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one day baby 蔡康永 3412Words 2018-03-18
Those of our generation who grew up in front of the TV should put the remote control with too many secrets in it as a funeral object when we are buried. Naked (in front of the bookshelf) dear baby: In my field of work, there are many celebrities with beautiful bodies, but nudity is still often a topic.Which star exposed which part in which scene, which star exposed more than another star in which ceremony, which star was sneaked on which beach to expose which part, and it has been going on for decades without bothering to talk about it . "Why are you so naive?" You, who are naked and naked all day long, probably think so.

Exchange <TV corner> dear baby: exchange. The most common method of relationship between strangers and strangers. If you cut my hair ten times, I can trade it for a bicycle.I'll get rid of the pests in your garden, and I'll trade you a week's worth of meals at the corner diner. But baby, it's hard to be so calm all the time.Because what you can provide may not be lacking for others, and the person you want to exchange may not be you but someone else. We can't overestimate our ability to see hair or get rid of pests. In the eyes of those who don't need it, it's just a superfluous thing.

So, we can't overestimate our love. Although we often feel that it is all we have... Who cares about you? <Family> dear baby: Today, even electrical appliances try to "communicate" with us!What the hell. I have a little display on the door of my refrigerator that tells me its temperature, its current status, and if I want, it's going to tell me when it's time for milk, time for ice cream, etc.After a while, it will happily notify me which supermarkets are on sale. Cars have also become talkative.The electronic pet chicken and pet dog still force you to feed it, if you don’t feed it, it will die for you!

What is it, you are not alive, who has time to care about you! Immortal <Night Garden> dear baby: The gods in mythology move us the most because they resemble people.As for the part where they look like gods, we don't understand it, and it's hard to feel it. The situation is probably a bit like ants who occasionally hear us worrying about physics exam questions, or gambling on stocks.I don't understand, I don't feel it. When I was studying, there was a class to read the "Old Testament" and "New Testament" of the "Bible". When I read the things that Jehovah in the "Old Testament" did, I felt that he was always in a bad mood and angry at humans. At that time, he was so angry that he punished people with long hemorrhoids.When talking to people, I have to burn a whole tree, but I still can't speak clearly.

I can only humbly guess that he doesn't like the world he made very much.He must have afflictions, but he is already the supreme being. If he has afflictions, who should he tell? The gods of Chinese Taoism, like the Chinese, like to talk about human relationships and sophistication. On the birthday of the Queen Mother, everyone is invited to drink and eat peaches.When the Jade Emperor demoted the criminals in the mortal world, Guanyin would secretly go to help them.The Chinese also like to build relationships. When things get too big, they can't help but invite the Buddhist Buddha in. The Buddha is getting more and more easy-going. In the end, the Tathagata Buddha wants Sun Wukong to pee in the palm of his hand. Laughed three times and stretched out his palms and said loudly, you all see that I, Tathagata Buddha, are the most powerful.

The Greek gods became more fiery, and when they faltered in speaking, they rolled up their sleeves and started fighting.The great god Zeus likes to flirt with women, and the queen Sheila likes to be jealous and catch rapes. This one turns into a wild boar for love, and the other turns into a plant for love. The atmosphere on Jehovah’s side is much more serious, who will he associate with?Who should I discuss with?The only son was sent to the world again, starting from the grassroots, and suffered a lot.What is less lonely is that the great poet Milton finally arranged for the archangel to betray him, so there is a battle to be fought between the two sides. Otherwise, on what basis should his life be measured?

People who believe in God, no matter which god they believe in, will inevitably ask occasionally, what is the meaning of our life? If he was annoyed by the question, he spread his hands and said: "Then you see, what fun is there on my side?" We should be willing to keep silent. Dear baby, my life is short and my knowledge is very limited. Some serious books and serious movies I have tried hard to read, some people have used a lot of effort, and the gods they believe in, to pursue these things s answer. I've really been secretly thinking more and more: "What about skipping this? What if, like a caveman, you can't depend on him, or her, or it? What if you don't spend so much effort chasing them for answers? Won't Would it be simpler and clearer?"

With so many gods to choose from, as a result, do we become more aware?Is it kinder? Why bother? <Backstage> dear baby: Two extremely wise people, one punishes himself, and the other is punished. The one who fixes himself is called Socrates. Socrates married the fiercest and most difficult woman who was said to be at that time.Socrates' students couldn't help asking him at the banquet: "Don't you believe that women can be educated just like men? Then why can't you turn the teacher's wife into an educated woman?" "Just like a horse trainer, it is impossible to show his ability by taming a well-behaved horse." Socrates replied: "I married this wife just to test my ability to teach others."

Oh, why bother. As for the one being punished, his name is Descartes, the one who said "I think, therefore I am". Descartes lived in seclusion in the countryside of the Netherlands, but his reputation spread far and wide. The 23-year-old Swedish queen admired him very much and insisted on being his student. Karl received Stockholm. Strangely, the young queen set the class time at five o'clock in the morning, which was terribly cold. As a result, Descartes couldn't stand the cold, caught the cold, caused pneumonia, and died of illness. From "he thinks therefore he is" to "he thinks therefore he is not".

Oh, what the hell is this! Made me cry 〈in the studio〉 dear baby: That day we messed around again on the show, pretending that we had ambushed a mysterious guest at the scene. We thought that no one would be fooled, but in the end, we made the female star who had just lost love cry on the show. We didn't feel too much guilt that day, mainly because: when we fall in love, we all have this virtue. When we fall in love, we will become so confused, easy to deceive, dependent on others, and love to cry.The female star just came on the show when she was in a relationship, just like a star who came on the show with a cold and sneezed.Of course I asked her if I should cut the part that made her cry so that the audience would not see it. She was very generous and said it was okay.

What I love about our show sometimes is that it captures a certain moment in someone's life.After those people got off the show, they continued to go on with their lives. And we, and our audience, act as if we, too, understand life a little better. dear baby: When I was a child, my father took me to visit the homes of two newspaper owners.Each of the two of them has a dish for hospitality, which impressed me deeply. A boss lived on this side of the city. During that meal, the dishes were laid out one by one, so that the guests playing mahjong at several tables would sit down to eat according to the time after each round of playing. When I arrived at his house, the dishes had just been put out, and I saw a basin about the size of a basket filled with pieces of cup-lid-sized, round, dark brown, dried tofu-like things. Then I took a fork and gnawed a piece. I thought it was a bit more elastic than dried tofu, and it was quite interesting to eat. Seeing that the basin was full, I forked a few more to eat and play.At this time, Dad left the table to eat, and Dad came to see me, and I asked him what I was eating, and he told me: "This is called abalone." Another time, I was called to another newspaper owner's house for dinner.The boss lives on the other side of town.The boss never likes to lay out the dishes for customers to pick up. On the one hand, he is afraid that the temperature of the dishes is not right, and on the other hand, he does not want to trouble the guests to walk around to get the food.So his family would rather let each table wait for each other to play cards and have dinner, and wait until they all came to an end before starting the meal.So his family prepared round tabletops of different sizes. The more guests there were, the bigger the round tabletops would be, so that everyone could sit around the table and have a meal together. From the eyes of a child, of course, the round table is very vast, and every dish is huge and smoky.When one of the vats was put on the table, I saw light brown transparent thorns protruding from the mouth of the vat, trembling and spreading out in a mess in all directions.The hostess greeted warmly, and served the guests with a large bowl and a large bowl with a spoon.I ate it and thought it was crunchy and delicious. I looked at my dad, and my dad said, "This is called shark's fin." Of course, I have eaten other delicious food in the homes of different owners. When some hosts treat guests, they will solemnly introduce the abalone or shark’s fin or any other delicacies that are served on the table. Abalone or shark's fin, dressed up solemnly like the remains of aristocrats to be admired by the people, then the image of encountering these two dishes when I was a child will naturally appear in my mind. I have never liked to attend pretentious banquets. I even feel that when a group of people get together, instead of chatting about interesting things, they discuss in a serious way, which year's wine is being opened at the moment, or which one is wearing? Any brand of clothes will make me a little tired. What the host invites the guests to eat is the host's affection.What the guest wears for the host is the guest's affection.If everything has to be explained clearly, then what kind of affection is there?It's better to just put the price on it. I'm often asked what's the difference between the old-school rich and the newly rich. The same is money, giving people different feelings. Rich Dad <Drinking Coffee by the Roadside> dear baby: Many people want to have a rich father, thinking that life will be easy. I thought about who among the people I know have rich fathers. Are their lives easy? Well, unfortunately, the situation is not the same as the rumors. First of all, it depends on what kind of expectations this rich father has for his children.This usually depends on how rich the dad is, and, what kind of money. Ordinary rich people probably have more ordinary expectations, and children's lives will be easier.For example, doctors, lawyers, celebrities, etc. who earn some money by their own "handwork", generally maintain a "personal" state of existence, In other words, they did not regard themselves as "emperors" and did not think that "as long as the eyes can see, they must be conquered and occupied." This kind of father has a limited degree of wealth and limited ambition to conquer the world. Moreover, the way they make money must be in constant contact with real people. Therefore, they can often maintain a human state, and it is more difficult to put other people's faces Erase, wipe out banknotes, or numbers on business reports.
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