Chapter 31 Perseverance like a ghost

Perseverance like a ghost Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2007-4-10 23:51:05 I ate pagoda candy for roundworms in the kindergarten.Sweet, sweeter than sugar.When I defecated that day, I saw the corpses of roundworms falling with the feces.Bai, it is estimated that they seldom see the sun, and they are still swaying. I don't know if it is the wind or the insects. The kindergarten aunt asked us to report the numbers drawn out to her. She added and subtracted two or three digits on a piece of straw paper, and wrote it down in the work summary to the dean: "The motherland is great, long live Chairman Mao, we work hard , help the 30 flowers in the motherland in the class get rid of 125 class roundworms, and the days when the flowers were poisoned by class roundworms are gone forever!" I completely agree with the first argument.One hundred and twenty-five class roundworms were counted one by one by our thirty children who bent their necks, pouted their buttocks, and picked apart the balls and stems of the penis with their left hands.The second argument, there is no logical basis, how do I know that the class worms in my stomach have been killed?It turned out later that my suspicions were justified, class worms are very tenacious and still exist.They got into my gallbladder in third grade, nearly killing me, and giving me my first morphine.Morphine is a good thing, fat like my mother, foolish like religion.

After the biliary roundworm, every night, I always thought, how many roundworms are there in my stomach?What are they doing now?Are all their close relatives married?How many generations have they reproduced?Rape and hang out with gangs every day, right? Think about it calmly, this is the first manifestation of my obsessive-compulsive disorder. Take a calm look, there are many manifestations of obsessive-compulsive disorder in other people around you.For example, hate scratches.Put translucent silicone covers on new iPods and cell phones, protect the LCD screens of new digital cameras, and put book covers on new school bags.The money earned from selling iPods may not be as much as selling peripherals such as cases, and the profit margin of LCD screen protectors must be higher than that of digital cameras.For example, repeatedly closing the door.There is a classmate in the business school who thinks the standard for a successful life is to have a Land Rover.After the consummation of his life, every time he leaves that Land Rover, he always feels that he has left the car door open, turns his head and goes back to the parking lot, and looks back on an average of 2.5 times for a farewell.I have been persuading him to build a wireless switch device. The straight-line distance between the school parking lot and the teaching building is 100 meters. Infrared and Bluetooth are not available. Wi-Fi should be a good choice.Another example is chewing yourself.There are those who eat the dead skin of the lips, and more commonly, the fingers.There is a ghost leader who is much higher than me. He has two hands and ten fingers, and none of the fingers has more than half of the nails left, and occasionally one or two are wrapped in Band-Aids.Before eating together once, after he answered two long phone calls, he gnawed wildly, and blood gushed out from the stump of a finger. I handed over the small salt and pepper jars on the dining table to see if he spilled it on his finger Go ahead and chew.From then on, he hated me to the bone.

The Buddha said that precepts are obsession, precepts, and compulsion are also diseases.There are four ways I treat myself.First, change your outlook on life.The six dusts are all illusions, the six senses are all wrong, everything will pass away, everything is a cloud of smoke, pick it up, put it down, everything is gone, so why do you care?Second, advocating science.Putting it under a high-power magnifying glass, the surface of the brand new iPod and Ricoh GRD just out of the factory is already covered with scratches, which are invisible to the naked eye. How can we protect the surface?Third, escape.Do not buy, do not use new goods.Buy old furniture, old rosewood and old chicken wing wood can't afford it, buy old elm wood.On old objects, scratches are no longer called scratches, they are called patina.Buying a second-hand house and painting it back after buying it is better than when you took it over.The new clothes are washed several times first, and the new mobile phone is first used by Dad for half a year, and he does not talk to virgins and boys.Fourth, choose.If the obsessive-compulsive disorder can't be cured, choose something that you really can't give up.Only be obsessed with the article like a ghost, and let him urinate and defecate the rest.