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Chapter 91 2002 Bestseller Jingyanlu

pig and butterfly 冯唐 3987Words 2018-03-18
2002 Bestseller Jingyanlu Feng Tang Postmodern society has many characteristics: impetuousness, hype, following trends, and subversion.Expensive is bullish, regardless of whether it is good or bad, whether it is expensive or not.Eyeballs are gold bars, regardless of good reputation or bad reputation, to be famous, a pig needs to be strong, and it takes time to become famous.In the new millennium, even if you become a bitch, you must set up a memorial archway. Don't write "chaste and strong girl" in face, but write thin gold style "spring dream without trace, Wushan must die", and criticize "heaven and earth".

So at the end of the year, it's time to make a summary, the editor said, and of course review the bestsellers.Whether I praise or scold, the booksellers must be happy.Doing business is the same as playing mahjong. The most difficult thing is to gain power. After you gain power, someone will follow you with beating gongs and drums and throwing rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes, and you will be prosperous. The bestsellers of 2002 presented six major themes. 1.Strange power "The Lord of the Rings", "Harry Potter", and "Goosebumps", under the guise of children's books, talk about strange powers and chaos.

The world has become too fast, too the same, too monotonous.That is to say, when I was a child more than ten years ago, I only ate Chinese cabbage in winter, shredded, sliced, cut into sections, vinegared, stir-fried, and messy, it was still Chinese cabbage.Now I have cucumbers and tomatoes all year round, and I don't feel like the time has changed.That is, when I was a child more than ten years ago, I spent 100 yuan to the Lisheng Sports Store and queued up to buy a pair of Nike leather sneakers. I felt like the seven-mile boots in a fairy tale, and I walked from Sanlitun to Maizidian in one step.Now that Starbucks has opened to the Forbidden City, there is no sense of space change.So we expect more on December 7, 2001, when the heavy snow paralyzed all serious business, we hugged each other like relatives.So we expect strange powers, the sky is green, the water is beer, and the pretty girl is silly, you just smile at her and go with you.

Just like Gu Long plagiarized and wrote "Meteor Butterfly Sword", I don't know if "Lord of the Rings" plagiarized.But Hollywood is domineering, just a book with no beginning and no end, and a movie with no beginning and no end. After watching a large group of people, they searched for the non-existent head and tail. Come out, so buy a book to read.I asked my wife what she thought of it, and she said: Lord of the Rings!Then I explained the 4Cs of diamonds to me, then I shopped online, and then asked for my credit card number, and then I wore the big diamond ring on my hand within two days, and then said, I can’t pull it off, the Lord of the Rings!

I like "Harry Potter", and I like the platform that is not a whole number. When I read it, I thought of Taoist priests in Laoshan and laughed out loud.Western education is motivating.The non-integer number of platforms crashed past, and it was a train bound for the magic school.The sea sails past, there is God and gold.China's education is admonishment, and hitting the wall is a big bag on the head of Laoshan Taoist priests.The sea must be banned, even if Zheng He said he had been there six times, the gold, silver and jewels over the sea, and the hooligans in the Eight Great Alleys are stronger than the so-called pirates over there.In fact, people’s hearts are full of platforms that do not amount to an integer. If you are not afraid of getting bloody, bumping into it and leaving Tsinghua University, you may be the next Bill Gates.Bump into it, buy a bouquet of roses and ask her bravely, maybe she will say yes.Rowling, who wrote "Harry Potter", reminds me of Qiong Yao, and I firmly believe in Du Fu's words, "The article hates fate, but the charm is gratifying."I thought that if the boss fired me, Chinese literature would have one more master.But the year-end bonus is a little less, and the promotion is a little late, so I still have to ask the boss for a private discussion and carefully reason.

2.The era of reading pictures "Jimmy's Picture Book", "My Wild Animal Friend", "How Are You Feeling Today", don't need a lot of words, but they must be romantic. Booksellers take advantage of the weaknesses of human nature, save effort and worry by reading pictures, one book in half an hour, "Can't you say I haven't read? Can't you say I haven't improved?" Many beauties on the street understand the truth from reading pictures, and their faces are beautifully dressed Yes, the hair is loose and smooth, you can look forward to it, smile beautifully, but you don't speak.Boys also seem to save effort and worry. You don't need to talk about life, ideals, and international and domestic situations, just talk about the price.Even more disgusting are picture books with text, such as "Miscellaneous Memories on the Lake" by Cao Juren.The original text is good, at least bright and clean, and the pictures are not bad, at least the landscape.But the text next to the picture is really bad. For example, West Lake: "It is said that we forget each other in the rivers and lakes, but we always meet again at the intersection where the water is poor and the clouds rise. Seeing that you are still red, but you have the tiredness after traveling far away." , and my calmness is a calm undercurrent. It’s fine to say goodbye like this, if you still have to give up, we will meet at the next intersection.”If Cao Lao sees it, he will die in peace.It reminds me of the diaries produced in Zhejiang in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The paper is usually flesh pink or green in color, and the cover is printed with words such as "warmth" and "true feelings". For example: "The sea of ​​your heart is my lake. Every night I go boating and chanting. Will you remember last night's dream every morning?"

"Meteor Garden", "Zhou Yumin", "Jay Chou", "He Lixiu", and various body picture albums published in the name of body art (the ladies are all wearing heavy makeup and naked bodies, which can be broken up at newsstands on the streets of Shenzhen) The last zero single buy). "Meteor Garden" embodies the team spirit, standing up one by one, with a little boy face, long hair and a small braid, like a small worker in a Guangdong hair salon.Four stood up in a row, their flesh radiant. The greatest social significance of "Meteor Garden" is to liberate people's minds and make people realize that masculinity, like red, green, yellow, and female, is also a color.Love of beauty is innocent, lustful is justified, women can also watch handsome boys from Liaoning play football, and have the same right to have sex with their tits.I heard that the duck market in Shenzhen is very popular. There are a few good players who used to play basketball. The price is several times higher than that of chicken, but there is still no market.

3.practical classic "Xinhua Dictionary", "Three Hundred Tang Poems", "Webster's Dictionary", practical classics are eternal bestsellers. It is better not to read rubbish, and it is better to go home.Maybe it's because I'm getting older, I'm getting more and more obsessed with eating two or three small restaurants, twice a week, and I won't go home until I'm drunk.More and more old friends who have been guarding for more than ten years, mahjong once every two weeks, and they will not return if they do not "stand up (dialect, that is, lose light)".I am more and more greedy for old books that I have read repeatedly.Song people said, half of the world is safe.When I was free, I made a list of books, only ten books, piled up on the bedside, and flipped through them before going to bed.In the future, I will leave it to my son and tell him that after reading and understanding it well, he will be able to walk in the rivers and lakes, gain some fame, and earn some scattered money.

There is a saying in the West, called the moment of true love.There are many big things, such as whether this person should be trusted, such as whether they should get married now, such as whether they should marry this person.No search or analysis is required. I ask you a question and you answer it intuitively. The answer to this question determines the decision of these major events.For example, let me ask you, is this person able to send a life of a thousand miles to a lonely person three feet away? If you think so, this person is your true friend.For example, I asked you if you have had enough fun now, and you said enough, it's time for you to get married.Similarly, is a book your classic? Let me ask you, if you go to an isolated island for a lifetime, and you can only take ten books with you, will you take this one?If you could only bring one book, would you bring this one?If I can only bring one book, I will bring "Xinhua Dictionary".

4.Internet speed reading "Beijing Story", "Chengdu Tonight Please Forget Me", etc., have gained fame on the Internet and led the coquettish for several months. It is only a matter of time before the Internet becomes king.The early days of the Internet seemed like a social revolution, immature, frivolous, unrestrained, and unstable.The stock market was bloody and the revolution failed.However, just as no social revolution is successful once, the Internet will rise and fall again.Although the Internet is no longer popular, the world is not the same as it was before the revolution.A simple calculation can be made: what percentage of the working population is habitually surfing the Internet, how much of the daily working time of those who are accustomed to surfing the Internet is the percentage of their effective working time, how many people have read news on Sina in the last week, and how many people have read news on Sina in the last week Read the news in People's Daily.The statistical results will have surprising implications: the Internet has become an important part of the life of an emerging class.

So, I can’t remember when was the last time I watched “Everybody”.But I saw the episode in Qingyun Academy, it seems that it is not over yet, and I read "Chengdu Please Forget Me Tonight" intermittently on Paowang and Tianya Forum, it seems to be over. I haven't read it, so I can't say much.However, these words remind me of the scene when I first came into contact with martial arts novels.First of all, it was serialized in the Yangcheng Evening News. In order to read the 800 words every day, I bought a newspaper that I never read.Then came "Ping Zong Xiaying", which was printed in sixteen magazines, two volumes, and I read it without sleeping.How many years have passed before I realized how bad Liang Yusheng was, and wondered how he got on with it, just like how he was attracted by those little girls.Then it was Jin Yong's.How many years have passed, and I feel how fake Jin Yong is, as fake as "Reader's Digest" in the United States and "Reader" in Gansu.Later, I watched Gu Long.One day at a time, the sky is dark, and I begin to feel that I am living in the rivers and lakes, that I am a variety of people, and that there are hidden weapon experts surnamed Tang lurking in every dark corridor.It is still believed that Gu Long is a role model for literary youth. "Chengdu Tonight Please Forget Me" has a story: three brothers, several women, a bad thing.There are themes: love and lust, society and meaning.There are skills: the angle is in place, and the text is also good.There is a new idea: clearly write out the words that are said between brothers when they are drunk, and the words that are only said when a girl complains about her suffering and love history.As Xi Murong said: "The sky can be so blue, and the grass can be so green".Life can be so chaotic and powerless.Randomly scanned the author's other texts, summed up in one word, garbage.However, the requirements should not be too high. Zhang Ji only has twenty-eight characters in "Fengqiao Night Mooring", which is enough. I read "Beijing Story" a long time ago, and re-read it after watching "Blue Rain".The article is better than the movie, the text is rough and rough, like a handwritten copy, but there is truth in it.True love does not distinguish between male and female or male and male, true love has no reason.The film seems to be produced by a Taiwanese production team. It is much more refined, but the true feelings are much weaker.People who haven't been in Beijing for more than ten years can't shoot that kind of roughness that is absolutely not shabby. The concern is whether Internet speed reading will destroy people's sense of language.There must be a story, it must be fast-paced, and it must be exciting.In fact, every word is a fairy solidified by a spell. If the combination is correct and the rhyme is correct, it will be activated instantly. Just a few words or a dozen or so words will travel through thousands of years and confuse people's hearts.For example: "I only feel that you look back, and I still think about you in the morning and evening."For example: "Hold your son's hand and grow old together with your son".For example: "Facing the sea, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming."I am worried that such words will be annihilated by the Internet and will never appear again. 5.Love is rampant Qiong Yao is old, Yi Shu is dry, and the younger generation comes out, "Chrysanthemum Fragrance", "Lv Yi Calls Yi Ling, Mei Rong Jun II? "Blue Life and Death Love", "Winter Sonata", continue to weave love and earn money tears. In fact, I can understand why these are popular.Every year and every month, there are always a group of boys and girls who reach their age, their hormone levels surge, they start to hurt their youth, and they start to fall in love.Every month, there are always a group of middle-aged women who have lost their passion and ovarian dysfunction and start to imagine love from other people's stories. However, I could never graduate.When I was in the third year of junior high school, a girl in the same class lent me a copy of "How Many Times the Sunset Is Red". I asked, is it a sequel?Why is it thicker than the original?I can understand lust, violence, vanity, conquest, curiosity, loneliness, but what is love? A while ago, the TV series "Elephant Fog, Elephant Rain, and Elephant Wind" was broadcast. My mother stared at the TV at the end of the day. Ask me to predict the direction of these relationships.I have to adjust my model to predict the trend of bad debts of the Bank of China. The continuous 8% GDP growth will not be able to consume these bad debts. I don’t know what can be consumed.My classmate who made a TV series and was nicknamed the "King of Bad Movies" said that my mother was their dream audience.To them, I'm trash. 6.Tibet Tibet Tibet has always been able to attract foreigners, and anyone who can attract foreigners can attract petty bourgeoisie.Familiar places have no scenery, and familiar girls don't understand the style, only Tibet, Tibet. Travel books such as "Tibetan Cowhide Book" and "Tibetan Antelope" are popular again and again. "Tibetan Cowhide Book" is boring in text, mediocre in pictures, and a little meaningless in hand-painted maps. The packaging is very thoughtful and gaudy, like the blackboard newspapers we published when we were young, like the murals on the door of the school toilet.It is best to give it as a gift, your girlfriend must say that you have good taste and a broad mind. I hate traveling, and I firmly believe that places can only be tasted by staying, not by traveling.It's like a girl wants to soak, instead of just looking at her face, she can feel the depth by smelling the fragrance.
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