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Chapter 70 life strategic planning

pig and butterfly 冯唐 1395Words 2018-03-18
life strategic planning Feng Tang I hate strategizing my life, I don't want to plan my future years. Life is too damn short, shorter than a dick.I saw dozens of good-looking girls on the street, touched a few soft hands, watched more than 20 World Cups and Olympic Games, broke down three or four cars, slept in one or two beds, drank six thousand bottles of beer and Five hundred bottles of Wuliangye, using up more than a thousand tubes of toothpaste and toilet paper, earning millions and spending millions, you and I will die without a problem, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and the turtle is king.If I were an installation artist or a performance artist, I would build a small house into an art gallery and fill it with more than a thousand tubes of toothpaste and toilet paper. The title is: Strategic Planning of Life.If you run out of toothpaste, you'll have no teeth to brush, and if you use up all this toilet paper, you'll have no butt to wipe.In the lobby of the Huawei Bridge Antique City on the East Third Ring Road, I looked up and saw that all the antiques, big and small, were my predecessors. Before me, hundreds of hands touched them, and after me, there are thousands of hands Line up.If all time is a big pot of soup, my life is a fly.

I was born to do strategic planning, and I have been extraordinary at it since I was a child. I have 30 notebooks, large and small, from the fifth grade of primary school to now, locked in the safe, and are more valued than deposits.I went back to read my diary in the first grade of junior high school, and I was terrified.On one page inside, along the time axis, I drew three planes, representing the near, mid-term, and long-term.The next project is ancient Chinese. The short-term goal is to finish reading four volumes of "Ancient Chinese" by Wang Li. The mid-term goal is to read the first four histories and Lao Zhuang, Confucius and Mencius. Four history.At that time, I was ignorant of the world, had no concept of time, and had no concept of the temptation of eating, drinking and having fun outside. The long-term goal was set for ten years. I thought to myself, thirty or forty minutes, one volume a day, easy to win.Now after twenty years, less than one-third of the long-term goal has been completed, and 90% of the completed one-third has basically been forgotten.You can only comfort yourself, history is regular, after reading one-third, you will know 80% of the truth of life, forgetting is inevitable, but the truth is in the stomach, just like eating meat Drinking alcohol, excreting excrement and urine, leaving lotus flowers and Buddha in my heart.The second project under the guidance of the three planes was Banhua with the best temperament in the class. At that time, I thought that she had a good temperament, but in fact she had fair skin. Banhua's face was like white jade, and her arms looked like white radish.My short-term goal is to transfer from the fifth group to the third group, so that I can be in the same row with Banhua who is sitting in the second group.The medium-term goal is to grow 15 centimeters a year, so there is a legitimate reason to ask to be transferred to the back row, and have the opportunity to sit at the same table with the tall class flowers.The long-term goal is to touch Banhua's white radish arm. As for what will happen after I touch it, what will I gain and what will Banhua lose? I haven't studied physical hygiene when doing strategic planning, so I can't think clearly.Later, I was successfully transferred to the third group. I grew 13.5 centimeters in one year, and finally learned "Physical Hygiene", but the long-term goal of touching white radish has never been realized.

Later, I joined one of the most famous strategic management consulting companies and received the most professional and rigorous strategic planning training. After five rounds of interviews, none of the people who tested me in the consulting company had read my plans on ancient Chinese and junior high school classes, but they all discovered my potential for strategic planning through different cases.After a few years, the basic idea of ​​strategic planning I have practiced is: first set the vision and mission, a company is like a person, ask why it exists.Then, based on the company's competitiveness and the attractiveness of the market, it is clear what can be done and what can't be done in the near, medium and long term, that is, where to compete.Finalize how to compete and the financial rewards of competing.I know that if I apply this idea to plan my 2005, I must first determine my vision and mission, such as how many lifetimes I want to live, whether I should try my best to make farts in the history of literature.Then what is the approach, such as whether to learn to write short stories and novellas, and often show some landscapes in large literary magazines, so that you can get familiar with them, etc.

But I refuse this kind of planning, just like I don’t want to line up in front of me twelve rolls of toilet paper and twelve tubes of toothpaste that will be used up in 2005, or line up in front of me in 2005 All the good looking girls you'll meet in 2010 and the soft hands you might touch.Even though I'm just a tiny fly, I'm going to fly into that pot of soup and try to break it, in awe and anticipation of the unknown.
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