Chapter 30 ten years sleep

ten years sleep Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2007-5-6 2:57:26 In the early days of Microsoft's entry into the game market, there was an advertisement that impressed me deeply.A boy is ejected from his vagina like a cannonball by his wife, parabolic rises, falls, and falls into the grave a minute later, changing costumes along the way, his penis from small to big to nothing.The last sentence sums it up: Life is short, play more (Life is short. Play more). Human beings have experienced six ages since their prosperity: the Stone Age, the Jade Age, the Bronze Age, the Iron Age, the Firearms Age, and the Computer Age.We are a group of people who have witnessed the advent of the computer age and watched how this freak grows into a monster inch by inch.The generation born by computerized instruments like my nephew speaks seven or eight sentences with humans on average a week, spends seven or eight hours a day in front of the computer, and admires Pokemon the most.It is estimated that in his next generation, when the little boy is born, he will be circumcised, and by the way, a wireless network card will be installed between the two balls, 802.11Z, 1Gbps, global roaming, and there is no need to say a word between people.

The first time I touch a computer, I need to queue up.The line was longer than the line for visiting the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall. When it was the turn, we had to meet each other for ten minutes.Shoes need to be removed.Boys take it off, girls take it off, and class flowers also take it off.In April, in the cold spring, Banhua didn't wear socks, revealing bright red nails, redder than her lips. My first obsession game was called Real Time Strategy.Only 7M in size, three forces, a total of 27 levels, intermittent, three weeks to clear the level.At that time, I was in the twisting period of my life, and I was in a big relationship. I always hated that the situation in the motherland was so good, and there were too few times when Beijing was miserable.I love Du Mu, she loves Du Qiu.I love Kong Qiu and she loves basketball.I love Sima Qian, and she loves Tang Guoqiang.In order to strengthen the common foundation, I took her to my house and showed her what was on the computer. She rolled up her sleeves and said, summer vacation is coming to an end, this is fun, keep it for me, and play together in the future.

Later, and she was gone later.Afterwards, I have been waiting for a sequel.Later, I heard that the team that made it went to Westwood (Westwood), and in 1995, "Command & Conquer" (Command & Conquer) was released.After buying pirated discs in Beijing, there was no boundary between night and day. There was an old Pentium computer in the dormitory.After a month of recollection, create various rogue gameplay based on game design loopholes, such as building a fort to the door of the enemy's house.I played online in the dormitory for a year, using a fake Modem cable to connect two broken computers, real people one-on-one.

Later, the person who can always take away our military flag married our Banhua.Later, I heard that Westwood was bought by Electronic Arts (Electronic Arts), and Command and Conquer 2 was released.Later, under the domination of the masochistic psychology, I started to work seventy or eighty hours a week, and my right shoulder was completely ruined. I used the mouse for an hour, and it would cause severe pain. When it turned, when it creaked .I can't play anymore. Later, ten years later, my nephew picked me up at the airport for the first time, spoke to me for the first time, and said three sentences in a row: Hello, uncle.Uncle, tomorrow is my tenth birthday.Uncle, buy me a Wii.When I was buying Wii at Best Buy, I turned around and saw "Command and Conquer, 1st decade" (C&C, 1st decade) on the game shelf, double DVD, a total of twelve games, all installed a total of 10G .

I bought two sets, absolutely genuine, and kept one set for myself, together with the complete works of Gu Long, to use when I retire and eat and die.The person who can always take away our military flag is no longer with Banhua.Another set for him.I still remember the statement on the pirated CD of "Command and Conquer" in 1995: two CDs, one for yourself and one for your favorite enemy (One for you, one for your favorite enemy).