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Chapter 2 [Beautiful and not handsome]

Many boys feel that being a sports reporter and editor is very cool-watching the football full-time, and can write articles afterwards, and if they are not happy, they will slap people in the article. Many girls feel that it is very cool to be a fashion reporter and editor—specializing in trends, handsome men, beauties and designers, and reporting on the romance, eating, drinking and having fun, and can also easily decorate themselves. us?We envy Lao Shen together.The old Shen, whose name is Hong Fei, has opened food columns in major newspapers and magazines, dedicated to discovering food from all over the place, and after tasting it himself, he will tell the world with his brilliant pen.

According to readers' feedback, Lao Shen's manuscripts are a combination of culture and popular science, a collection of trends and classics,... anyway, it's amazing, croaking.There was a TV station doing a live program discussing Millennium Aspirations. A female reader told the host on the phone that Yizhi’s Millennium Aspirations was to have a meal with Lao Shen.Wow, not only has he tasted delicious food all over the world, he is also famous all over the world, and he can also receive royalties, let's not talk about it, the big guy is so envious that his eyes are about to drop.

However, Lao Shen sighed and sighed: "Once all hobbies become careers and tasks, alas...! When we were young, we boys were quite envious of the male protagonists in small movies, who enjoy sex and receive salary, now? After this column, I started to sympathize with them."...Not long after the word spread, the European Cup kicked off, and the boys who worked on the sports page began to ask the girls who worked on the supplement to make guest appearances or reverse appearances a few times—this is an inescapable duty, because, If one day a sports star suddenly wants to open his mouth to sing or become a supermodel, the girls in the supplement will also ask the boys in the sports page to write entertainment articles; besides, the boys who play football like to find supermodels and singers as family members, but , I only heard that beautiful family members and girlfriends went to the stadium to cheer, but I haven’t heard of their star boyfriends or heads of the family staying in the recording studio or by the flyover, so when the time comes, the boys on the sports page will also have Obligatory responsibility.

Ever since the girl accepted the glorious task of cross-dressing, she began to act seriously every day: "I want to watch the ball at night." After eating every day, she quickly rushed to bed, went to sleep, and then watched TV.You may not be able to watch the ball, but we will always watch the handsome man, right? ——Of course, no problem, our full-time job is to look up to handsome men and beautiful women.However, there are also occupational diseases - like to burn cold stoves - alas, on the star-studded entertainment page, which of the big-name stars started from the newcomers and let us publish articles to promote them?Many superstars still give face to senior entertainment reporters. The reason is that when newcomers met newcomers, those who bought cold horses accidentally bought hot ones.

This time, I accidentally watched both the best-looking ball in the past 20 years and the most boring ball so far in this tournament, and everyone recommended the Portuguese team's young brother-"The one on the 21st! You really look like that Draw!......!......!" Gomez Xiaoge's appearance is exactly like the handsome Indian man in "Dances with Wolves" "The wind is blowing". Later, when I exchanged experience with male fans, when the girls were spitting and trying to describe it, the boys thought a lot: "Is there no such person on the earliest roster and team photos?!"

The girl added: "The goalkeeper of Yugoslavia looks like soup at first glance. Hans, but with thicker eyebrows and big eyes, about 1.9 meters tall, um, the young, tall and mighty version of Forrest Gump!" The boy finally wondered: "Why do you want to see such unknown people?!" The girl continued chattering: "Then number 17 is famous, right? I found out that he looks like Longkodo in "Yongzheng Dynasty"!" The boy didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you watching a movie or a TV show? Is Xiaobei not good?" "Tch, Xiaobei is now a father."

"So Owen?" "Too short, only 1.75 meters." "Tang. Cruise is short too!" Hahahaha the boys finally made the girls faint. "The Slovenian team is also a dark horse." The boy finally came back. The girl said: "That game was good, but it was too funny, and none of the team was particularly handsome, so let them go home." The boys were all confused: "Didn't you claim that you like to burn cold stoves?" The girl was annoyed: "The stove is beautiful, so we cook it." Then said: "Hey, they all have a shortcoming, why do they all like to spit so much?"...

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