Chapter 7 December

Come December, the air cools and cools.I think I will wear a thicker sweater, thicker and thicker so as not to catch a cold. 1 If time goes back two years. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I don't think I would have attended this damned high school if I had gone back two years.I will choose any technical secondary school, any major, and live my life casually, and I will never look back.I will squander my life to the point of being almost presumptuous, and I will be ready to "elective courses must be skipped, and compulsory courses must be skipped".I will write very thick manuscripts and hand them over to editors I am familiar with.I'm going to keep doing my radio show and try to make it known to the world.I will learn to play the piano to make the ten fingers full of spirituality, instead of twisting my hands from various unimaginable angles to use the left-hand rule and the right-hand rule like now.

But Einstein said: the first sentence above is wrong, so the whole hypothesis fails. Hateful Mr Love. But he's cute compared to Newton.Almost the entire high school has been running around Mr. Niu, so naturally his attractiveness is extraordinary.And the force of gravity tells me that the greater the mass, the greater the gravitational force.So I know: Newton is a big fat man. But fortunately, I haven't failed in physics to the point of being a mess, and I won't die too badly during the exam.Xiao A and I once discussed the phrase "death is ugly".I said that should be the greatest tragedy in life.Little A said that even if she was ashamed of the moon when she was alive, but her face was hideous and bruised when she died, I am afraid that even her lover would not be sad but disgusted after seeing it.I asked him: What if he was ugly before his death?Little A said: Then bury it as soon as possible, and don't torture everyone.

So I often tell myself that I must die gracefully.My idea is that I am sitting on a rocking chair and rocking slowly in the clear sunlight of the courtyard, preferably holding a book or something in my hand.When people find out that I am over, I will look down at the common people with a transparent attitude in the sky. What a great idea!I told Little A about it, and Little A said I eat too much. 2 I think I'm a genius.I'm such a genius, it would be a joke if I wasn't a genius. But I made a mistake on a question called "a question that everyone can do" by the math teacher. The only conclusion is: I am not a human being.I'm not human so what am I?When I asked this question, the physics teacher was saying that the motion that is not flat throwing but similar to flat throwing is called quasi-flat throwing.So Xiaojiezi answered me: humanoid.

Humanoid?It's quite tiring. I feel tired out to a certain level.Every day I have to memorize fifty words, do fifty logical inscriptions, and write a time-limited composition of five hundred words. At the same time, I watch five thousand energetic people raise their confident faces on campus to set off my lack of self-confidence.I often forget the time so I am often late and get scolded badly by the teacher.I often make mistakes such as two plus three equals six, which makes my grades fluctuate.Because I was too thin, I got an astonishing score of 7 minutes and 8 seconds in the 1,500-meter test.

Little A said it well, the sky is used for wind and rain, the earth is used for growing flowers and grass, and I am used to tell the world that one person can be so unlucky. I was really unlucky. A boy with a conservative estimate of 75 kilograms can actually ride the bicycle over my instep without any mistakes, and then walk away without saying sorry.I figured I'd have to say I'm sorry to the next guy who hit me with a bike to prick his conscience.Sure enough, I was hit by a car again, so I said: I'm sorry.Then I waited for him to blush and wait for him to apologize.As a result, he said "it's okay" without looking back, and then walked away again.

I think I'm a genius.I'm a hapless genius, and it would be a joke if I wasn't a hapless genius. 3 Immature people die heroically for a great cause, and mature people live humblely for a great cause. In fact, it is the same to replace the "career" in the above sentence with "love". Xiaojiezi said let me die and let love stay.I said let love die, I want to live humblely. Xiaojiezi is having a love marathon with a girl, but she has not confirmed the relationship until now.But he never tires of it.He said that the best apples are the ones that cannot be picked, so he would run to the entrance of the corridor every night after the evening self-study to "stand like a stone looking at his wife in the wind".

Xiaojiezi always said that I didn't pursue him, but someone must pursue him.I always think that there will be no beautiful women in No. 2 Middle School.Xiaojiezi once took me to see a so-called beauty in his mouth, but when I came back, everyone thought it was a beauty. 4 On December 13th, I swore to the sky that if I didn't receive the manuscript fee tomorrow, I would die.On December 14th, three remittance slips were lying in my mailbox with a low eyebrow.So I ran to the street for crazy shopping, and finally there was only one coin left in my pocket. I used it to call Little A, and I told him that I spent all the money I earned from writing for three weeks within three hours.

There's a bloody thrill to spending all of your hard-earned money all at once. I don't tell lies. 5 After a week of night driving, an entire problem set, and an entire 200g bottle of Nescafé and the math still wasn't getting any better, I proudly announced that I had turned my back on math.It can do whatever it likes, that's how I am anyway.But after I turned my face on it, I got a very high score in math immediately.Really high, not far from full marks. I still remember clearly when I went to the podium to get the test paper that day.A thick stack of test papers, the top one has the highest score, and the lower the score, the lower the score.I habitually flipped through the middle and looked back, only to find that there were only a few test papers left, but none of them saw me.So I think this is the revenge of mathematics on me.I was praying that I would not be the last. I must not be the last.Sure enough, the last one is not mine.The question is where are my test papers?Just when I was wondering, I saw my name appearing openly on the top test paper.

It turns out that mathematics is a bullying guy. The joy brought by mathematics continued until the moment of the 100-meter sprint test in the afternoon.Because at that moment I twisted my foot.When there was a huge pain in my ankle, I heard a clear "click" sound in my ears.So I was so frightened that I lost my mind and thought: It must be broken if it is broken.As a result, when I sat down on the side of the track, I found that a child on the side of the playground had broken the branches and made a "squeaky" sound. I sat on the edge of the runway and couldn't move. I looked so stupid.I think I'm still doomed to be unlucky.At this time, the teacher announced that he would try a 3,000-meter long-distance race the day after tomorrow.I almost vomited blood after hearing that.But the teacher immediately turned around and said to me: Of course you don't have to run.

I was suddenly happy again.I watched my beloved horse run away like Sai Weng, and it actually dragged its daughter and ran back a few months after it ran away. I guess I'm a lucky genius.I'm such a lucky genius, it would be a joke if I wasn't a lucky genius. 6 The teachers at the school are too much, and Christmas Eve is actually used for exams.When I was sitting in the classroom doing English test papers, I was wondering if someone at home would remember to move the Christmas tree I had worked so hard to put to the gate.I wonder if my dear mom and dad will forget to buy me a present.I was thinking about how Santa Claus climbed in without a chimney in our house, and how he could hang his beloved toys at the end of my bed.I was thinking maybe Santa could crawl in through the air conditioner vent.I'm wondering if it's very cold today and the clouds are thick. Will this warm city in the south snow for the first time, so I don't have to use spray snowflakes to create atmosphere everywhere.I was wondering if there would be steaming roast goose in the restaurant downstairs of my house, and if there would be a little girl freezing to death after wiping three matches outside the glass window.

I wrote everything I thought of into the English composition, and then the teacher gave me a perfect score. On the way home, I saw the words "Merry Christmas" all over the street, thousands of children running wildly on the street, and every driver smiled and slowed down.The children are all dressed thickly, like fat snowmen. Downstairs in my house I saw a man clumsily hanging cherubs on a Christmas tree.When he was done I found he had tied the rope around the cherub's neck.It was obvious: the cherub was hanged.I really wanted to go over and save the little angel, but in the end I still didn't act. Because I want to go home quickly and quickly. I slept soundly on Christmas Eve because I was sure Santa Claus would crawl in through the air-conditioning vent.I even opened a window just in case. I woke up in the morning to find a large box at the end of my bed, beautifully packaged.So I took it over and took it apart, wondering if it would be the one thousand yuan jigsaw puzzle I had longed for?As a result, when the box was opened, three question banks that were thick enough to kill people fell out shockingly. I was mad all morning about this.I sat alone at the gate of Jiuding Department Store all morning and ate three buckets of ice cream weighing 1.5 kilograms.After eating, my mood will be better. When I get up and pat my butt, tomorrow is another day.Who said: drown pain in food. When I got home, I saw the inline skates my mother bought me sitting quietly next to my old skateboard. 7 On December 31st, as December was drawing to a close, I finally caught a cold.It's not a good feeling to use three rolls of toilet paper in a day.So I thought: next year, tomorrow, I will wear a thicker sweater, thicker and thicker, so as not to catch a cold.