Chapter 15 How can there be such a thing as "first night"?

The first love is called "first love".I have figured this out. The first time to have sex is called "first night".This... is completely unclear. "The traffic jam is so jammed that you can't walk at all." - This makes the meaning very clear. "Hand in hand to overcome the dark period of traffic." - This is completely unclear what it means. It sounds like a holiday is being celebrated, and it sounds like the country is being occupied by enemies. Therefore, the word "first night" will definitely feel more and more that as a noun, it is really loose, vague, earthy, and silly, like a person who has been put on hold for ten minutes. , the snowman sundae and chocolate eyebrows that were just brought to you are hanging down pitifully.

Early - night. Is it really all at night when you have sex for the first time? I decided to ask the girls first. "Oh... are you here to ask about the first night?!..." A mother on the other end of the phone, after figuring out the question to ask, called her daughter to answer the phone for me. "It's coming soon, please wait a moment." Mom said on the other end of the phone. "Uh...can I ask mom to answer it too?" I asked. "Oh, well... please let me think about it..." You won't believe it, the 100 girls I interviewed on the phone, from the age of seventeen to seventy, everyone said this first-

"Let me think about it, please." A seventy-year-old mother-in-law, of course, needs to think about it; a seventeen-year-old girl should also think about it, it's too stinky. Probably when encountering other people's serious problems, they will naturally act as if they are thinking hard.So cute. The access result looks like this: Sixty-six out of one hundred girls answered, "Not at night, but in the dark." "In the Dark": Includes storage room for volleyball at school, elevator during power outage, backstage prop pile, hospital room with curtains drawn, under cars, under beds.

Eight answered, "In the night, but not in the dark." Twenty-one answered: "Dark night." Only four replied: "It is neither late nor dark." Another replied: "From morning to morning." The word "Ye" in "First Night" turned out to be Bai Ye. Girls' answers, at least they all look like they have answers. The boy's answer is like accidentally opening a sentence book for practicing prepositions—— "The day of the earthquake", "Before the plaster was removed", "I didn't even bring enough money that time", "That dog was named Xiaobai"...

Still, no one said, "Let me think about it." Twenty percent of the boys said it right away as soon as they asked, which is obviously a habitual answer that is already very easy to say when they are bragging with their friends. Thirty percent of the boys just said: "I can't remember." They continued to pour alcohol, knock on the lever, play the electric switch, put on a tie, repair the toilet, and back the car into the garage. The largest majority, 50 percent, believed that "it is impossible to tell which time counts as the first time". Does climbing a tree count?

Does that count with the soda bottle? Even if the very honored partner is no longer counting, no longer a bottle, but finally a living person, there are still all kinds of "does this count" and "does that count". Counting and counting, counting all kinds of first time, but there is no first time that is suitable to be called "first night". In this way, among the one hundred girls who admitted to having their first time, wouldn't there be eighty of them who were thrown out of memory by the other party long ago? There is such a thing, the tissue paper that was used to blow the nose is still pink and fluttering softly.