Chapter 20 You must smoke when you are in love

To fall in love you have to smoke.Because smoking is an effort to "make breath visible"—seeing the smoke come in and go out, we know for sure that we're still breathing.And falling in love, isn't it just to make sure that you are still breathing-for those of us who don't have clear signs of life? You shouldn’t smoke when you’re in love—burning, burning out, emptiness, carcinogenicity, money wasting, and ashes—the above inevitable encounters of smokers, it’s too easy and too vulgar to choose any one to describe love.And when you fall in love, there are such symbolic techniques as smoking a cigarette, which is equivalent to taking out banknotes to show that you are rich, which is too limitless.

People who want to fall in love should learn to smoke.Because in love, most of the fun comes from "waiting", waiting for the other party's response, waiting for the other party's appointment, waiting for the first hand in hand, waiting for the first kiss, etc., etc., etc. But how can you be sure you're enjoying the wait?First of all, make sure that the time is passing, and the leftover cigarette butts scattered on the ground are good evidence of the passing of time. In the scene of love, it is more romantic than the minute hand of the watch, and it is more romantic than the moon. The movement must be precise, the dropped cigarette butts are not as sentimental as the characters "positive" carved on the wall by the prisoners.

People who want to fall in love, don't learn to smoke.You are eighteen years old, do you want to learn to be an adult?In terms of these two things that adults do, I advise you to learn to fall in love first.You can learn to smoke as soon as you learn, but how about falling in love?There are many things that you will never learn in your lifetime. Lovers, let's smoke.I know that you are full of desire to pray, to wish, and to "reach heaven to hear" the words in your heart, but you do not believe in religion.Then, light the cigarettes in your hands, the cigarettes full of nicotine will curl up, at least you can startle the gods full of love and lust, and you will hear it from heaven.

Lovers, stop smoking.The second-hand smoke produced by falling in love is enough for me to choke.As long as there are friends who are in love, I have to answer long phone calls, drink coffee for a long time, sometimes fan the smoke for them, and sometimes pour cold water on them. The smoke is much worse than smoking, and it is not fun to smoke. , It is meaningless, second-hand smoke of love. If you can't talk about love, just smoke.There are only two ways to make the most superficial fool look a little deep in the shortest time—if you can’t fall in love, just smoke. If you can't talk about love, don't smoke.Because you must prolong your life as much as possible, increase your chances of falling in love as much as possible, and delay the ending of being dove by love as much as possible—those who are not afraid of short life and dare to call themselves "lived enough" are all addicted to love. .