Chapter 15 spit a mouthful of phlegm

Li Zhi's Miscellaneous Comments of the Ming Dynasty said: "Those who are truly capable of writing in the world, they did not intend to write at the beginning. There are so many strange things in their chests, and there are so many things in their throats that they want to vomit but dare not vomit. Things, there are always many things in their mouths that they want to say, but they can't speak. They have been accumulated for a long time, and the momentum is irresistible. Once they see the scene, they will be amazed. , The number of feelings is astonishing as thousands of years. Now that you have sprayed jade and saliva beads, and returned to Yunhan, it is a chapter in heaven."

The process of literary creation turns out to be similar to spitting.Of course, those who "write" are the spitting of intellectuals (by analogy, Those who prefer to spit in public places should belong to the most sought-after "public intellectuals"). Under normal circumstances, spitting is a kind of "phlegm" published publicly-mostly dirty words.The word "spitting" has long been placed at the front. "Saliva" means saliva, saliva is suspected phlegm, unbrewed phlegm, phlegm is deliberate saliva, and it is the Hardcore form of saliva.It hurts people, and swearing is an offensive "talking weapon". Zhuge Liang, who is good at using it like a man, just "beautiful man! Old thief with gray beard!", he scolded Wang Lang to death; in comparison, swearing can be called even more indecent , "Chemical weapons" of unrestricted warfare, are the same indiscriminate methods as Wei Xiaobao's usual tricks of pinching the scrotum, drilling the crotch, and pulling the braid.

On the other hand, spitting is more dangerous than swearing, because it often bypasses the secretion of meaning in language and directly hurts the body.I noticed that although martial arts novels focus on writing about fighting, Jin Yong loves to write phlegm more than Gu Long.As a hidden weapon, it is suitable for all ages.The old ones include Huashan Elder Gao in "Yitian", and the young ones include Han Lin'er who was exaggerated by Chen Youliang as "the first-class master in the Devil's Cult".As for Ouyang Feng, he even "used phlegm and saliva as a sharp weapon to attack the enemy, and used it in fist moves, making people dazzled and restless." The Duanmu Cave Master of Chiyan Cave in Wuzhi Mountain, after spitting out a mouthful of thick phlegm, turned in midair like a smart bomb.

According to experts, the reason why Japan was able to survive the SARS epidemic in Asia is related to the people's love of cleanliness, especially not spitting anywhere.In fact, I suspect that the Japanese's dislike of spitting may have something to do with their bad swearing.Rather than saying that they are not good at swearing, it is better to say that they lack the vocabulary of swearing. Apart from "Eight Yalu", there are no more swearing words in Japanese. And some special ways to relieve stress. In our country, oral activities have never been simpler than mental activities.At the end of last year, I read a group of reports on the Qianlong News website, saying that Beijing had stepped up efforts to rectify uncivilized phenomena after the successful Olympic bid. It is the "new eight big fools", and "bubbles fall everywhere" is the sixth big fool, which refers to throwing garbage, melon peel gum, and "throwing" one's own phlegm.No one is more stupid than the other.It remains to be seen whether the "New Eight Great Idiots" can be "spread among the people in the form of jokes, used for ridicule and self-examination, and can play a non-negligible role in promoting the construction of the capital's civilization". However, the "New Eight Great Idiots" There are "five fools" related to oral activities.In addition to spitting, there are also the first stupid "treating guests to eat lobster", the second stupid "watching a show called chatter", the fourth stupid "open your mouth to say silly X" and the eighth stupid "compete in everything"— Refers to arguing and making noise over trifles.

After all, it is nothing more than to illustrate that controlling spitting is as difficult as controlling cursing.Once in a taxi in Hong Kong, the driver chatted with a local celebrity who just got off the bus, and his admiration was overwhelming: "He was talking on the phone all the way in the car just now, and he was full of foul language. What surprised me was that he talked on the phone. The kind of uncontrollable 'genital insertion' at that time can be leaked when speaking on the radio on weekdays, the foul language is "pulled out" completely, and Nican is installed on the mouth." Professionals are professionals, amateurs are not After special training, it is difficult to imitate (vigorously developing the Internet and further reducing Internet fees may be the only way to curb spitting).

Unhealthy swearing is difficult to control, and just "spitting" is even more outrageous.The naked bodies of the four white iron men kneeling in front of Yue's grave were covered with "righteous phlegm" in the right direction all the year round.In addition to spitting, some people defecate here (it is estimated that they are patriots who can't spit out for a while).Akutagawa Ryunosuke wrote in 1921: "It is said that the people who visited here in the past poured urine on these iron statues one by one because they hated their traitors. Now they are lucky that none of them are wet. However, there are a few in the surrounding land. Flies, this hints to us who come from afar that the place is not clean enough." Although the management unit later posted a notice prohibiting spitting and defecation, and added guardrails, the phlegm rested on the railings, but not long ago I read that an old man The writer's new work said, "Although it is harmful to hygiene, it is an act that pleases people's hearts... It can be seen that the people have a scale in their hearts, and they are not at all happy."

In this way, my two former friends who once spit in Yuefen should have read it like Wang Lang and "screamed and crashed to death under the horse": According to their confessions after drinking, one was because The girlfriend couldn't read the words of Wan Teng's name in front of her, so she became angry and made a mouthful of thick phlegm; the other person couldn't find a suitable place to spit for a while, so he immediately "poohed" to ensure that Siying's legacy will last forever.Whether spitting or swearing at people, "the people have a steelyard in their hearts", if they are allowed to spit but not allowed to spit anywhere, wouldn't it be "to spit on someone where there is no Buddha".This is called fairness and freedom of the heart, the way is drowning in shit, and the way is uh, spitting. As for what I said, if it cannot be regarded as axiom, it should be regarded as mother.