Chapter 14 April Fool's Day Trip

Tomorrow is April Fool's Day, and Jiang Yun has already committed a crime in advance.There are also a few little villains who come to fool me, and I can't help but think of Yu Deli's lines in "The Story of the Editorial Department": "When I was digging out the bad, you were still peeing and playing with mud!" More than 20 years ago when I was an undergraduate At that time, on April Fool's Day, someone put up a poster in Triangle, saying that Liu Xiaoqing would come to give a report at night.As a result, the auditorium of the office building was packed before the sun set.A leader said that today is April Fool's Day, don't be fooled, everyone go back.But everyone shouted: "Bastard, we will never be fooled by you!" They persisted until the news broadcast.The next day they all said: This April Fool's Day was really enjoyable and unforgettable for a lifetime.Another April Fool's Day morning, when we just woke up in our dormitory, a middle-aged man came in and asked, "Do you sell it here?" Lao Pi said, "How can we have it here? What else do we want." The man Said: "I really want to buy it, please take it out." I turned over on the upper bunk and found that the person looked familiar, as if I had seen him in the office building, so I said: "Today is April Fool's Day, maybe someone else spread the rumor Right?" The man was taken aback for a moment, then turned his face and said: "I tell you, no matter whether it is true or not, you are not allowed to spread pornography." Lao Pi asked: "What do you do?" The man said solemnly: "I It belongs to the party committee." After speaking, he turned around and left...

Senior Veterinarian----Kong Qingdong 2005-10-27 16:19:22 Kong Qingdong, male, born in December 1961, a member of the Communist Party of China, joined the work in July 1982, and is now the head of the Wendeng Mishan Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Workstation, a senior veterinarian. He has been engaged in veterinary clinical treatment and technology promotion for 23 years, and has accumulated rich clinical experience. experience. He graduated from Shandong Animal Husbandry and Veterinary School in 1982, and graduated from Laiyang Agricultural College in 1997, majoring in Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Medicine.Participated in the research "Wendeng City 150,000 mu winter slack field planting grass to raise dairy livestock supporting technology harvest plan project" won the first prize of the Provincial Department of Agriculture Harvest Award; wrote more than 20 papers with high academic value; in 2004 was rated as excellent in Weihai City Township animal husbandry and veterinary technicians.He is currently a member of the Clinical Medicine Professional Committee of Shandong Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Medicine Association.

Contact number: 873106313963132913 I don't know if the text above is true or not.In my opinion, there is no need to celebrate April Fool's Day.In today's world, is there any day that is not April Fool's Day? It is true that I will go on a business trip tomorrow morning, as evidenced by my physical body.The world is full of fragrance in April, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple begin to bloom.If you want to look forward to the arrival of the Red Army, the spring breeze will blow for another week.Go back, don't send it away.