Chapter 74 One hundred ways for men to use

Someone wrote a book called "One Hundred Ways to Use Dead Cats". Dead cats can be used to make a living room, chair armrests, chicken feather sweepers, toilet brushes, etc. People who hate cats read it very happily, and people who love cats read it. , Will smile heartily.If you love and hate men, you might as well design a set of "One Hundred Ways to Use Men", and introduce a few casually below: Stamp Licking: Say to your man, "Kiss me!" When he sticks out his tongue, you put a stamp on the tip of his tongue, and stick it on the envelope. Human sandbag: When you are in a bad mood, you can use him to practice boxing and drip wax.

Powerful bottle opener: Give him the bottle caps that cannot be opened. Automatic massage chair: Sit on him and ask him to massage you. Natural heater: use it to keep warm in winter. Small crane: move house, move office building, ask him to move all the things you can't move. Value-added machine: This month's salary is spent, just ask him to temporarily increase the value of your wallet. Delivery courier: If you want to eat, but don't want to go out to buy it, then ask him to buy it. A soft pillow: Use his shoulders as a pillow on a long car or plane ride. Super Trash Can: Give him all the things you don’t eat and leftovers.

As long as you use your brain, you will find that a man has so many uses, how can you be willing to leave him?