Chapter 81 We did the cow, dog and monkey thing

Received an email, it was a story about life, very interesting.On the first day, God created a cow and said to the cow, "You will plow the fields for the farmers all day long and provide milk for humans to drink. You will work until the sun goes down, and you can only eat grass. I will give you fifty years." The cow protested: "I work so hard, but I can only eat grass? I only want 20 years of life, and I will give you the rest." God agreed. The next day, God created dogs.God said to the dog: "You have to stand at the door and bark. You eat what the master eats. I will give you twenty years of life." The dog protested: "Sit at the door and bark all day? I want ten years, the rest I'll give you back what you put down." God promised.

On the third day, God created monkeys.The god said to the monkey: "You want to entertain humans and make them laugh. You have to perform somersaults, and you can only eat bananas. I will give you twenty years of life." The monkey protested: "You want to make people laugh and perform acrobatics. I still have to do somersaults, so hard, I can live ten years." God promised. On the fourth day, God created man.God said to man: "You just need to sleep, eat and play, you don't have to do anything, just enjoy life to the fullest. I will give you twenty years of life." People protested: "Such a good life is only twenty years ?” God didn’t speak.Man said to God, "Let's do this. The cow was returned to you for thirty years, the dog for ten years, and the monkey for ten years. Give them all to me. Then I can live to be seventy years old." God accepted.That's why for the first twenty years we just have to eat, sleep and play.For the next thirty years we worked full time to support our family.For the next ten years, we retired and stayed at home all day, sitting by the door and barking at guests.We spent the last ten years entertaining our grandchildren by juggling.