Chapter 4 Section 3 is not a thing

one When I was young, there were often such dialogues in the novels I wrote. —You are nothing at all. —I am not a thing at all, I am a person. After writing it, I still feel very proud, and feel that the dialogue is wonderful. Now that I am no longer young, I suddenly find that being a "thing" is sometimes much more fun than being a person. This feeling is actually not the first one I discovered. The great poet Da Mingshi in the late Qing Dynasty once wrote a doggerel for Liu Xikui, a famous actress in Fengmo Capital at that time, and there is even a famous line in it: "I would like to turn into toilet paper, I hope Xi Kui often gets involved, I would like to turn into a triangle..."

Celebrities are not here now, if I also write such a famous sentence, what do you think? two But I wrote about a man named Liu Changjie, who was a famous arrester. People asked him why he called it "Long Street". He said, how fun it is to be able to make a long street. There are all kinds of people on the long street, including big girls, middle-aged girls, young girls, old ladies, children, singers, strollers, jugglers, sugar sellers, husbands chasing their wives and beating their wives, etc. Molesting women from good families, seducing boys from good families, and so on. If you are a long street, see so many people tossing on you, do you think it is fun?

three So now someone says to me: --You are a good person. I would immediately deny it. ——You are wrong, I am not a person, I am a thing.