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one day baby 蔡康永 4415Words 2018-03-18
At this time, it was a very old sage who was giving a speech, and his speech was stinky and long, and he didn't understand.The singer laughed softly and pressed his voice: "Turn the table over, don't worry about him, let's start making trouble, so happy!" The actor murmured in my other ear: "I'm about to lose control... It's about to get out of control..." I was also very drunk, and while lying on the edge of the table and panting with laughter, I incited the people on both sides of me: "Let's go, let's toast the old man together, and then pour the wine on his head!"

Dear baby, the people at our table did not lose control after all. We stood up and sang a few songs vigorously to let the emotions evaporate. Two days later, I think about this wedding and I'm thinking, why do we want to laugh, sing and dance so much? How come we are so like a tribe? I don't know the feelings of others, but I feel that every moment of that wedding is precious, and I don't want to let it evaporate helplessly in boring and irrelevant speeches. People who do our kind of work don’t know much, but we are alert to one thing: When you should cry and laugh, you should cry and laugh, because that is precious real life, not some cheap performance that exists only to please the audience.

Wicked Wish (Hotel Room) dear baby: After you come here, the first thing you watch most often may be cartoons made in Japan. You will find that the protagonists of Japanese cartoons, in order to fight against bad guys, often work very hard to deform, transform, cultivate, kill them and then resurrect them, just to fight the bad guys endlessly. Of course, those bad guys are also working very hard. It takes a lot of time to study the technology that will destroy the world, and the secret base they have established is frighteningly expensive just by looking at the decoration. People who are so rich and hardworking are often beaten and angry.

What are these bad guys planning?Usually "rule the earth", otherwise "rule the universe". How their wish came about, there are usually no clues in the cartoon.And the personalities or insights of these villains make it hard to believe that they are characters who would "vote" to rule the earth. Babies, those who make up cartoon stories, may have discovered at the beginning: evil is not a boring thing.If evil is portrayed with high interest, it will likely become too interesting, too engaging, too brilliant, or even too deep. So, don't discuss it, just explain what the villain wants to do perfunctorily, and click to the end, it will be safe.

Most of us grow up naive about evil, until one day we touch real evil and we're taken aback. Tear up photos <in front of the big drawer> dear baby: I often tear up photos of myself. My job makes me take pictures a lot, and I often receive pictures of me with someone, or someone kindly took pictures for me. I can't keep all these pictures, there will be too many pictures, filling the drawer, and making me tired of my expression. I tore my photos in different directions, sometimes my face was torn in half vertically, sometimes horizontally. Baby, the girl you are closest to, also likes to scribble on your own photos, draw big cross-eyed or big clumps of nose hair spraying and so on.

I think it's a childish virtue, people who have huge statues to look up to, can actually try to put a wig on their statue or draw a pair of big glasses or something once in a while, and feel like "the world can get by without me Very good" for relaxation. You can say whatever you want <Hotel> dear baby: What is often heard is often said casually. When you talk about ideals, many adults say: "That is your ideal, but look at reality, reality is not like this." According to this statement, the ideal and reality seem to be on both sides of the river. But as long as you think about it for a while, you will know that ideals and reality are connected and form each other, which is the relationship between the river and the river bank.What kind of river there will be what kind of river bank; what kind of river bank there will be what kind of river.

Ideals are often not fully realized, and are often realized in a very distorted manner, but as long as a part is realized, that part becomes a reality. As long as someone has a new ideal and realizes it more or less, the so-called reality will change accordingly.When the river water rises a little, the river bank recedes a little.With trees growing along the banks, the water is expected to be clearer.They are clearly connected, but some people will describe them as two realms that never meet. Babies, what you often hear doesn't mean it's trustworthy.Maybe it's just some lazy people talking casually.

Read the story "The Corner of Home" dear baby: I was asked to read a story to a group of blind children. I thought I'd find a story at my fingertips, but I've read a lot of them and loved them anyway.However, in the end, I searched through more than a dozen books, but I still couldn't find a suitable story, because I think the suitable story did not use the word "see" in the whole story, and did not describe the shape of clouds, leaves, etc. The color of the castle, the height of the castle, the brilliance of the gemstones, the beauty of the protagonist, and the eyes of strangers are not described.

It was not until the moment before I set off for the venue that I finally chose an ancient myth about a god who betrayed his grandfather in order to save mankind.It was a powerful story, but I told it badly because I cut out everything that had to be seen by the eyes, and the story was told dryly, and I still had to tell it twice "Seeing": Once God "sees" how miserable human beings are by the flood, and once the turtle and mouse "see" God's unhappy appearance. Another writer who was invited to tell a story was much better than me. He didn't deliberately avoid the things he "saw" at all. Very vivid, the children are very happy to listen to it.

Baby, when we tell stories to others, should we describe a world that the other person will understand one day, or a world that the other person will never understand? Self-important <Night Café> dear baby: How do we judge the degree to which a person "thinks he's important"? Just look at how much he takes "he's the first to speak" for granted. I sometimes have to preside over ceremonies, and there are often officials who come to speak on the stage.In addition to such annoying things as having to let high officials speak on stage first, there are also some outrageous high officials who will use his timetable as the only timetable. Get up and send him off.Later, when I met such a person, I tried to make him stand at the entrance of the venue for five minutes before letting him in.These people have forgotten what it's like to wait for a few red lights even on the road.

Once it was an awards ceremony in the TV industry, and another high-ranking official had to speak on stage at the beginning.I made an appointment with my beautiful and cunning beauty partner, and I must tell him to "speak short" in public. The cute and kind beauty did it skillfully, and the audience rewarded her with warm applause. The kindest person I have ever met is a Chinese-Japanese Go genius who is ninety years old.At the welcome meeting, a senior official came and wanted to present him with a certificate of honor. He was furious and directly said no, which made it difficult for the senior official to step down. Senior officials should learn more about this kind of lesson, don't get so stunned as soon as you sit in an official position, thinking that you have grown in wisdom and can guide others to live, do your duty, and don't provoke too much contempt for yourself that you don't have time to realize. If you need to ask these high-ranking officials for money, you should ask them to give them a lecture.For other things, especially when life is important like weddings and funerals, don't let the officials ruin it.They didn't mean it when they came. Guilty Integrity <Dining Table> My belief in many things, which seems strong, is actually very fragile. For example: Animals should live in nature, not in zoos. If someone thought otherwise, and he was eloquent, I might be swayed. I'm reading this novel in my hand, the main character is a child of a zoo owner in India, and at the beginning of the novel, the child scolds us naive human beings loudly, saying that we wishful thinking: how much animals love the wild; Walk a few kilometers, just to drink a sip of river water, and be scared to death by the crocodiles in the river; or, how much you love to run wildly until your heart is about to explode, but you can’t even catch a rabbit; or, how much animals love to live forever Flying around his head by mosquitoes and being bitten by blood-sucking bugs forever. The zoo owner's kid went on to say: When we people believe with all our hearts that groundhogs love to burrow, lions love to run, and boa constrictors love to hunt, we happily build ourselves shelter from the wind and rain, and install running water pipes. , open a hospital to see a doctor, open a supermarket to buy clean meat, and drive a car to avoid breaking a leg. We enjoy clean water, food, and safe housing so much that someone picks out fish bones for us, and someone pulls out our sore teeth. We, like us, believe with integrity that animals should live in the wild, with inflammation, diarrhea, toothache, and heatstroke. The children in this novel think that a good zoo is definitely a paradise, and the animals living in it are extremely happy, so it is impossible for them to miss the days in the wild where they are hungry for ten meals and full of fear all day long.If these animals must be driven out and returned to nature, that is called punishment, not "let them go free". I'm not convinced by this kid.I think it is very outrageous for people to intervene in the lives of animals for their own weird reasons. But are the animals that have been interfered with happier?I'm at a loss for words.A bird in a small cage and a fish in a small tank are of course very bitter.What if the cage is as big as a building and the fish tank is as big as a lake? It is a pathetic description to be fed and cared for, and gradually lost in nature.But baby, that's how we were raised ourselves.In exchange for medical care, food, shelter, cars, we willingly live in comfortable cages, do a lot of work, take a lot of tests, watch and be watched. I thought I could firmly express my opinion on the zoo, but a child's questioning made me see myself again. Rock <Airport> dear baby: rock and roll. I was discussing with her a theory I heard: I heard that when the fetus was hiding inside, I could hear the blood rushing through the blood vessels around me like a train, and I kept hearing the heavy rhythm of the heartbeat, so it was actually alive. In a world of rock and roll, as long as you hear rock and roll in the future, you will feel as happy as returning to the beginning. Excuse me: really? Are you already this rock and roll? live a long time <the back seat of the car> dear baby: I want to make a very casual comparison between rock music and television. Rock music and television have about the same history, just a little over half a century. Rock music is imaginative, passionate, often challenging the nerd's outlook on life, often angry, and rarely funny. Television also has imagination, but less than rock music; TV also has enthusiasm, but less than rock music.TV is often funny, rarely angry.Television often reinforces the nerd's outlook on life. Most of the top people in rock music have personalities and don't like the world.Most of the top people on TV are like the "senior citizens" of the world. In rock music, the footsteps of the soul are often heard.Soul is rarely seen on television. In the end, a lot of the best people in rock and roll died early.People on TV often live a long, long life. Take it easy <Night Train> Wrinkles and spots. Something a woman struggles with. Why such a prank?You can't let people die when they reach old age.Why take these wrinkles, spots, and white hair slowly to scare people?Who is it good for? In this matter, I finally believed in the explanation of biologists and geneticists: "In order to avoid males who don't understand the situation and waste their energy on females who can no longer reproduce, it is necessary to clearly mark these expired females, so that males can tell at a glance that the validity period has expired, and quickly turn to find out. Wrinkles and no spots are the targets to efficiently reproduce offspring." This makes sense, so I believe it. But who can talk to the "above"?It is said that most of the time, we no longer love for the purpose of procreating offspring.We have all kinds of love, and need no eventful wrinkle or spot to warn us.We love that person's heart, soul, talent, personality.It's not that person's ability to reproduce that we love. In this way, can wrinkles, spots and white hair be retired? How about just making people beautiful until the damn day? Fool <Breakfast Table> dear baby: There are idiots everywhere.There are idiots in the bank, there are idiots in the school, there are idiots in the zoo, and there are idiots in the corner of the road. But these idiots are limited in their ability to kill, unlike the singing, beautiful, damn beautiful, funny, acting, and talking people that I come into contact with in my work. Among these people, there are often fools, who live stupidly, handle money stupidly, fall in love stupidly, face the dignity of others stupidly, and face death stupidly. Being stupid is not necessarily to blame, we are all stupid in some way. It's just that these idiots involuntarily occupy an important proportion of the report, like a small person who was just a cold patient, suddenly turned into a giant mushroom and opened the umbrella leaf, and scattered the spores in large quantities in the wind come out. So his stupidity infected many people. You can't blame him for his stupidity, he can't be blamed for his infectious power, but he just made many people stupid together. Debt <living room corner> dear baby: Most of the most radiant people in this world are in debt to the world. All kinds of civilization, righteousness, friendship, family affection, and love that are regarded as precious in the world are often grabbed by these guys, stuffed in their mouths, and then chewed and spit out residue. Are you in debt?How much debt?These guys don't even think about it.I'm afraid I don't even remember the term "debt" in the world. However, these guys are very important reasons why the world is worth living in. Some of them discovered the laws of physics, wrote domineering ideas, developed strange medicines, made symphonies, made people understand the universe, and made people understand hell.
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