Chapter 90 The Mentally Retarded Postmodern Hero's New Clothes

The Mentally Retarded Postmodern Hero's New Clothes Feng Tang After literacy, two words have attracted me the most, one is "hero" and the other is "beauty". "Beauty" is naturally loved by everyone, and when I think of it, my blood rises: Who did the girl in the class next door sleep with last night?But what exactly is a beauty?Uncle Wang's daughter next door, Xiao Cui from the same class, or Yang Yuhuan from the book?Why is it better to have a fuller chest and a slimmer waist?Are beauties human too?sleeping?Do you eat?Do you wash your face, brush your teeth and go to the bathroom every day?What is the beauty thinking?There are two-legged people in the street, why did she single out that person to sleep?

"Heroes" are naturally admired by everyone, and my heart swells when I think of it: When can I become a hero?But what exactly is a hero?Confucius who collects meat for tuition, Sima Qian who is physically and mentally strong, Zeng Guofan who has made great achievements in virtue and meritorious deeds, or Lei Feng who has done all good deeds?How many roads have you traveled, how much hardship you have to endure, how many things you have done, how much money you have earned, and how many words you have written, before others think you are a hero?After you are regarded as a hero by everyone, will the so-called beauties single out you to sleep?If not, why be a hero?

After studying history, an era and a type of person are the most tempting to me. That era was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and those people were assassins.The Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period were extremely chaotic and rich, and a hot pot, for five hundred years, □shaved out most of the important flavors of Chinese civilization,,,,.Warriors wield their knives, counselors wield their tongues, princes pretend to be grandsons or scumbags, and their lives are equally vivid and real.Assassins and prostitutes are two of the oldest occupations of human beings. They are born with fists and can be assassins, and thighs can be prostitutes.Sima Qian listed the assassins after Lu Buwei and before Li Si, and left a name in his biography.He admired an assassin named Yu Rang, and quoted his words repeatedly: "A scholar dies for a confidant, and a woman is for a person who pleases herself." Among such people, the most famous one is Jing Ke, who is fond of reading, drinking and fencing.When he was about to assassinate the King of Qin, he sang: "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return!" When I recite it now, I still have tears on my chest. I will never go to an important game of cards or wine. Chant easily.

I heard that a director named Zhang Yimou is going to make a movie called , which tells the story of an assassin assassinating Qin Dynasty. I think there is something to watch.I also heard that Tony Leung, who invested 30 million U.S. dollars and picked a big star, hugged Zhang Guorong's waist in "Happy Together" so tenderly. The head idol, Jet Li can kick his own head with his own feet.In addition, Yo-Yo Ma's cello, Tan Dun's music, and Yuan Heping's martial arts design are all talents of the moment and the best choice.I thought, as for making such a big fight?Sima Qian, who was eunuched two thousand years ago, only used less than two thousand simple Chinese characters, so that after two thousand years, I can see my eyes straight, my soul is out of my shell, and I know what it means to be bright and clear. Deceive his aspirations, and his name will go down to future generations.I also heard that after the film was released, it was reported everywhere in the media, and it was even linked to the Oscars. It seems that anyone who does not watch it will be uneducated and tasteless, and will not respect the Chinese voice, and give "melatonin" as a gift like.There is no piracy at all, as if governments at all levels, armed police, and public security bureaus are actively involved.For the premiere in Shenzhen, one person, one ticket, body search and identity card check at the entrance are stricter than going to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall in Tiananmen Square to see the remains of the elderly.The pre-title advertisement was sold long ago, and the game adaptation rights were also sold long ago.Broken, I thought, thinking that there are swindlers making trouble, the textile machinery has been started, and the emperor's new clothes are being made.

When the premiere was held in Beijing, the secretary actively arranged for it, the company reserved the venue, and the new Dong'an small hall.In order not to affect viewing, the comrades said yes, do not bring children, do not buy popcorn, and turn off the vibration of the mobile phone completely.A quarter of the movie started, and everyone was silently looking forward to it. Many good movies are slow to heat up.Halfway through the movie, everyone looked at each other, not knowing who was mentally handicapped.When Maggie Cheung asked: "What else do you have in your heart besides the world?" Everyone smiled at each other, knowing who was mentally handicapped, so they said at the same time before Tony Leung: "And you." Finally, Jet Li who was shot into a hedgehog was shot Carried away, the performance was over, the lights in the small hall were turned on, and our leader said seriously: "Who messed around to see it? Who arranged for the booking? Deduct her salary for this month!"

The salary is a small matter, so I won't be deducted anyway.However, these guys used so-called artistic means in the name of movies to ruin one of the two words that seduced me the most: "hero".It also ruined that era and that group of characters that I was infinitely fascinated by: "Assassin of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period". The picture is vulgar. It is said that the picture is Zhang Yimou's forte. When the Berlin judges said "Red Sorghum": "Such a beautiful picture heralds the birth of a genius director!" In the picture, there are strong men like Jet Li and graceful women like Maggie Cheung. There are all kinds of Chinese symbols: go, weapons, guqin, terracotta warriors, ginkgo, Chinese characters, but no matter how you look at it, it seems to be piled up.Think of the large platter of Chinese food, the tower carved from the cake, and the geese placed on the cucumber.I think of the plastic coconut trees on the streets of Beijing, the neon lights of Shanghai, the huge landscape paintings hanging in restaurants, and the bonsai sold in the flower market: an old man with a white beard is sitting on a dirt hill that can’t be more fake to fish, and there is a yellow and white one next to him. A marble ball, whirling around and emitting white smoke.When I was young, my cultural foundation was weak, but I can make up for it when I grow up.It is not so difficult to understand the beauty of Chinese-style pictures by memorizing "the afterglow of the west wind, the mausoleum of the Han family" and looking at Fan Kuan's landscapes and Qi Baishi's flowers, plants, birds and insects.

The music is vulgar. After being instructed by an expert, I did find that a lot of exciting material was added in it: opera, "My lord, will you kill me? Will you kill me?", Beijing opera, ballet, Qin opera, etc.However, if abalone, shark's fin, sea cucumber, ham, and bird's nest are not put in the pot, any mess is "Buddha jumping over the wall".There are also beginning and ending, rhythm and heat, harmony of yin and yang, and matching of five elements.Otherwise, every pharmacy shopkeeper can be called Hua Tuo. No matter what the disease is, anyway, wild ginseng, astragalus, velvet antler, dog whip, cistanche, pick expensive ones, well-known people on the earth who know how to throw them in, it's all right. Treatment of impotence and premature diarrhea.

The actors are innocent. The brothers and sisters are still pretty strong, and the actors are innocent.There are no details in the whole play that allow Tony Leung to express his gentleness and sincerity.Chen Daoming recited "World Peace" to the assassin facing the word "sword", it must be forced by the director.Jet Li has a dead face, and his lines are not wrong, at least he doesn't have the embarrassment of saying "I miss you" with a smile in English in "Romeo Must Die".Maggie Cheung is getting old, and the best beauty salon in Hong Kong can't stand the ruthlessness of time. Her face seems to be painted with fruit that has been put aside for a long time. Before the war, she and Tony Leung slept together as lovers.It can be seen that Zhang Ziyi is working harder, and every time she rushes forward shouting and wielding a sword, her mouth is crooked and her eyes are slanted, as if she was in the early stage of a stroke, as if some of my ex-girlfriends in Beijing learned that I was cheating.

The director is ugly. Carrying the teapot all the year round, once the bitterness comes out, and you become a tea drinker, the first thing to do is not to be impetuous or get carried away.Now that he has achieved success, he has the capital to be calm, not surprised by honor or disgrace, and continue to look at the world viciously according to his own way of looking at the world, and continue to shoot viciously according to the way of expression he understands.Seeing that Wong Kar Wai became popular, he made "Speak Well", when Iran became popular, he made "One Can't Be Less", and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" became popular, so he made it, with just a little patience and a little heart.If you are really talented, you should know how to give enlightenment. I saw Sima Qian's "Assassin's Biography" and Gu Long's "Seven Weapons" in "Swordsman in Double Flag Town". Also seen in .If you are exhausted, you should choose to remain silent in an attitude of being responsible for your own reputation.In this regard, I respect Cao Yu and Wang Shuo.

script. "The article is a matter of ages, and the gains and losses are well known."Being a devout man of words, I refuse to comment, I refuse to call them words. If the vast majority of people think that these people are the most outstanding representatives of China and even Chinese-language films and even Chinese art, then in this mentally handicapped post-modern age, what these guys destroy is not just the "hero" and "Spring and Autumn" in my heart. Assassins of the Warring States Period", they destroyed my confidence even more.Europeans and Americans have produced Mont Blanc, Tiffany, Leica, BMW Z8, and we can also produce cloisonne, Jingdezhen, the Forbidden City, and the Great Wall of our ancestors.They produced Homer and Shakespeare, and we can also produce Tang poetry, Song Ci, and Li Yu.They bring out Woody Allen, Pulp Fiction, Once Upon a Time in America, what can I come up with?Zhang Yimou??