Chapter 48 burp

If you're happy you clap your hands, if you're happy you pat your head—if you have to make a movement when you're happy, and if you're happy after a good meal, you burp. Hiccup (hiccup) This action makes it an involuntary repeated contraction of the diaphragm under the pressure of air.As for the "burp" we often say, it actually refers to belching in medicine, an action that "gas in the stomach or esophagus is discharged through the relaxation of the upper and lower esophageal sphincters" that often occurs after meals.Therefore, indecently speaking, there is not much difference between "hiccup" and "fart loudly".Moreover, although these two things are comfortable, they are both regarded as faux pas socially. Of course, because there are high and low "channels", the degree of contempt for hiccups is much lower than that for farting.On certain occasions—such as at a banquet, as a guest, when the cups and plates are messed up, you can burp moderately, and you can also express a kind of "silent thanks" to the host for the hospitality.As Liang Shiqiu said in the article "Treating Guests": "Big fish and big meat, water and land are mixed, if you can't make the guests burp in succession, it can't be regarded as a good time."

In addition to eating, drinking soda or chewing gum, smoking, talking too much, etc., can cause hiccups and belching due to swallowing a large amount of gas.Most hiccups are almost harmless to the body, not only harmless, but also make people feel an indescribable comfort, which can hardly be described in words. The weird sound vibrating in the throat may be the instinct speaking, the instinct The language used is untranslatable. In Bergman's "The Seventh Seal", there are two protagonists, the warrior Bullock and his entourage.Both master and servant have experienced the Crusades and their disillusionment. The difference is that the samurai is still an idealist, but the entourage has become cynicism: "The so-called Crusades are completely crazy, only idealism to the extreme Only those who can think of it..." Xiongshi also laughed at himself: "My stomach is my world, my head is my eternal life, my hands are two croaking suns, my legs are the pendulum of time, My pair of stinky feet is the starting point of my philosophy. Everything in the world is like a full burp, but it's more enjoyable to burp."

I am neither ideal nor cynical—or to be precise, I am cynical before meals and ideal after meals. If all the joy in the world had to make a noise when it came to an end, I hope it would be a full belch. It's great to burp, but sometimes, listening to someone else burp is actually happier than burping yourself.This is really hiccup, hiccup and hiccup of people, after the hiccup of the world. Anyone who has taken BB before knows that after feeding, he has to patiently provide a routine service for this little hedonist who has just had enough to eat and drink-sweeping wind, that is, gently patting the back Helps BB to burp excess air drawn in while pumping.Otherwise, BB may vomit milk.The only sign of the success of "Sweeping Wind" is BB's full belch.That is to say, there is no sound of belching, and the sweeping wind is endless.

When my wife was in confinement, I had to get up several times every night to respond to my daughter's hunger cry.Although it was fun, struggling to get up from sleep was not a pleasant thing after all, so after taking the bottle out of her mouth, what I wanted to hear the most was her full burp—in fact, this Where is the burp, it is clearly a release order allowing you to return to the land of black and sweet.If he doesn't fight, you can't "fall".However, often you can slap it however you want, even put the little person who is resting with his eyes closed and sway on his lap, his precious full burp will not come out if he can't say it, and he won't let it out, so anxious that you lose your temper at all.So when that burp finally comes, can you not believe it's the happiest sound in the world?There was a sound of a clapper, and nothing happened.

Except for this special situation, in general occasions where the total number of people reaches two or more, especially in more formal social occasions, hiccups should be controlled as much as possible.Eating quietly, without burping, is the basic rule of "table manners".According to the conclusions of the predecessors, if you want to effectively nip indecent burps in the bud in social situations, you can adopt the following five methods: 1. Pretending to be thirsty, pouring cold water in vain; 2. Pretend that the soup is delicious, and press hard with a spoon (a substitute for a tongue depressor) near the base of the tongue.Of course, don't reflexively make a more indecent "ahah" sound;

3. Repeat several times to take a deep breath or hold your breath hard; 4. Pretend to do eye exercises and press the eyes from the eyelids; 5. Lean forward as much as possible, like Larry King and his imitators. The joy of hiccups, just like farting and sneezing, is really an uninvited guest who comes uninvited but is desired. It comes without a trace and goes without a trace. However, if this unexpected guest who pleases you keeps clinging to you, always with you, the original pleasure will turn into terror, like a compulsive tickle - which is exactly the situation I am talking about. Everyone has experienced "hiccups" at one time or another.

Completely out-of-control hiccups are embarrassing and depressing, and it is said that if a person hiccups a total of 100 times for three days in a row, it will be life-threatening.This statement certainly lacks scientific basis, but chronic hiccups are more than just like a well-received soap opera (and all of them use "ventriloquism" dialogue), it will last for several months or years at most, and severe cases will cause swallowing Difficult and difficult to heal.In fact, not only fullness can cause hiccups, but also stomach dilation, stomach pain, gallstones, liver disease, appendicitis, aortic aneurysm, natural pneumothorax and even alcoholism, etc., also have a strong hiccupping effect.

According to the newspaper, Yang, a 57-year-old man from Nanjing, started from a full belch after a meal on a certain day in December 1998. He suddenly felt pain behind the breastbone. Two days later, he developed fever, pain in the left chest, and difficulty breathing. A chest X-ray was taken in a hospital and it was found that there was a large amount of fluid and gas in the left chest cavity, and the esophagus was ruptured.In the past 15 months, despite the treatment, his condition has been getting worse and worse, until he could no longer take a bite of food through his mouth, and relied on nasal feeding to maintain his life. His weight dropped from 80 kg to 43 kg, and his thoracic esophagus was severely dilated to a thickness of 5 cm ( The normal diameter is 0.5 to 2 centimeters).After surgical treatment, the damaged esophagus was removed (replacing the esophagus with a stomach), and he was discharged from the hospital.

Some people get into trouble because of hiccups, while others seek glory with hiccups.According to the world record recorded in the 2002 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records, British Paul Hahn burped the loudest burp on earth.His loud belch reached 118.1 decibels, comparable to the sound of an airplane taking off. A heaven that cannot be separated is a hell.An irrepressible pleasure is pain.