Chapter 16 What are you doing with your legs apart?

Boys always have to spread their legs, and girls always have to keep their legs together. This is so weird. When in bed, don't girls always spread their legs and boys always put their legs together? So, it must be like this - everything you do in bed, you have to do in reverse when you get out of bed: Lie flat on the bed, stand up straight when you get out of bed; close your eyes and open your mouth on the bed, open your eyes and close your mouth when you get out of bed; always say "I love you, I love you" and didn't even say "I'll walk you to the door" when I got out of bed.

It turns out that people are so afraid that they will leak their appearance on the bed.If the bed finds out about this, the bed will immediately be as proud as the moon, without even the gravity of the earth. From then on, everyone floats in the air and makes love. A lot of things have been invented just for the average gap of forty-five centimeters between the legs spread apart and the legs close together. A motorcycle that is straddled and a motorcycle that is ridden with legs together. Saddles that sit astride and saddles that sit sideways. Two tubes of trousers and one tube of skirt.

Black tea in a glass that can be sipped with two straws, and black tea wrapped in aluminum foil that can only be used with one straw. ? ? ? ...The last item doesn't seem to have anything to do with it, does it? ... Among these things, skirts are the most duplicity. The narrow skirt pretends to be the most serious skirt. It is so narrow that when you walk, your knees rub against each other. It is impossible for you to separate your legs. Therefore, when girls in the office want to be more formal, they all wear wide shoulders. The top is equipped with a narrow narrow skirt, walking around like a "Buick" car logo.

As a result, the boys in the office don't care about whether their legs are open or not. They just look at the buttocks wrapped in narrow skirts that look like gifts and food. What they think about is of course the things on the bed. "Ah, it's so bad!" The girl who pretended to be angry didn't know whether she was scolding the narrow skirt or the boy, but they all pouted to change the skirt anyway. Change into a wide skirt. big skirt? ? ? The big skirt is even more duplicity.The two legs are spread wide, but they are blocked by the skirt, so others can't see it, so they pretend nothing happened.

"What if the legs are separated and someone else sees it?..." The girl in the wide skirt thought with a question mark on her head. what will happenJust look at that photo of Marilyn Monroe standing on a subway vent and you'll know what to expect. "Ah, why build the MRT instead of the subway?! Really..." Everyone stared at the MRT in the sky, the girl complained, and the male voice was dry. As for the boys wearing trousers, it’s as if the two knees are participating in a tug-of-war competition. The one on the left goes all the way to the left, and the one on the right goes all the way to the right, which means that the wider the legs are, the more manly they are.

Even if you just sway your legs, keep the distance between your knees as far as possible and keep your legs as far apart as possible. Otherwise, you don't feel at ease. It must be because if you sit with your knees close together and your legs close together, you will be called a girl. As for girls, if they sit in long trousers with their legs spread far apart, they will immediately be said to look like boys. In fact, it is not a question of "like a girl" or "like a boy".It's probably because adults couldn't bear to accidentally expose the posture on the bed, so they tried to teach boys to open up and girls to keep close together.

You have to be responsible for teaching indiscriminately like this! From now on, when the boys go to bed, they will lie down with their legs spread apart as usual, and it depends on you!