Chapter 16 Becky's Chinese Cuisine

"The best night is sitting in front of the TV with my wife and tasting Chinese food." The words were spoken by David Beckham. The "wife" undoubtedly refers to the "Spice Girl" Victoria. As for the "Chinese food", it is quite suspicious. Of course, there is no doubt that this "Chinese food" refers to British Chinese food. Sweet beef, fried noodles, etc., and it is Take-away.In any case, ever since I read Beckham's confession in the newspaper, I have been looking forward to having an authentic Chinese meal for Beckham who came to China with Real Madrid.

According to "The Sun": Yunnan officials and the sponsor held a feast for 28 tables in a restaurant in Kunming, welcoming Real Madrid with 10 dishes.The next day, "The Sun" reporter Woolden went to this restaurant to obtain the Real Madrid dinner menu, and ordered these dishes to taste for himself. The 10 dishes include: stinky tofu (this is the head pot), crispy fried grasshoppers, fried bamboo worms "shaped like maggots", fried bee hoon, chicken nuggets stewed mushrooms (main course) Boiled noodles. Regrettably, Real Madrid's guests, including Beckham, didn't seem to be able to enjoy the $80 per person Chinese meal that night. The Sun quoted an official from the Yunnan provincial government as saying: "The host is quite embarrassed. Because the Real Madrid players did not eat the dinner he entertained, (because the guests left early) and did not accept the gift he wanted to give."According to the restaurant manager who hosted the banquet, Beckham and his teammates refused to move their chopsticks from the beginning to the end. "Beckham stayed in the banquet hall for more than 40 minutes, but he was always playing with his mobile phone." .

I guess, Beckham is probably texting Victoria, and the keywords may include "stinky", "grasshopper" and "shaped like maggots", etc.Through these text messages, he and Victoria will increasingly miss some of the best evenings "sitting in front of the TV and eating Chinese food".According to Mrs. Beckham, there are indeed many strange things about Beckham's diet: "Sometimes I even think that David is a little crazy. For example, we have three refrigerators in our house, and the things in them are all according to his requirements. One is for food, the other is for salad, and the other is for drinks, but the drinks in the refrigerator are always arranged symmetrically, and there are always even-numbered bottles. If David finds that it is an odd number, then he will definitely take out one. Come in a bottle.” According to British paparazzi reports, the owner of a supermarket near Xiao Bei’s mansion revealed that Xiao Bei went to buy instant noodles from him every few days. "The strange thing is that every time he buys neither more nor less, it is always exactly 20 packs... He likes chicken-flavored instant noodles the most, and sometimes he buys weird beef flavors. We don't know why he buys so much "Multiple instant noodles" (What's even more strange than this is that men who play football seem to like it no matter whether it's a good ball or a bad ball. Members of the Chinese national football team have a collective obsession with and dependence on instant noodles).

As a celebrity, even from the perspective of basic professional ethics and an attitude of being responsible to the public, one cannot be free from eccentricities.Beckham's Kingky is not only reflected in the diet, but also according to British paparazzi reports, before going to Madrid, Beckham spent nearly an hour and 1,000 pounds in a sex shop in Cambridge to buy gifts for hot girls, a white bra and A pair of sports shorts also included a £250 chocolate-coloured whip with tiny rose-red crystals inlaid on the handle and a gold chain.It is said that at that time, Beckham observed a pair of fur handcuffs with great interest, but finally decided to give up-I mean, the menu maker of "Yunnan Insect Feast" may have read it as I did earlier To this above these messages and have some kind of idea or inspiration.

A spokesman for Real Madrid explained afterwards that they had some misunderstandings with the Chinese side, because the Real Madrid team has its own chef, and the players have strict recipes. "But the Chinese officials were not informed. They thought that the Real Madrid players would taste some local delicacies." The horses are "Real Madrid", and they only eat royal grass, not fake food from outside. This should be understandable. What is unforgivable is that Yunnan Province therefore A great business opportunity has been missed.Grasshoppers, bamboo worms, and bees are Yunnan delicacies, but Xiao Bei is not an ordinary British youth who has (completely understandable) erroneous ideas about Chinese food. This delicacy is currently "playing with the mobile phone in his hand" boy , is a super brand and super media.Look at people ordering dishes, for Beckham, there should be "Ham" in the dish - ready-made, obviously, Yunnan is rich in a kind of edible and delicious "Ham", called Xuanwei ham , the two Hams get together, as long as one "Ham" bites the other "Ham", what a selling point it will be!Although Xuanwei ham is a large industry with an annual output value of nearly 300 million yuan, the commercial value of Beckham's advertising exceeds 200 million pounds.Instead of frightening me with worms, I might as well use brute force to help me gain a leg in the global ham market.

When this article was submitted, Real Madrid and his party should have arrived in Beijing according to the plan and the whole group should have settled in the Beijing Hotel.According to reports, the first banquet in Beijing will be held at Tan's Cuisine in the Beijing Hotel.I have eaten Tan's dishes, except for shark's fin, it is still shark's fin, from yellow stuffed shark's fin to shark's fin rice, all of them are excellent.I sincerely hope that Xiaobei can have a Chinese meal that is beyond his imagination and at the same time help to correct some one-sided understandings. Provided another "demonization" material, because the European Union has announced a regulation on July 5, prohibiting the killing of sharks for their fins - if you want trouble for a day, you treat; if you want trouble for a year If you are in trouble, you can decorate; if you want to find trouble for a lifetime, you can ask for a concubine.Sincerely said.