three Z women are always far-sighted, talking to you about the world economy, or where the lizards raised by a certain international star come from, not to mention men, even an ordinary friend like me finds it extremely difficult, because I I can't talk at all.Xiao Dong didn’t dislike me, he called me yesterday and asked me if I was interested in rugby, I said I think Qingguo