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Selected Essays on Huang's Love

Selected Essays on Huang's Love

黄爱东西

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Chapter 1 [Girls’ gossip about watching football]

Do you watch football? I... take a look. Although it’s fine if you don’t watch it, if you join in the fun, you will definitely watch the whole scene, but I can only say, I... watch a little bit. In addition, the people who join in the fun to watch the whole game are always the World Cup, the Premier League and Serie A. When watching it, I am amazed again and again: "Wow, look at how fast they run! The stadium is so big, and they are flying around-" —Look at the TV camera, chasing them left and right, even those who sit here and watch it are dizzy..." Tsk tsk in admiration. During the World Cup, we didn’t even go out to Asia, so we had to stay at home and play by ourselves. Once we took the remote control and pressed randomly, and we jumped to the A game. I didn’t know it. After watching it for a while, I was surprised:

"Hey, I was running so fast just now, why is the whole station not moving now?" It seemed that when I was watching the Formula One race, I suddenly switched to the touring car race.After wondering for a while, I said, "Oh, I pressed the wrong button." After this battle, and vaguely heard some black whistle and match-fixing, I muttered, running so slow and always standing still, playing so badly and occasionally playing fake, don’t look at no loss, just look at it in a hurry.So I don't look at it even more. This time I started to watch the European Cup again, and I started to sit there and sigh in admiration: "Oh, I ran so fast! - I can definitely run 100 meters within eleven or twelve seconds!!"

When the girlfriends were asked whether they watched the football or not, they all nodded vigorously in unison.However, when asked why, the answers are varied.One said: "Look at the handsome man! Look at how energetic the young man is! What a good body!...Ah!!" Hearing this, the man said, "Ah!" Another one said: "Look what's good. Look at the referee. Those black socks look really good. I've been wondering what brand they are—I'll get a pair for my boyfriend later!"...Only One or two girlfriends watch well, and often win the host. After watching the game, those boys happily eat and drink for free, and write some ball reviews. What kind of luxury lineup do you think? Dare to take on such unfathomable technical jobs.

As soon as the European Cup kicked off this time, I saw a newspaper making a large page, listing in detail the four big players, cool guys, and villains of each team. No matter how I looked at it, I felt that it was just for our account to watch a little bit of football. The idiot girl's guide to watching football. After the opening ceremony, as soon as Belgium and Sweden started playing, we just said: "The newspaper said, who is in that team? ... Then who is one of the top four? We have to take a closer look." Don't mention that the handsome man is just Xiaobei, why give him such a face, tsk..."

As a result, the handsome man didn't show his face very much, but the unhandsome man flew all over the field, and the ball hit everyone, so he chattered again: "You're not handsome...but it's hard work, chasing the ball all over the field, it's not easy, man, a model worker is nothing more than that, it's not easy, um, a model worker!" I went to study the referee again: "German dentist, ah, last time I went to pull out my wisdom teeth, they yelled so much that they finally sent a doctor who came back from studying in Germany to help me pull out the tooth, that doctor who came back from studying in Germany , very sweet, everything we say is ours, we are now starting to take anesthesia, we are now starting to extract the lower teeth first, alas, their technique is very good, it doesn't hurt at all, and it doesn't swell at all after the extraction..."

Those who watched the game together were almost bored to death by me - no, no, no, no, they were already bored to death by me.
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