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Chapter 9 Don't talk about right and wrong, only talk about "right way" etc.

ugly chinese 柏杨 12761Words 2018-03-18
The biggest feature of snobbism is that it does not talk about right and wrong, but only regards snobbery as right and wrong.My friend Mr. Tu Shenhong told me a story. The story happened in his hometown Zhejiang. He had a relative who during the Anti-Japanese War made counterfeit banknotes that were used in the enemy-occupied areas to purchase guns, ammunition, medicine and fight guerrillas in the enemy-occupied areas.Unfortunately, on the eve of the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, the relative was captured by the Japanese and shot to death.When the news of his death reached his village, all the gentlemen shook their heads and sighed, "This kid is good at everything, but he refuses to do the right thing, he refuses to walk the right path, and he has ended up like this." Woohoo, this is China. People's inner evaluation of a hero against the enemy is "not willing to do it right", saying "not going on the right path", even though it is full of pity, it does not have the slightest respect.This is exactly a kind of indifference, a kind of cruelty.In the soy sauce vat culture, only wealth and fame are the "right way", and any behavior that does not lead to wealth and fame is all "refusing to do things right" and "doing not follow the right way".As a result, the spirituality in the world has disappeared, the standards of right and wrong have been reversed, and the difference between humans and beasts is minimal.The only thing that sticks to the sky is the snobbish eye.

Mr. has introduced "Tang Sages Revealing Stories", and now I will introduce it again to strengthen the impression of the reader. The author of this book uses a pen name "Devil Demon Envoy". A comment that shakes people's hearts, saying: "I only heard a row of guns and guns, and the heads of the six criminals have already fallen. Poor wealth and fame, once they disappear." Please note: "Once the wealth and fame disappear, "In the eyes of the snobbish, anything is fine, it's fine to betray the country, it's fine to harm the country, it's fine to be a slave or a dog, but it's not allowed. "The Right Way".After writing this, I couldn't help sighing again: "Blood and tears shed make people laugh, and heroes often burst into tears." Husband, every Chinese is trying to walk the "right path" of wealth and fame. What will Chinese society look like? ?You don't need to go to Guandi Temple to draw lots and fortune-telling to know.However, so far, there are still groups of people advocating the "right way" of wealth and fame. You say that people who are anxious to die are not anxious to die.

Mr. Di Renhua, a student studying in China, once accused the Chinese of being humane but lacking in public morality. I think Mr. Di only saw the surface of the matter, but did not see the marrow of the matter. If he saw the marrow, he would never see the human touch. But only see the snobbish eye-indifference, cruelty, jealousy, gloating, wishing for others to collapse every day, annihilation of human nature for the sake of wealth and fame, and become intoxicated and insane. Any society and any person worships power to some extent, but it seems that there has never been a society or a nation that is so crazy about power and so integrated into the bone marrow like the Chinese.Any society and any individual are somewhat selfish, but likewise, there has never been a society or a nation as selfish as the Chinese so unbreakable.This sounds a bit cynical, and it also feels dangerous to say it. It may arouse the anger of patriotic referees and blow the whistle indiscriminately.But reason should be said, not angry.

There is a phenomenon that everyone is willing to admit, that is, China is also a very smart nation. Chinese students studying abroad in foreign countries, no matter whether they study in Japan, the United States, the United Kingdom or France, their academic performance, Almost all of them are better than their own students.Mr. Gu Hongming studied the Navy in the UK, and his scores far surpassed Mr. Ito Hirobumi, a Japanese student; The superior grades of foreign students squeezed him out.These are far-reaching examples, but the most recent ones are the most earth-shattering ones, none other than Go King Wu Qingyuan and Go Little King Lin Haifeng, rampant and invincible in Japan. Although it is due to the beautiful environment of Japanese chess, it is also the innate nature of the Chinese people. Due to intelligence.It may seem bragging to say that the Chinese are far more intelligent than the foreigners, but at least one thing is true: the Chinese are by no means less intelligent than the foreigners. ──Chinese compatriots are self-satisfied, of course there is no controversy, even foreigners, even the Ku Klux Klan, cannot say that Chinese people are smart or bad, at worst they say that Chinese people are bad.Foreign friends often refer to the Chinese as the Jews of the East. Of course it is contempt, but it is also a kind of respect and awe.The most provocative thing about the Jews is that they don't get rid of a hair, and their contributions in other fields, such as religion, science, and art, are all astonishing.Just look at the world's economic power, isn't it in the hands of Jewish friends?Isn’t Mr. Jesus, the founder of Christianity, a Jew, and Mr. Einstein, a superstar of modern science, is also a Jew.

Chinese people are smart, but this smartness has a serious prerequisite, that is, it must be "one-on-one". And Lin Haifeng, single-handedly, killed seven in and seven out.But once it enters into a group contest, where two Chinese are against two foreigners, or more than two Chinese are against two or more foreigners, the Chinese can't stand it.Mr. Sun Yat-sen once lamented that the Chinese are "a plate of loose sand", alas, if a grain of sand in China is used to compete with a grain of sand from a foreigner, the Chinese sand is not weaker than that of a foreigner, but if a pile of Chinese sand is used to compete with a foreigner. Compete with the cement made of a pile of sand grains, but the cement is as hard as iron.

The meaning of a state of disunity is non-cooperation. When we say no cooperation, it does not mean that the Chinese do not even know the benefits of cooperation.Hey, not only do I know, but I know thoroughly.Mr. Sauce Pot Maggot suddenly became angry. He was able to write a book, cite the scriptures, and sell a large number of ancient sages and sages, as well as the lessons of cooperation from the sages and sages.If my husband is also angry, I can also write a book by citing scriptures—not only a book, but a whole train of books.But the problem is that no matter how lush the lessons of cooperation in the scriptures are, those lessons end up in print, not in action.

Another heartbreaking phenomenon in Chinese culture is: ""Spring and Autumn" blames the sages".Mr. Confucius, who carried forward this theory, really makes people beat their chests.His Excellency has a deep understanding of life, and has made indelible contributions to the principles of life, all of which are full of aphorisms.He provided the people in power with the art of domination, and assured the big guys that if he used his method to rule the small people, the country would become iron-clad.This set was not very popular at the time, but after Mr. Dong Zhongshu's courageous recommendation and Mr. Liu Che, the emperor of the Western Han Dynasty adopted it, it really produced a powerful force.But the worst thing in his theory is to "blame the sage". We don't know why he has such a deformed concept. It may be to encourage the "sage" to go to a higher level.Don’t you see that the parents beat the child, the child cried until his heart was broken, but the old man said with arrogance: "You are my son, so I beat you. Others' children knelt down three times and knocked nine times to tell me to beat them, but I still won't beat them." He, like the vulgar: "Beating is a relative, scolding is kindness, not beating or scolding is an enemy." You are a sage, and I will perform the theory of free heart proof and punishment; if you are not a sage, but a ruffian Hooligans don't go into obscenity, please let me blame you, I don't even bother to blame you.

Whether this is the original intention of blaming the sages is not sure, even if it is so, the result will not escape the fate of "no one in the world is a good person".It is of course well-intentioned to encourage "sages" to go to a higher level, but in practice, the outbreak of the theory of free self-examination and punishment of the mind will inevitably lead to the terminal illness of "responsibility is endless".This terminal illness is endlessly picky, like the poisonous fangs of a hundred pace snake, whoever bites it will have cold limbs, and it will be solemnly carried to the morgue.Because human nature is weak, there are times when mistakes are made, there is the possibility of committing heinous crimes, and there is always a situation where the rudder cannot be stabilized by random thinking. Mr. Liu Xiahui will also think about other women, and Mr. Meng Ke will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

He doesn't even dare to cough on villains (the coward who puts gold on his face is too embarrassed to say "dare not", so he can only say "disdain"), but he can't stop finding fault with "sages".Man is a kind of animal that makes mistakes, and it is also a kind of animal that can do unspeakable things. As a result of hard work and pickiness, everyone becomes a tiger, leopard and jackal.Ever since, blessed is the friend who intends to be a villain to the end. No one will ever blame him.But friends who strive for the top will never end up being criticized.This fang of "responsibility is endless" has only one consequence: it forces people to feel that it is much more difficult to be a good person than to be a villain.

Chinese society is a trance-like society, sometimes so trance that you don't even know what kind of shit you're shitting on. There is a story in "Huainanzi", which is only a few simple sentences, and I respectfully copy it below: Some people marry their daughters and teach them, saying: "You are good, and good people will be ill." Confrontation: "But should it be unkind?" Said: "It is impossible to do good, let alone not good?" There is also a story in the book, which is only a few simple sentences, and I will copy it later: Zhao's mother married her daughter, and when the daughter left, she taught her, "Be careful not to do something good." The woman said, "If it is not good, it can be evil?"

These words make people more confused than not listening. After talking for a long time, what exactly are they talking about?Friends who understand, please raise your hand, and I will lose him a dollar.But Mr. Sima Shi's little wife, Ms. Yang Huiyu (referred to as "Empress Jing Xianyang" and "Empress Hongxun" in history books), sighed and said: "Although this statement is vulgar, it can kill the world." The world; since it is destined for the world, it is a wise saying and cannot be considered contemptible.But no matter what, the result of the old woman's instructions to her daughter did not indicate a path that should be taken.I think this mental state of not knowing what shit is still seems to be related to "blame the sage".The old man teaches his children, of course he is ashamed to encourage him to be evil.However, we should not encourage him to strive for the upper reaches against the conscience, because traditional Chinese culture is dedicated to striving for the upper reaches with the fangs of "blaming the sages".No matter how virtuous you are, I can still put my hand under your quilt, overjoyed and shout, "He has a scar on his butt." As a result, not only can you not be virtuous, but you stink all over. "Blame the sage" is the same as "jealousy" in essence, they both look for bones in the egg, but they are different in form, "blame the sage" is more vicious and harmful because of its beautiful coat .Woohoo, we give too little love to the "sages" and just blame, blame, blame, blame, blame. Mr. Sun Guanhan has a saying that makes people feel emotional, that is: "In Chinese society, words of praise are always waited for when people are dead." In Chinese society, praise for living people has almost disappeared.Husband, the easiest thing in the world is to blame others and criticize others. As soon as you open your mouth, you are like a speeding car that fell off a cliff and can't stop, can't stop.You have seen "Solomon's Treasure", two money lovers were caught by the natives, tied to the square, and performed beheading.Mr. A knew that there would be a solar eclipse in another hour, so he frightened the chieftain, saying that he has boundless magic power and can eat the sun in his stomach. If he is killed, there will be no sun in the sky forever.The chieftain was dubious, and Mr. A said that he could show them first.The chieftain ordered a stay of execution to see what he could do, so he began to chant.Woohoo, what mantra can he recite?It's just that he was born as a sailor, so he can use ugly words for three days and three nights without repeating a word.So, you can see that he didn't hold back his mouth, the yin and yang faltered for an hour, the sky was dark, and the sun was eaten by him. Not only did he save his life, but he also got a lot of treasures. Traditional Chinese culture seems to have specially cultivated this kind of sailor skill. If you blame someone, if you don't use tape to quickly stick his mouth, his ugly words will never end.Coupled with shaking his head and tail, winking his eyebrows, he is even more courageous.But if you ask him to praise a person he admires the most, he will be tongue-tied and think about it for three days and three nights, but he can't think of anyone worthy of his praise. Even if someone deserves his praise, he can't think of what to use. words to praise. All incurable diseases originate from the lack of love in Chinese culture. The way of Mr. Confucius is nothing more than "loyalty" and "forgiveness". The only thing that lacks is love --- of course, raise the bar, not only does it contain love, but also love It was too much to bear.However, the rational elements in "loyalty" and "forgiveness" seem to be stronger, and the elements of love seem to be as light as clouds. Some people seem to be crazy about their tails. When they talk about the United States, they raise their tails and say: "American culture is too shallow!" .) Whether American culture is shallow is another question, even if it is shallow, we are even more embarrassed.It's like a shabby scholar from a scholarly family, wearing flax, squatting in a ruined temple, living on other people's leftovers, but shouting: "My grandfather was a prime minister, and his grandfather was just a gutter digger." Not only that. Dissatisfied with shame, thinking about why he is poor, but complacent that the other party is not from a high family background.Woohoo, it’s true that there are strange things everywhere, only China has more. This sentence should be ridiculed by others, and anyone who mentions it like this will have to fight!Now I am rushing out, I am really too arrogant, I can't turn around for a while. Phantom pride is just dizzy self-satisfaction-self-indulgence, self-obsession, and cranky thinking under the covers.Mr. Confucius spent a lot of effort in the past to invent all kinds of "ancient" and then reformed on the basis of the ancients.Compatriots in modern China have the United States of America in front of them without much effort. They can be seen and touched, and they can also drill into it to study and experience it. Refuse to be thousands of miles away? We are not saying that the United States is as good as a flower. If the United States is really as good as a flower, they will not need three cards and prisons.But there is one thing that we can definitely learn from, and that is their way of life.Americans have a very powerful weapon to stop the mouths of foreign students from any country (including the sulfur pit). How about the method?" Generally speaking, the United States is a free and democratic society with the broadest and strongest justice. The biggest disadvantage of arrogance is that you build a wall for yourself, isolate yourself in a bucket, and drink until your belly is as bloated as your husband's belly, so you can't drink anything else, at most you can drink some Ironclad ship with foreign guns and cannons.As for the more powerful and basic culture——education, art, etiquette, principles of being a human being, and the spirit of dealing with the world, don't say that it can't be poured any more, and the skin will be sensitive just by looking at it. We don't have to follow the example of the United States, follow the example of Germany, and follow the example of Japan, which is also the way to save ourselves.World War II, Germany and Japan revived so quickly, it was scary.The Chinese compatriots studied them so quickly and found many reasons, such as Marshall's fourth point plan, Han Zhanyan, and their industrial foundation. It sounds like their revival is all due to luck .Woohoo, everyone seems to have forgotten one thing. After the defeat, Germany and Japan have certainly become third-class countries, but their citizens have always been first-class citizens, with deep and profound cultural potential.Like a hero with three heads and six arms, he was knocked unconscious on the ground with Dong's bang, and when Yoyo regained consciousness, he got up and patted the ashes on his buttocks, he was still a hero.And our China with third-stage lung disease stood on the world stage for a while, arrogant, but when the cold wind blew, we sneezed three times in a row, and our nose flowed out. Someone advised us to take aspirin, so we said he The thinking is extreme and shakes the foundation of the country. As a result, one of them falls headlong, and neither of them can afford it. When it comes to imitating others, I feel a little embarrassed. A man should stand upright and vigorous, making other boys envious and jealous.The problem is that this kind of scene did exist in the Han and Tang Dynasties, but the times stopped and foreigners rose one after another.The only way now is to learn from them, and this is the only way to go, if you rely on arrogance, like the old woman in the Hexi Corridor, stretching your ugly and smelly hair straight to the edge of the kang If you have a small foot, it means that you have been entwined well and wonderfully in the past, so you have to take another road, which is the road with the least resistance, leading directly to the valley of death. Vanity and arrogance make us have an illusion that we will never perish. The reason is that the Han nationality is the most assimilative. The evidence is that we have perished twice, once to Mongolia and once to Manchuria. Isn't it a kite to turn over and beat the invaders to flee with their tails between their legs? ——Manchuria seems to be even worse, with nowhere to pinch its tail.This theory and evidence can increase our self-confidence, but it does not guarantee that we will not die in the future.One thing to note is that no matter how great a nation is, it has never been extinct before it perishes, and this nation has never been extinct before its extinction.However, they perished and became extinct. It was the arrogance that blocked their eyes and confused their minds. They had a kind of Mr. Ye Mingchen's complex for internal and external crises, thinking that the crisis was not a crisis at all. The crisis has been realized, and those who cry are tens of millions of people and future generations.When the Greek ancestors first arrived in Greece with their teeth and claws and bare buttocks, Crete already had a splendid civilization. They not only knew how to use iron, but also had high artistic achievements.However, in just two hundred years, the Cretans disappeared under the conquest of the upstart Greeks.Five thousand years ago, the palaces of the Inca Empire in South America are still found in the barren hills of Peru. From those magnificent buildings, it can be seen that they have a high level of culture (when the Inca Empire published a newspaper bidding to build such a good house, The Chinese are still a barbaric nation, drinking blood like their hair).But where are they now? Mr. said this, not specifically to be discouraged, but we have to realize that competition is ruthless, and God will not send Liuding Liujia, who pays attention to meritorious service, just because China has 5,000 years of culture, just like protecting Tang Monk Protect China.While still alive in the world, you should exercise quickly, spit out the dirty water in your stomach (you can swallow some Epsom salt to pull it out), and eat more nutritious things.Now we mourn those ethnic groups that have been exterminated and extinct in history, and we don’t hope that one day other descendants will also mourn us, with a thousand words and one sentence: “Don’t make future generations mourn future generations.” ——Jumping out of the shadow seems to be the top priority of the Chinese people. My friend Mr. Zhao Ning, in his column, pointed out that most Chinese people live in their own shadows. It is obviously a kitten, but when they see the shadow is so huge, they think they are tigers.Woohoo, Mr. Zhao Ning's eyes are as bright as a torch, but Mr. Bo has to add, Gai thinks he is a tiger, it is still the shadow in the middle of the day, if it is the shadow of the sunset, it is not only a tiger, because the oblique shadow is more It was so huge that he thought he was a dinosaur, and the earth would shake when he sneezed.This kind of dinosaur-like character is everywhere, everywhere, on the road, in the mall, in the room, in the yamen, and in every corner of every industry.If it is serious, it will kill you, and if it is light, your bladder will become tight and you will urinate frequently. Twelve years ago, a Hollywood movie was staged in Taipei (the title has been forgotten, it seems to be "Holy Grail", I can't be sure), the most exciting part was the quack performing a trapeze.His Excellency originally had a set of precision-designed equipment, which was a pair of strong light metal wings, tied to his arms, and could fly around like a bird.But as soon as he stepped onto the stage, facing the grand introduction of the emperor and the cheers of the crowd, his tail suddenly grew bigger, he lost his wings, and ran straight to the stairs and climbed up the tower.As a result, his beautiful wife chased after him and wailed hard, telling him that he couldn't do without wings.Not only did the quack doctor not listen, but he thought it was tolerable for his wife to sing the opposite tune and tear down his platform. If it was unbearable, he jumped into a rage and kicked his beautiful wife's jade hand that had climbed up, almost kicking her down to death.But she still chased after him until the end, the quack covered the cover, and his wife had to cover her face and cry bitterly.Then there was a quack doctor standing on the top of the tower, and the enthusiasm of the crowd shook the mountain and the ground. His confidence was even more burning. He opened his arms, looked up to the sky, and swore loudly: "You can still fly without wings." So, with a graceful posture, he volleyed But then, there was only a plop, and it fell into a meat sauce. ──The consequence of being reduced to meat sauce is the disaster of Yan Yan's wife. From the emperor to the audience, they all agree that they have been deceived and fooled. This kind of program of suicide by jumping from a tower is something that everyone can watch. There is nothing to watch.They made a noise, and a riot was about to happen. The emperor had to order the quack's wife to continue flying.Of course she couldn't fly, but she had no choice but to climb the stairs with tears in her eyes when she was surrounded by gun points, and she also paid the price of a ball of meat sauce for her husband's arrogance. This is a historical story. The actual scene is that in February of this year (1980), when a "China Airlines" plane landed in Manila, the captain, Mr. Wu Hong, had such an expansive shot.Mr. Wen Jiansi said in Taipei's "Central Daily" that he is "not high in art but bold", I am afraid it is too objective, because he has reached the stage of quack doctor on a subjective level, and he thinks that having no wings is no different from having wings. As long as the confidence is firm, the martial arts are strong.He had already discovered that the height of the landing was wrong, but his self-esteem did not allow him to do it all over again.Instead, the throttle is retracted, the flaps and landing gear are lowered, and the speedbrakes are applied to make the aircraft descend faster.When approaching the end of the runway, the downward trend became even more unstoppable. The nose wheel and the two main wheels landed heavily at three points at the same time. There was a loud sound, and in an instant, the wings broke, the engine fell off, the flames shot into the sky, and the plane was reduced to ashes.Four of the unluckiest passengers burned to death, and thirty-nine of the less fortunate were slightly injured. ──Mr. Wu Hong's arrogance alone caused more than forty people to suffer.Compared with a quack doctor who is just a husband and wife ruining their remaining lives, it seems to be more valuable. In March, the next month after Mr. Wu Hong performed, Mr. Xu Wanzhi, the master driver, also performed.He drove a tour bus, full of students from the "National Taiwan Normal University", for a graduation trip.During the driving, the lady in charge introduced herself and the driver as usual. When introducing Mr. Xu Wanzhi, she praised him as the best driver.Xu Gonglong was very happy, and in order to show that he was really different, he put down the steering wheel on the dangerous mountain road, raised his hands, and clasped his fists to everyone. On the one hand, he thanked the service lady for his recommendation, and on the other hand, he showed everyone his graceful driving skills. The technology has reached the state of magic, even without a steering wheel, it can still drive smoothly.The moment he clasped his fists, everyone in the car broke out in a cold sweat, and some even shouted.But Mr. Xu looked calm, and sneered at those cowards who yelled out their voices (whether he kicked the passengers a few times like a quack doctor kicked his wife, there is no record in the newspaper, so it is inconvenient to guess), because it hurt his self-esteem too much .So, when they arrived near Lishan, they rammed left and right, and finally crashed the car into the abyss, and seventeen college students died. ──In any case, Mr. Xu Wanzhi is still a second-rate driver.He is different from Mr. Wu Hong. Wu Hong's arrogance only ruins other people's lives.However, Mr. Xu Wanzhi's arrogance was buried with his own life.For the above several feats, Mr. did not personally participate in it, but for one thing, I was honored as the leading actor.That is, my old man asked Mr. Wu Jifu to diagnose and treat eye diseases. In the first few months, he needed intravenous injection every day.I was too embarrassed to go to Kaohsiung for an injection every day, so I had to take the injection back to Taipei, find a private clinic near Baifu, and go there every day to get poked.The female nurse in the clinic is pretty, and she was willing to be grabbed by the arm and fucked by the pretty girl, but she is as good at kung fu as Mr. Xu Wanzhi, and both are masters in the world. Mr. Xu can drive without a steering wheel, and the nurse can use her eyes injection.She would always chat with her boyfriend while injecting, and when she got to the point where she was proud of, she would chatter and chatter.I begged and said: "Grandma, please watch carefully, this is not a joke." Her beautiful face was like a curtain hanging, and she pulled it down with a swipe: "There is no need to be nervous, I I can inject with my eyes closed." Suddenly there was a sharp pain, and I felt ouch, and she said: "I have been giving injections for ten years, and I have never made a mistake. You old man, why are you so difficult to take care of like a child?" Back home , his left arm was livid.I went back the next day and pointed it out to her, and she said, "It's nothing, nothing, just apply a hot towel and it'll be fine." I had to change my right arm, and when I got home, my unsatisfactory right arm followed suit. It was livid.After a month, she talked and laughed non-stop, and my old man's two arms almost became two charcoals. ──For a girl's arrogance, the husband has to atone for her.Fortunately, what I injected was not the highly toxic 606. If it had been 606, I would have rolled all over the floor in front of her feet on the spot. The biggest feature of dinosaur-type characters is that they live in the shadow of the sunset and the slanting light of the western mountains.Seeing that the sun will disappear and the shadow will disappear, but he feels that everything is eternal.Once a person has been flying an airplane for a while, he thinks he can take off and land in a straight line.As long as I drive the car for a while, I think I can still beat around the bush with my hands in the air.As long as I have been a nurse for a few years, I think I can find veins with my eyes closed. Therefore, as long as a person has a little money, he feels supernatural powers, and all people have to worship him.With a little bit of power in his hand, he is eyeing it, ready to teach the other party what he has in his hand at any time.As long as he publishes two books, he becomes a literary giant, and the whole world has to applaud him.As long as he becomes a supervisor, no matter if he is second or third-rate or seventh-rate or ninth-rate, his ability will increase accordingly, and the guys with lower positions than him will become the backbone of Zhu Bajie—the incompetent.As long as he got a degree, whether it was a frog mother or a flea beating a dog, he thought he was an authority even on homosexuality.As long as you can speak a few words in English, if you don't include a few words in the conversation, black smoke will come out of your asshole.As long as you know a few foreign adults, it will be even more serious, and you have to show your sign anytime and anywhere. ──As for Mr., ever since I saw me teach my granddaughter to sing: "Grandma Yue, Ming Guangguang, open the back door to wash clothes." After praising me as a great vocalist, I felt that this small island of Taiwan is simply I can’t let it go, I roll up my bed every morning, and prepare to go abroad to be Beethoven’s teacher (I’m going to write a big article recently, exposing the top ten fallacies of Beethoven’s "Pastoral Symphony", readers will wait and see).China has a long history of 5,000 years and a huge land. Chinese people should be well-informed and full of profound tolerance and mind. However, there are so many dinosaur-shaped figures dangling around, as if participating in a dinosaur competition, each showing its own Supernatural powers.It is so contrary to our profound cultural background, it really makes people more and more confused.Self-satisfaction and exaggeration and superficiality can only make a person intoxicated in his own shadow, which is disgusting and daunting, but he can no longer absorb any new things and no longer grow.Most people are like this, China is dead. For at least the past hundred years, Chinese people have gone to two extremes, either depressed and inferior, or blindly proud, and rarely have self-esteem.Woohoo, jump out of the shadow, don't be a dinosaur, get rid of arrogance, should be the first priority of the Chinese people. "Fengshen Bang" is from China, with gods like clouds and monsters like rain. Although in the end it all boils down to the fact that evil prevails over good, the fighting process between the two sides is still full of tricks and vigorous. One of the most powerful characters in "Feng Shen Bang" is Mr. Yin Jiao. His Excellency's Fantian Seal is the world's first-class unparalleled treasure. As long as you say something in your mouth and drink "sickness", the unparalleled treasure will be sacrificed to the sky , smashing it down, not to mention human flesh and blood, even the Himalayas, can be split in half.This is not considered popular, what is popular is that even Mr. Guangchengzi, the master who taught him the spell, couldn't resist. Seeing that Mr. Yin Jiao turned his face ruthlessly and sacrificed the thing, he immediately flew out of his mind and fled in despair. Sir, the auspicious star is shining these days, and suddenly he also encountered this kind of unrivaled treasure, but the times are different. The modernized "Fan Tian Yin" is not called "Fan Tian Yin".As long as the phrase "worship the foreign and favor the foreign" is uttered by the modern Mr. Yin Jiao, it will be even more thunderous than the "Falling Heaven Seal" three thousand years ago.At a party in Los Angeles, I was trying to sing with a mortar on my head, when a gentleman in the audience suddenly sent a note, which said: "Old man, I can't believe that you are so obsessed with foreigners and think that everything in America is perfect, and America is never like you imagined. So perfect.” Later, the Los Angeles “South China Times” published an article by Mr. Duomin, one of which said: “Worshiping foreigners should be severely criticized. The old man, like many old middle schoolers who have just set foot in the United States, is lost in this society. Among the superficial beauty, first he was ashamed of himself, and then he belittled himself. If he could stay for three or five years, I believe the perception would be very different." "Worshiping foreigners" is a rare treasure, probably after the Opium War in the 1840s, it was refined to a positive result and harmed the world.The content of this strange treasure can be represented by the yelling of an old man friend: "You guys who worship foreigners (this is still polite, sometimes you have become 'traitors', 'foreign slaves', 'traitors'), a thousand words In a word, no matter what it is, the United States is good. If you say that American science is good, I will still accept it. If you say that American culture is better than ours, I will not accept it. Do we have to learn from the United States even in how we behave?" ──It was not just one old man who yelled, but many old men. In fact, many young men also yelled, which greatly increased my blood pressure. This involves an important topic. Some people are able to glue together two completely different things and two behaviors that have no causal relationship without using their brains. They are really senior technicians. "Chongyang" and "Meiwai" are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, and the wind and the horse are not related to each other. After such and such a rigid sticking together, they will be pulled out and "violently criticized" at every turn, and the disaster will be far-reaching.However, what is hurt is not the people who are accused of "worshiping foreigners" but the people who dare not "worship foreigners" because they are afraid of "fawning on foreigners".What Bo Lao doesn't mean is that no one worships foreigners at all. There are so many such animals in baskets and baskets.But just to say that more friends are "worshiping foreigners" rather than "favoring foreigners".At the meeting in Los Angeles, I was nervous for a moment, forgot that I was a guest, wiped my face to reveal my true face, and immediately asked the gentlemen and ladies present at the meeting, why didn’t they take a unicycle and drive a car to see the old man?Driving a car is admiration.Why don't you braid your hair, don't tie your hair up to the top of your head, and make it look like it's parted left and right?The appearance of dividing left and right is Chongyang.Why don't ladies wrap around three-inch golden lotuses and twist them while walking, but wear high heels?Tianzu wears high heels is Chongyang.Why don't men wear long gowns and mandarin jackets, or more ancient Beijing operas with wide sleeves, but suits?Wearing a suit is admiration.Why not smoke hookah dry tobacco, but smoke paper cigarettes cigars?Smoking cigars are Chongyang.Why do you not use briquettes, firewood, wheat straw when cooking, and climb to the stove to blow fire, but use electric stove gas?Using electric stove gas is Chongyang.Why don't you sleep on the kang, but on the spring bed and water bed?Sleeping on a spring bed and water bed is Chongyang.Why do you not kneel down and kowtow with a plop when you meet your immediate boss, but just shake hands and say "Hi"?Shaking hands and shouting "Hi" is Chongyang.Why don't you use soybean oil to light up and read at night instead of using electric lights?Using electric lights is admiration.Why don't you ask a friend to take it with you when you send a letter, but put a stamp on it and put it in a sealed tube?Sticking stamps and throwing them in mailboxes is admiration.Why not go to the shadow puppet show, but go to the movies?Watching movies is admiration.Why don't you just yell at the top of your voice and make a phone call?Calling the phone is Chongyang.However, I don't believe that gentlemen and ladies are obsessed with foreigners. When I returned to China, my heart felt even heavier, like a weight on a scale. I felt that the matter must be cleared up so that I would not do anything wrong and not be afraid of ghosts calling the door.The rumbling military parade has just passed, and the memory of the readers is still fresh. Foreign guns, foreign cannons, foreign drums, foreign command knives, and foreign military bands, which one is not a product of worshiping foreign countries, but which one is flattering foreigners?The ground split type and the air split type are even more products of Chongyang, and how can they climb up to the inner relatives by fawning on the outside?When you go deep into the family and society, you become even more frightened.写稿也好,写文也好,写黑信告先生挑拨“人民”与“政府”之间感情也好,都只用原珠笔、钢笔而不用毛笔,原珠笔、钢笔(加上打字复印)固努力崇洋者也,与媚外又有何干?客厅也好,办公室也好,公共场所也好,只坐软绵绵的沙发,而不坐硬邦邦的长板凳,软绵绵沙发固努力崇洋者也,跟媚外又有何干?上星期去一位朋友家串门,他当面吆喝我“崇洋媚外”,把我吆喝得发起酒疯,找了个头,要把他家的抽水马桶砸个稀烂。他太太苦苦哀求,我也不理,誓言跟崇洋媚外的抽水马桶,不共戴天,等砸了抽水马桶后,我还要砸电视机、砸收音机、砸电冰箱、砸瓦斯炉、砸电话、砸电灯……最后还是他家姑娘,大学堂毕业生,深中“崇洋”之毒,不知道敬老尊贤,不知道礼让大义,而竟诉之于法,召来警察,把我轰出大门,才算结束这场闹剧。否则,一头下去,他们可是住在十二楼的,全家屁股立刻就没地方放。不过,想了半天,也想不出该姑娘有啥地方媚了外。 呜呼,真不敢想像,如果上帝老爷一旦大发神威,把中国人“崇洋”所得到的东西,全部抽掉,不知道中国还剩下了些啥?翻天印朋友鼻孔冒烟曰:“难道我们连做人处世也要学洋人?”咦,真是一个糨糊罐,这还要问,我们在做人处世上,当然更要崇洋,更要学习洋人的优点,但这跟媚外又有啥瓜葛?中国在政治制度上,崇洋已崇到过了头,首先就把五千年帝王世袭传统一笔勾销,猛学洋大人的投票选举。接着把封建制一脚踢,猛学洋大人的民主政治。在经济制度上,摒弃五千年的重农轻商,猛学洋大人的工商第一。更摒弃五千年做官为惟一途径的人生观,猛学洋大人多层面结构。在文化上,整个大众传播工具,包括报纸、电视;整个艺术创作,包括小说、诗、话剧、绘画、音乐,又有哪一样不是崇洋崇得晕头转向。可是,岂全国上下都死心塌地地媚了外? 情绪化的翻天印“崇洋媚外”,是语意学上的差误,经不起思考,经不起分析。铎民先生曰:“假如在美国住上三年五载,相信观感必会大不一样。”这是可能的,但也不见得。我们盼望中国的武器更精密,要求崇洋学习。我们盼望中国的工商管理得更有效率,要求崇洋学习。我们盼望中国人一团祥和,要求崇洋学习说“对不起”、“谢谢你”。我们盼望中国人排队,要求崇洋学习一条龙。我们盼望中国人尊重斑马线,要求崇洋学习严守交通规则。我们盼望中国人过弹簧门缓缓松手,以免后面的人脑震荡,要求崇洋学习伫立以待。我们盼望中国人都有开阔的侠情,要求崇洋学习笑容满面,乐于助人。我们盼望中国人身体健壮如牛,要求崇洋学习把时间花在运动上,不花在窝里斗上。———这一切,怎么扯上他妈的媚外?面对彬彬有礼的洋大人,我们难道不自惭形秽,反应该“不忘本”到底,横眉竖目到底?古书曰:“知耻近乎勇。”死不认错只要情绪冲动,捶胸打跌,就可功德圆满。而知道啥是羞耻,不但需要勇气,更需要智能。 ──铎民先生在“自惭形秽”下,紧接着“妄自菲薄”,这两句话同样没有因果的必然关系。自惭形秽固然可能妄自菲薄,但也可能突然醒悟、发愤图强。日本老爷的明治维新,就是这么搞起来的。情绪激动的夹缠,属于风火轮战术,中国人特质之一。 美国一位教授写了一本《日本第一》,没有一个美国人怒詈他崇洋媚外。先生只不过写了几篇仅涉及到皮毛印象,便翻天印乱飞。呜呼,你就是掐着我的脖子,我还是要嚷:“绝对崇洋,但不媚外!”还请读者老爷思量。 殖民地意识下的社会,以母国的语文为最高级、最尊贵和最神圣的语文。中国虽然没有当过殖民地,但中国人有殖民地意识。留华学生白安理先生,意大利米兰人也,在台湾八年,他发现他去店里买东西,讲中国话时,店员爱理不理,可是一讲英文,店员马上就变成了马屁精。以致白安理先生虽然中文呱呱叫,当买东西时,仍是用英文。呜呼,白安理先生也属于少见多怪,固不仅店员如此,他如果到高阶层打打转,恐怕他会发现英文更威不可当。今年(一九七八年)六月二十四日台北《联合报》上,有一段新闻,一字不改,恭抄于后。 新闻曰: 台湾邮政的服务良好是出了名的,但是也有服务不周的时候。纽约州立大学校长约翰托尔,最近到台湾访问时,曾希望透过台湾良好的邮政服务,去约晤一位学生家长,却令他失望了(柏老按:把“寄一封信”写成“透过良好的邮政服务”,以加强压力,可谓神来之笔,真得递佩服书)。 约翰托尔校长,到我国访问时,住在台北圆山饭店,他用英文写了一封信给他学生罗玉珍的家长,希望见面谈叙,结果因这封信未附注中文地址,由于时间耽搁,待罗玉珍的父亲罗明鉴收到信时,已过了约定时间,托尔也已返国。罗明鉴认为邮局把此信退回很不合理(柏老按:好一个不合理)。 托尔校长于四月二十四日,随美国大学校长访问抵华,在二十七日写信给就读纽约州立大学罗玉珍的家长,约定二十九日下午七时见面叙谈,结果这封信五月初才送达罗玉珍家里。 罗明鉴指出,他收到信时,信封上虽加注中文地址,但邮局已加盖“退回”的戳记,上面并注明“寄交国内之外国邮件封面,应附注中文地址”字样,显然是此信退回圆山饭店后,再由别人加注中文地址的。 罗明鉴说,外籍人士不一定会写中文,邮局上项国内函件应注中文地址的规定,应仅指国人相互通信而言,对外籍人士投寄未附注中文地址的信封,照理仍应立即按照所写英文地址投送。 台北邮局人员表示,此信可能是被邮政人员误认为是国人投寄信函,以后决予改进。 这则新闻真是集天下之大鲜,这位可敬的罗明鉴先生因未能及时晋见洋大人,失望后跳高之情,跃然纸上。邮局明明规定:“寄交国内之外国邮件封面,应附注中文地址。”罗明鉴先生却解释为:“应指国人相互间通信而言”,“对外籍人士投寄未附注中文地址的信件,照理……”呜呼,照理,照的是啥理?一封英文信寄出,邮局老爷是不是都要拆开瞧瞧,如是洋名就照寄,如是单音节就退回?有些华裔的美国人,如中国原子科学之父孙观汉先生,行不改名,坐不改姓,一直用的是KH Sun,根本没有洋名,邮局老爷又如何分辨。如果只看信封,又怎么知道他是“外籍人士”和“内籍假洋鬼子”?这还不说,中国人在美国用中文写信,行耶,不行耶?阿拉伯人在台湾用阿拉伯文写信,泰国人在台湾用泰文写信,又是行耶?不行耶?邮局老爷迫不及待地承认错误,真不知错在哪里,误在何方?又拍胸脯保证改进,更不知哪里可改,啥地方可进。 我们对这种现象,没啥可说,只是提醒一点,在如此强大的殖民地意识、洋奴意识压力下,中国人的嘴脸,已经大变,变得可憎!
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