Chapter 8 what state

Just looking at the homework on paper, China is a country of etiquette and righteousness.But in behavior we regress to savagery. My biggest wish is: May China become the first country of propriety and righteousness.This sounded a bit harsh, a friend blew his beard and said: "According to you, China is now a fake state of propriety and righteousness." The husband said: "That's not what I mean, what I mean is that China is still He is not qualified to be a fake state of etiquette and righteousness, but a primitive and barbaric state." Without saying a word, I slipped the small bench under his buttocks, so that he didn't faint on the ground, he just sat down and panted .I think there must be an endless stream of breathless patriots, and this is empty talk. I must ask you not to make intuitive judgments based on emotions, and let my old man show you around first.

Please visit the wedding for the first program. Even movie stars who have had the most divorces would consider marriage to be a major event in life, otherwise why bother to get married if they are already divorced?In the course of life, marriage is a leap forward and a breakthrough. A man and a woman leave the inherent environment they are used to, jump on another boat, form a family centered on each other, steer together, and sail into a strange and exciting world. ocean.This is such an important change. Therefore, no matter the ancient traditional Chinese rituals or the religious rituals transplanted from the West, they are all solemn, full of the blessings of this change in solemnity and joy.Not to mention the old ones, even in the 1940s, country weddings have always been very grand. The groom has to go to the bride’s home to get married in person, or take a sedan chair or a car. Worship to the high hall, thank the parents for their upbringing, and do three obeisances --- obeisance to heaven and earth, obeisance to parents, and after the bride and groom obeisance to each other, they officially become husband and wife.Western churches have the same meaning.In the sound of solemn music, the groom stands in front of the altar, and the bride walks out slowly holding the arm of her father or elder brother. Just before the altar, the father hands over the daughter, the elder brother and the younger sister to the groom, and the priest or the priest, in the name of God God, proclaims their union.

However, I don’t know when it started, probably shortly after the fall of the Qing Dynasty. Chinese people thought kowtowing was too old-fashioned and the church was too Western, so they invented the four different styles, which is the "civilized marriage" that is still practiced today.The wedding was not a wedding, but a farce.The auditorium is not an auditorium, but a Bawa Temple.Your Excellency has heard of Beijing Opera: "The Bawa Temple is so lively, there are some old and some young, and there are also 28 girls who are more charming." Congratulators rarely express their wishes, and almost all of them come to visit the temple fair.Some even ran around looking for friends, and there was no wedding in their eyes, only socializing.Although everyone lived in the same city, they often didn't see each other for two, three, four or five years, so they had to use the wedding hall as a restaurant and teahouse.So, twittering, people's voices boiling, some people make an appointment to play eight rounds of mahjong after the ceremony, and some people make an appointment to meet again on another day. more usual.The witness was full of business on the stage, and his voice was so hoarse that no one in the world could hear it, not even himself.The introducer is usually pulled out on the dry land, temporarily pulled out, does not know the bride's surname, and does not know the sanctity of his work, occasionally play a role of jokes, and bring out the bridal chamber, in front of family members. He was full of obscenity and obscenity to such an extent that even the editor of the American "Playboy" had to report the case to the police station.Old, ugly and clowns bump into each other and squeeze each other, saying that it is a vegetable market, and it is considered a good place, but it is a place where relatives and friends are ashamed and God sheds tears.

For the second program, please visit the funeral. Death is a major event in life than marriage. A person may marry many times, but he can only die once. That is the end of life, the end of eternity.Abandoning the achievements of his life's hard work and his beloved relatives, let go.The funeral parlor is the last stop of his journey, and after this stop, he will stay in the center of the tomb forever.The atmosphere of the funeral is not only solemn, but also infinitely sad.The ancients "joyed the hanger" just because "yue" was a proper funeral ceremony, not because he was happy that he died well or wonderfully.However, in the funerals that are popular now, there is often a phenomenon that as soon as the mourner enters the door, he first bows in front of the spirit, and the family members kneel and kowtow beside the spirit, and cry when they are grieving, especially the orphans Widow, crying is even more heartbreaking.However, as soon as the hanger turned around, the crying of the family members hadn't stopped, so he jumped to another hanger with a stride, and said with great joy: "Oh, Mr. Bo, it's been a long time. You look like a rich man with dough. Forget about old friends." The husband was also overjoyed and said, "I'm looking for you, but I've always been confused by some fucking red and white posts, let's go, let's find a place to set up a dragon gate array." Walk to the door, face to face Another thing came, and the two cold-blooded animals immediately pouted their buttocks and said: "My lord minister, your old man is well." The minister nodded and smiled, and shook hands and walked in. The audience has already rushed in, and the auditorium has become a social club.In fact, even if there is no such event, the funeral ceremony is a replica of the wedding ceremony, and the diners seldom mourn with sadness, and almost all come to the temple fair.So, the footage of the wedding hall was replayed in the funeral parlor: twittering, buzzing voices, some made an appointment to play eight rounds of mahjong after the ceremony, and some made an appointment to reunite on another day. Feeling old, it is more common to scold Zhang San Li Si Wang Er Mazi.The orphans and widows wept bitterly at the Lingpan, and no one in the world could hear them, not even themselves.In fact, since the funeral parlor has become a social place, it is natural to call friends.And when you call your friends, you will naturally meet your old friends in a foreign land, and you will naturally smile.The foreigners tried to criticize the Chinese for their numbness and indifference, and when they became angry from embarrassment, they had no choice but to pant.Alas, the place of funeral parlors, the place where orphans and widows are sad, and the place where God is sad.

The third program, please visit the restaurant. Restaurants are the place where Chinese etiquette flourishes the most. It can also be said that the essence of all etiquette is concentrated in the "battle of World War II" in restaurants.The first battle is the "battle of avoidance", the guy who is qualified to be the chief -- he is the host and the guest, and most of them belong to the generation of respect and wealth.It was as if the chief was ambushing a poisonous snake, and the fellow swore he would not sit on it, so all kinds of people, including the master, gathered together to push it, dragged it together, and yelled at it loudly.The guy was foaming at the mouth and refused to obey.Some people have sharp eyesight and quick hands, and they even come up with a "sit down first to be strong", sit down on their buttocks, and shout, "This is the chief." Some people have to sit on it after being defeated.Wait until the chief seat is firmly seated, and the second seat will be three and four seats. For each seat, there will be loud noises, and the noise will last for ten minutes or tens of minutes before the dust settles.During the banquet, you toast and I toast the food, and it's another scuffle, which can exhaust people to death, not to mention that.It shows that the end of the song, the second battle breaks out, that is the "Battle of Avoiding the Door", everyone crowds at the door like penguins, as if beyond the threshold, there is an unfathomable trap, as long as you take a step, you will be defeated. Fall down to feed the wolf.So, you refused to leave, and he also refused to leave. The guy in the chief seat made up his mind this time, even if he was dismembered, he would not move forward.Another burst of shouts shook the sky, and the guy was finally struggling and was blasted out. The old and perverted person couldn't stand upright, and he might even be blasted to the ground.

The above are just the big ones, as for the other kinds, they are all shocking.For example, if you go to a department store to buy a shirt, you will be the first to stand in line at the bus stop. Woohoo, whether a country is a state of etiquette or righteousness can be seen at a glance in the queue.The queues at bus stops in China are different from those of foreign barbarians to this day. Foreign barbarians line up in a single line, and only Chinese compatriots squeeze into a big pile.Before the car came to a stop, the crowd immediately swarmed up, causing adults to jump and children to scream.If your Excellency thinks that this place is really a land of propriety and righteousness, and abides by the rules, I am afraid that not only will you not be able to get in the car for the rest of your life, but you will also be called an idiot.If you are so angry that you don't take the car anymore, but walk instead of the car, then, when you are beating around the bush, try asking for directions?It was hard to find a department store, and the female clerks were sharper than the next. You wanted to buy a 16-inch neckline, but they had the ability to sell you a 13-inch neckline.If you are so brave and go to return the goods the next day, your piercing eyes will immediately turn into blue-faced fangs, and if you can escape alive, you will be considered lucky in your life.

Husband, too many Chinese people have barbs all over their bodies, and their stomachs are full of hatred and hostility.Patriots like to claim that China is a land of propriety and righteousness. I think it is only based on the homework on paper, but ancient books say that China is indeed a land of propriety and righteousness.But in terms of behavior, our etiquette has stagnated or regressed in a barbaric stage.If you can't practice etiquette and righteousness, you can write another 30 million books and 30 million articles, and the barren land will still be barbaric.