Chapter 24 Baking has a limited vocabulary

"Come on, call me to bed." Said the guy sitting on my left. "Bed! Bed! Bed!" The guy sitting on my right called out a few times obediently. It's embarrassing to say, but it's brave to say it - this is the eighth of our top ten boring basic moves when we play poker. Although it is such a boring action, it has something to do with the truth after all. The earth itself keeps turning around, which is also a very boring movement, but it also has some relationship with the truth of the universe. The truth about calling a bed... It can be said with certainty: the words that can be used for calling a bed are really limited.

A friend of mine, who translates subtitles for porn videos, complained about this— "These screenwriters! There are very few words to write, and you don't have to think too much about the plot. Why don't you try to think of more words for everyone? Why don't you work harder?" This guy, becoming more and more dissatisfied with the self-abandonment of pornographic screenwriters, finally decided to voluntarily sponsor the dialogue, and added a lot of words into it when translating. As a result, the people on the screen clearly yelled: "Faster! Faster!" But the subtitles typed out "fly my wings, speed is the pleasure and liberate the soul" these jeweled sentences.

He was of course quickly fired by his boss, because many viewers complained that he was distracted and fidgety by so many words.In addition, there are many people who are startled and who have no strength to laugh. If one day you rent such a tape, please don't blame him too much. Purely for the sake of English education, it is necessary to increase the vocabulary that makes the bed. The earliest English that many children learn spontaneously is from pornographic tapes. Many children's behavior patterns on the window after they grow up a little bit are also imitated from pornographic video tapes.

So, as soon as everyone got into bed, they suddenly started speaking American and making American expressions, as if halfway in a taxi, the radio suddenly jumped to the US military station. I have a few American classmates who are white and black, who have been in love with Chinese people, and they asked me very puzzled-why their Chinese lovers seem to be possessed by American ghosts after they have sex It's the same as the body, and it's a ghost with bad taste. See, if we don't make our own porn, and we don't build our own bed fonts, this is what happens. In the future, if some Chinese students are really possessed by ghosts, they will probably only turn their heads 360 degrees, spit green saliva, and other Western tricks. What should we do?

How to increase the vocabulary of making a bed? Like my friend who translates subtitles, it is not acceptable to copy "Heaven, Earth, and Sand Gull". So, how about printing a single word on a roll of toilet paper?Will it disturb the mood of going to the toilet too much? As long as you have a better understanding of the currently used vocabulary, you will find that in terms of grammar, they are all A: command sentences, like "quickly"; B: exclamation sentences, like "God"; C: language Particles, like "△*◎" those. Our children are not very encouraged to use these three types of words. They only have the chance to hear them often, and they don’t have the chance to use them often. They are often heard——A: Command sentences, like "study hard"; B: Exclamation, like "Can't this question?"; C: Particle, like "huh!"

Think about it, going to bed and going to school, and hearing the same words, isn't it too scary? If there is nothing else to do and you are scolded, "Why do you know so few words", the face of your playmate on the bed will immediately overlap with the face of your composition teacher, making it even more difficult to call the bed.