Chapter 23 condom where are you going

It's a pity that condoms cannot exist in a more reserved manner. What does it mean to be "a more subtle look"?To give an example: the tongue exists in a very subtle way - although it is often used, it does not always dangle in front of everyone, which makes everyone very embarrassed. Hearing this, the condom will definitely protest: "We have also done this. We don't 'always' dangle in front of everyone." The point is that the tongue, even when used, is highly reserved—even if you stick it out of your mouth, it doesn't feel like your tongue is waving your arms and screaming: "I'm going to have sex! I It's time to make love!"

Tongue sticking out, maybe licking marshmallow, maybe making a face, maybe it's because I farted in front of the principal, no one can be sure-the tongue is sticking out, it's for kissing, it's for sex. Compared with this, we have to regretfully admit that the tongue is indeed much more subtle than a condom. The reason is simple - the tongue has many identities, the condom only one. Compared with human beings, God is a more senior designer after all. "I can also be a balloon... Can't it be said that there is only one identity?..." The condom still didn't give up.

Because of the dazzling relationship, the storage of condoms has become a headache.Of course, the tongue doesn't have such troubles - "it's good to put it in the mouth", the tongue is lying on the stomach lazily. Condoms are much worse.On the one hand, there is no way to put it in the mouth, on the other hand, there seems to be no more ideal place on the body than the mouth. Even in terms of the size and capacity of the hole, nothing can beat the mouth. So, condoms had to go inside wallets and purses.This is of course an embarrassing thing for a condom—an artificial dummy skin tightly sandwiched in an animal's leather is an absurd situation.

Just like a cow, if it swallows a pacifier, it will feel very strange. Condoms borrowed in wallets and purses are crowded with a lot of serious financial cards in the front and banknotes with the faces of great people crowded in the back. Wouldn’t it be uncomfortable? If you apply to open a brothel and end up being allocated between the central bank and the presidential palace, it will be hard for everyone. So... the legitimacy of the condom key ring seems to have improved a lot all of a sudden. At least, the action of inserting a key into a lock is more related to condoms in terms of imagery and representation.

However, for the master-slave relationship of the condom key ring, we must try to figure it out—— Is the condom attached to the key?Or is the key attached to the condom? Is it because you want to go to bed with someone that you take out the key to start the engine, take out the key to open the door? Or take someone back to bed because you have to drive home with your keys? This is probably difficult to figure out.However, if you were taken into the car by others and brought home, and you looked at the key inserted in the lock under the steering wheel all the way, and what was revealed was a dangling condom, would you be very upset? What about appetite?

It's like a vampire can't wait to take out a file and sharpen his teeth before he starts kissing your neck. Explained in this way, the appearance of the condom is not reserved, and the various inconveniences caused by it can be understood. All because there is no way to design something as innocent looking as a tongue.