Chapter 27 Jiao Yulu

Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2007-5-30 14:31:52 Hong Kong, Central, people, people, people.The person winds up, wears a suit and tie, lands on all fours, puts on wheels, and travels at forty kilometers per hour.Shanghai, the intersection of Huaihai Road and Huangpi South Road, people, people, people.When the red light is about to turn off and the green light is on, the traffic coordinators spread their arms, blow whistles, wave flags, stare, and guard the flow of people in the four corners, and the flow of people is filled with bullfighting bulls who want to go to a well-off society.Yangshuo, West Street, people, people, people.There are hundreds of meters of streets, thousands of profiteers, tens of thousands of tourists, and hundreds of thousands of alternative ethnic handicrafts.Beijing, Dabei Kiln, people, people, people.There is phlegm in the throat, thinking, whether to melt it in the mouth and swallow it or find a piece of the dirtiest floor tile and spit it up, there is gel in the nostrils, dig, and look around to see who will notice, dig everywhere, everywhere "documentation" ", in traffic jams everywhere, the taxi brother spit out a mouthful of phlegm on Jay Chou's mobile phone advertisement, Yiyang finger booger gel bounced low on the road, muttering, what a fucking traffic jam, in the next life, I will fly there.

Everyone is Jiao Yulu, anxious, depressed, and busy. anxious.Born in a prosperous age, during the Kangxi-Yong-Qian period of the Qing Dynasty, China was more American than the United States today, and its GDP accounted for 30% of the world.Our country is also on the rise. In the past 30 years, the compound growth rate of GDP has been close to 10%, surpassing Japan in another ten years, and surpassing the United States in another twenty years.Can we go faster?The company is booming. The neighbor next door who used to drive for the leader now sells all the cars he makes to Africa, with an annual growth rate of 40%. In a few years, the output value will exceed 100 billion, and he will become the top 500 in the world.Can we go faster?There are mistresses around, people who are married for the fourth time, people who have five sons, people who are worth more than a billion yuan, people who have joined the "two million yuan writers club", and people who have three types of cancer.Can we hurry up?

depressed.Why does the United States have so many natural resources and advanced weapons?How can a system designed by a handful of smart people lead more than 200 million innocent people to achieve basic harmony?Why are the French so creative?How can the Germans be so good at making tools?Why are the Japanese so orderly and clean?Will I see the rise of great powers in my lifetime?Low-cost expansion is not very effective. The target companies to buy and the skilled workers to recruit are all expensive. The carbon dioxide indicators have to be bought. The market share of a single product in the world is 60%. Where can we develop again? ?The second mistress had the second father, and every time she divorced, she would leave the house completely. The five children had their own specialties in eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking. Mom said she also wanted to learn English, learn to go online, learn to use Word to write memoirs, and entered a new era. Ten years later, the five-year survival rate of ovarian cancer has not improved a bit.

Busy.A trolley case, half a box of underwear and shirts, and half a box of chargers. Wi-Fi, mobile phones, BlackBerrys, invisible cords hold busy people.Eighty hours a week.It is not the concept of forty hours plus forty hours, but the concept that people usually jump one meter high, but now people jump two meters high.In the past three weeks, half of the meals and stools were settled on the plane, half of the emails were answered in the car, and half of the urination was completed with one hand holding the phone and pressing the gun barrel with the other. "There are only blessings that cannot be enjoyed, and there are no sins that cannot be endured." I am really sleepy. Swimming for half an hour is better than sleeping for three hours to relieve fatigue.After sixty-eight hours without sleep, I noticed for the first time that I was as high as drinking eight bottles of beer. When I was shaving, I noticed for the first time that a white nose hair came out.

I had the chance to see the so-called authentic "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", which is 24.8 cm long and 528 cm wide. There are 174 trees, 122 houses, 96 livestock, 25 boats, 15 cars and 8 sedan chairs.In fact, Zhang Zeduan painted 685 people.This extra person is hidden in the corner of the picture, with a pair of underpants, a vest, a cattail leaf fan, and a pair of glasses. The penis is short, but the memory is long. His hands are hidden in his trouser pockets, facing the area framed by 24.8 cm in length and 528 cm in width. , put up the middle finger.