Chapter 59 snacks and women

2000/05/19 Sanlian Life Weekly Author: Ye Lei At family dinners that we are not very familiar with, some "pseudo-gentlemen" who think they are sympathetic to jade, often hold out plates such as plums and plaids, and then announce happily: "Lady's most welcome dish is here!" And The "ladies" raised their orchid fingers and began to enjoy the snacks prepared for them by the man.They are thinking: men will think, women are so weak and pitiful, they eat such skinny and delicate things, what is the difference from bird food, it is really flesh and blood made of water!And the men said to other people's girlfriends: "Eat it, eat this rock candy grilled hoof, it's for beauty!" (This is a popular trend now-anything that looks white and greasy is promoted to beauty) food, such as pork skin, fat meat and wax gourd), but winking to his girlfriend, telling her to remember her weight, let's have a piece of rock candy bayberry.

The hygienic conditions of college girls' boudoirs are actually unbearable. The room next door to us used to have a spectacular scene of melon seed husks being carpeted.A guest joked: "You're so greedy, how can you get married!" A roommate rolled her eyes and said, "You can't get married if you don't eat snacks now." Married within two months.If a woman announces that she doesn't like snacks, her female partner will look surprised and exclaim, "What a habit!" But anyone can see how insincere the compliment is, with a gloating expression, as if The other party lost the greatest joy of being a woman.

I know a man who said that women are divided into three classes. He said that the highest class women want diamonds and jewelry, the second class women have to buy clothes, and the worst class women have to buy some snacks to eat. But in fact, most of the snacks are bought by women themselves. According to Freud's theory, people have the desire to suck, which may be manifested as smoking and talking in men; in women, it is probably nagging and chewing. In more cases, women accompany women to buy snacks.It is not the women who shop alone, but the girlfriends who come together in the supermarket that increase their desire to consume.Movie theaters are heaven for snacking.In the dark space and time, the girls always bring snacks as if they were going on a spring outing, as if the movie is wine, and there must be food to go with the wine, so the snack bar in the movie theater has prepared various things for them, among which are explosives. Rice flowers are ideal because there are no shells or skins to throw on the ground.But the movie theater can't prevent them from bringing their own "drinks", so our ears are always surrounded by the sound of cracking sunflower seeds, and the sound of friendship between them exchanging snacks with each other.