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Lectures from the Three Famous Schools

Lectures from the Three Famous Schools

李敖

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Chapter 1 Lectures of Tsinghua University

Li Ao: I was hugged by a beautiful woman just now, and I feel hot all over, can I take off my coat?You can also take off your clothes, because this room seems to be a little hot, don't be polite, don't take offense. Chairman Mao Zedong said that the Revolution of 1911 was not completed, but after I arrived at your school, I found that it was not completed. Isn’t this the Qing Empire?The Qing Empire is in Tsinghua, which sounds a bit political. I have heard a saying in mainland China that it is called the Great Northern Wilderness of the Qing Empire.Just now I have been instructed not to ridicule Peking University, so today although I am in Tsinghua University, I decided to let Peking University go.

Ladies and gentlemen, just three years and seven months ago, President Bush of the US imperialism stood here and told you a lie. Have you read Bush's speech?He said that Tsinghua University was established with the support of the United States, which is equivalent to a donation from the United States.He said that Tsinghua University was established through the sponsorship of my country (the United States), and President Bush told a lie. Think about it, there was a group of patriotic Chinese back then, but they caused disaster for our country. They were the Boxers, and they made trouble for the Eight-Nation Alliance. Today, only one of the Eight-Nation Alliance is gone, and the other seven countries are still there. That nasty little Japan was there. After the Eight-Power Allied Forces, the Chinese were asked to lose money, and the Chinese couldn't afford it.Let’s take the Sino-Japanese War as an example. The Chinese compensated the Japanese for two years’ total national income, equivalent to Japan’s three-year national total income. Very good education, the Chinese have no money for education.When the Eight-Power Allied Forces wanted to lose money, the United States also offered a price, saying that I am very polite, and you can just pay my military expenses. After the bill was issued, it was discovered by a smart Chinese. This person is called Liang Cheng. At that time, the minister in the United States was equivalent to an ambassador.He calculated the military expenditure carefully, and found that the Americans had overcalculated by two and a half times. Liang Cheng wisely discussed with the US Secretary of State John Hay, since you said you were going to pay for the military expenditure, how could you report so much? Two and a half times, the Americans love both lining and face, which makes the Secretary of State very embarrassed, what should I do?The clever Chinese ambassador Liang Cheng said, is it okay to donate the money?How about running a university?Later, the Americans agreed, and this is today's Tsinghua University.So the source of Tsinghua University’s money is because the Americans deliberately took the money, and we were caught by us and we recovered it. Today, the US President George W. Bush, who is stupefied, stupid, fierce and hateful, actually said that they gave us the university. Of course , I want to tear up his speech, do you think I did the right thing?

We in China have always felt that there were foreigners in the past, why did we build the Great Wall?The building of the Great Wall is to keep out foreigners, barbarians, and every generation. Now the Great Wall is not the Great Wall of Qin Shihuang, nor is it the Great Wall that Meng Jiangnu cried down. It is a new city built on the basis of an old one.But we thought that after a long time, we found out that these people were separated, and when we fought with the British in 1840 and 1842, we realized that they were real foreigners. They are all from our own country. Only after the British came out did we know what a real foreigner is.At that time, we had a national hero named Lin Zexu. After the Opium War, Lin Zexu was convicted and sent to Xinjiang. On the way, Lin Zexu wrote a secret letter to his good friend, saying, "War with the British, Guan Gong Yue Fei They are all helpless when they come out, they have nothing to do, why?He said that we couldn't see the enemy, and the enemy hit us, why?They have cannons, we can't beat them.He said, but this letter I wrote to you about the truth cannot be published. After it was published, everyone said that I, Lin Zexu, was not patriotic. Once the truth came out, it would affect my entire reputation. So this matter is in our Beijing dialect. To "squeak" (sound) it down, you can't talk about it.Why does this phenomenon happen?Because we really found that foreigners came, we really couldn't beat him, and China was beaten all the way at this time.China faces two problems, that is, how to avoid being beaten and starving, and how to avoid being beaten?After so many years, Hong Kong finally took back, and now no one dares to attack us in China. I am here to tell you openly that only one party can achieve this phenomenon, and that is the Chinese Communist Party.

Everyone thinks that I like to scold people, but I don't know that I also like to praise people. What belongs to whom belongs to whom. I must say that the conclusion just now is correct.Someone just said that you said this in Beijing, everyone forgot that I also said this in Taipei, a part of China, and told everyone that the credit is due to the Communist Party.We have indeed become rich and strong. When we were poor, the Japanese ridiculed our Foreign Minister Chen Yi, saying that you Chinese are so poor that you don’t even have any pants, and you still want to build atomic bombs. The angry Foreign Minister Chen Yi said, we are naked. Butt, no pants to wear but also to build an atomic bomb, I think this momentum is very remarkable.But when it comes to not wearing it, is it true or false?Is it true, do you want to blame the Communist Party?Let's do the math.

Do you remember the poem of the Tang Dynasty, the soldiers came to catch the soldiers, the strong man ran away, the old man ran away, the three sons were also taken away, and the old lady was left at home. She told the officers who arrested the soldiers, There is no one in my house, and "there is no one indoors" , only the nursing grandson and the mother of the nursing grandson are still there, so I can't see you, why?Because there is no trousers to wear, no skirts to wear, "There is no one in the room, only grandchildren with breasts. There are grandmas who have not gone, and there are no skirts to go in and out." Everyone, Chinese people have no trousers since the Tang Dynasty, called the Communist Party It is a bit far away to take responsibility until the Tang Dynasty.

I read a report 30 years ago. A group of people went to Gansu to investigate agriculture. Everyone was thirsty and went to the farmhouse to ask for water. After entering the farmhouse, the farmer entertained him very politely. There was a quilt, and people were moving under the quilt. They were curious, so they asked the farmer, is anyone sleeping?The farmer said that he didn't sleep, so why did he say he didn't sleep and covered himself with a quilt?The farmer said, to tell you the truth, she is my daughter and you are guests, she cannot come out, she has no pants to wear.I have heard everywhere about the lack of trousers. I have a good friend Li Qinghua in Taiwan. His father is Li Huan. A pair of trousers. When the farmer came out, the family members were naked at home. The farmer’s wife came out with trousers for her to wear, and the farmer was naked at home.Our China is so poor, this account cannot be counted on the Communist Party.

But we have to say that since 1949, when there are accounts, we have to tell the Communist Party whether the Communist Party is responsible, but what kind of stalls did the Communist Party accept in 1949?It was the Kuomintang, and the Kuomintang took everything it could take away to Taiwan.I took away 500 books, and the Kuomintang took away the gold in the national treasury of China, 920,000 taels of gold. The gold at that time was 300 million U.S. dollars, which is nothing now, but it was the money of the whole of China at that time. The money was taken away, and everything that could be taken away was taken away.

You have seen Shakespeare’s play, the emperor said a word when he was about to run at the end, he said a horse, a horse, and my entire royal power is exchanged for a horse, because only one horse can save him Fate, when the Kuomintang finally ran away, it took away everything that could be taken away, and what was left to mainland China was poor and empty. down There are 3 million bad elements making trouble, and bandits and national special agents stayed in the mainland, which caused tension in the Communist Party. We were poor and had to solve these public security problems. We grew up in this situation. Do you know today? A prosperous age that China has not had since the Han and Tang Dynasties.

When I was in middle school, I wrote an article criticizing a professor of history. He wrote a letter later, and he replied to me very modestly. You don’t know this professor, but he left an interesting record for mainland China and Peking University, which is " The three characters "Unnamed Lake" are his name, and this person is called Qian Mu.One of the words he often said is "this has never happened since the Han and Tang dynasties". He hoped that this situation would happen, something that had never happened since the Han and Tang dynasties. Everyone should know, how much did we pay for such a small achievement?Not only did tens of millions of people fall to the ground, but also what a price we paid for our ignorance.When the Opium War started in 1840, a famous Chinese thinker died. His name was Yu Zhenjie. He spoke for the inhumane treatment of Chinese women.

He wrote an article about what foreigners look like. He said that the physical structure of foreigners is different from that of us Chinese. He said that Chinese people have seven orifices in their hearts, while foreign devils only have four. There are only six lungs, and the foreign devils have only four. We Chinese have two testicles, and the foreign devils have four. So, think about it, everyone. At the beginning of the Opium War, China's top thinkers had such a pitiful and weak understanding of foreigners, so when we really started fighting, we couldn't fight it, so we tried our best to fight it. There are many ways to deal with foreign devils and them, but all we get is defeat, humiliation and humiliation.

Later, 1949 finally arrived. The People’s Republic of China was established. Poverty was our biggest threat. It was a joke at that time. When Soviet relations were good, there was a joke that satirized Mao Zedong and the Soviet ruler Khrushchev and said, "Old He, give us food!" We are poor and have no food, so give us bread. Khrushchev called back to Mao Zedong and said, Comrade Mao, there is no food, so you have to tighten your belts.Chairman Mao's second telegram to Khrushchev said, please bring it to the waistband of your trousers. Everyone said that my applause was not as much as that of Lien Chan, because I gave such a wonderful speech that you all had no time to applaud. I have given speeches many times, but I am most afraid of this kind of lecture. Why?Do you know?Because it is a semicircle, politely we have to take care of everyone, head from left to right, right to left, we feel like an electric fan. Report to Boss Liu, is it safe so far? !There are rumors outside that my relationship with Fenghuangtai is over. Let me tell you, nonsense!I have been in love with Phoenix for a long time.isn't it? (Applause) But let me tell you, I came to Tsinghua University today, and I finally came.Why did it "finally" come?I used to play tricks and don't want to come.The reason is that I think some of my remarks may not be forgiven by some people for a while, which will affect Phoenix TV.So, I once wanted to retreat, and Tsinghua canceled this speech.Later, the boss Liu Changle, the deputy boss Wang Jiyan, and my mysterious buddy persuaded me and showed me righteousness, so I came again. At that time, Mr. Hu Shi was in Peking University. At that time, there were students from the Communist Party and the Kuomintang in Peking University. At that time, they quarreled in the auditorium about one matter.When Mr. Hu appeared in the auditorium, the Communist Party members started to say, traitor!Pointing at Hu Shi and scolding.Mr. Hu is an educator, and he said calmly and earnestly that there are no traitors in this house. ... Today on the land of our motherland, there is no one who does not love China, and no one wants to make trouble for you, make trouble with you, make random reactionary remarks, and affect the morale of the people.But some people say that there is something wrong with your speech. This is what Comrade Deng Xiaoping said. Some comrades need to gradually change their thinking. I am willing to wait!But everyone, don't forget that I am over 70 years old, and I have been waiting for a long time. I hope everyone will change it sooner. Ladies and gentlemen, I told you today that everyone thought I was a liberal. When you came to Beijing, you used to scold the Kuomintang, the DPP, the old Americans, and the Japanese. When you came to Beijing, how dare you? Scold the Communist Party?I will ask myself, do I dare to scold the Communist Party?Should I scold the Communist Party? Let me tell you that if there is something to criticize, I will criticize it. You will find that not only did I not criticize the Communist Party, but I have now given up my own thing, which is liberalism.Everyone thinks it is too strange. You Li Ao said that you are a liberal, and my friends all say that I, Li Ao, are a liberal. Why did you give up the liberal today? Let me tell you, I don’t talk about academic theory with you, but about academic theory: the works on liberalism in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries are also full of books in the common saying. I don't talk about academic theory, now I only talk about two parts, and I didn't go into details about Peking University. The first one is that liberalism is "returning to oneself". I can open my mind and not be trapped by those thoughts. I can be free. This is a kind of reform and opening up to myself. With this ability, this is a liberal and responsible for myself. The other half is the relationship with the government. What is the most interesting relationship with the government?From the 17th century to the 18th century to the 20th century, what kind of freedom was fought for by liberalism? Those things are all illusory, and there is no clear appearance. Let me tell you that freedom is the same as love and must be listed. Do you remember the British poetess Browning who said in an ancient poem, "How I love you, let me count them out one by one." I love your eyes, love you Nose, love your ears.Like the Indian poet Rabindranath Tagore, he likes pockmarks on women's faces.Dostoevsky loved women's toes.100 years after Pushkin's death, people found his diary and found that her favorite place was a woman.Everyone's love is enumerated, and freedom is enumerated. In the past, we made a mistake in translating it into the Declaration of Human Rights, which is wrong. The BILLs mean the list. I will tell everyone that a friend described me, saying that Li Ao is really a friend, he is a friend to everyone, and he will never betray a friend first. Love has to be made a list. When liberalism is made a list, everyone should pay attention that the ideals of liberalism are meaningless.We have to follow the list to ask the government for our freedom. That’s enough. After it is given to us, all liberalism will be fully implemented and fulfilled. Where is the list?The list is in the first chapter of the "Compendium of Laws of the People's Republic of China", which is the Constitution of the People's Republic of China. The constitution lists it for us, which is more than any country in the world. Let me insert a sentence for everyone to see. When I was a political prisoner, we could go out for a walk (release) every day. Each time it was only 10 minutes.One day I met a 17-year-old political prisoner looking around there. I asked what crime you were charged with. He said he was a political prisoner. I asked how he got in. He said he formed a party, and he said I was in the civics textbook in the school. There is a section on it that introduces the Constitution of the Republic of China. Article 14 says that the people have the freedom of assembly and association. He said that I thought it was true, so I formed a party, and I was arrested. Later, the kid died and soon became his girlfriend. He thought it was true after committing suicide, so he formed a party. Attention everyone, what is listed in the "Constitution of the People's Republic of China", listed one by one, is the most complete publication in the world, freedom of speech, freedom to strike, everything is listed, I don't think he is False, as long as we are serious he is true. Franklin in the United States, do you know that his life was exactly divided into two parts, the first half of his life was doing business, running newspapers, and flying kites (making lightning rods); the second half of his life was revolution.Franklin is the strangest person, the American poet Vice Rust said, he said that I dare not be a radical when I was young, for fear that I would become a conservative when I was old.As a result, Franklin was just the opposite. The older he got, the more radical he became. In the end, Franklin became the American Revolutionary Party, and Franklin’s son became the Conservative Party. Frank said a very moving sentence, he said, where there is freedom, there is my motherland.Let me tell you that Franklin was wrong. This sentence will be rewritten by me, Li Ao. How should I put it, this is my country, and I want to make it free. [applause] Don't think it's all fake, it's true when we work hard; don't think they're lying to us, when we're serious, they're not liars. So I say to everyone, everyone should have confidence and build our confidence at the best time.The so-called best time means that everyone has pants to wear today, that is this time. Don't laugh, everyone, Chen Yi said, when there were no trousers to wear and the atomic bomb was launched, we had a population of 1 billion in China at that time, and each of the 1 billion people was given a pair of socks to wear, what was the result?A pair of socks is only 1 U.S. dollar, and 1 billion people wear socks, and it costs 1 billion U.S. dollars, and 1 billion U.S. dollars can build two nuclear submarines, so that our country can strengthen its military and stand up, and foreign devils dare not attack us.But we all have to go barefoot, think about it, we paid the price. The views of the people and political leaders are sometimes different from those of national leaders. The Secretary of State in the era of President Lincoln of the United States heard that Alaska, which belonged to Russia at that time, was going to be sold. How much would it cost?It was sold for 7.2 million US dollars, which is equivalent to 2 cents per acre of land, and he bought it with his money.People all over the country scolded him, saying you bastard, why did you buy that icy and snowy place?With so much money, the Secretary of State was scolded all over his head.But he said a word, he said that if I buy it now, maybe many years later, our descendants will benefit from buying this land. What is this benefit?we do not know.This statement is confirmed today, in the 20th century when missiles flew around.If today's Alaska is in the hands of the Soviets, the Soviet Union does not need to manufacture long-range missiles, and short and medium-range missiles can reach the United States. Therefore, the vision of politicians is inconsistent with that of the masses and ordinary people.The common people don't understand, the common people complain, and the common people are angry.In the past, when the Great Lakes fled to the Great Lakes, many people swam from Guangzhou to Hong Kong. There is a tragic story about a young man and woman swimming together towards Hong Kong. Halfway through the swim, the boyfriend drowned. The girl grabbed his boyfriend’s body and continued to swim forward. She said that if we die, we will die in freedom. place.There is such a story that has been hyped up by outsiders. We calmly think that as a young couple living in a remote village, they can live a better life and wear a pair of socks for their future. It is forgivable for them to run away. , It's human nature, we can't say you are not patriotic, and use three words to erase everything about him.But we now know that when we feel that we are not running outside, freedom is not outside, freedom is in front of us, and freedom will be realized through our efforts, why should we run?Think about it, everyone. Let me tell you, when I went to Tsinghua University today, I saw a real Tsinghua University, do you know?There is also a Tsinghua University in Taiwan. The changes in the human world are too subtle. The president of that school is the last president of Tsinghua University, Mr. Mei Yiqi. The fake president of Tsinghua University in Taiwan is real, and the money is real. What money? Use Gengzi compensation to pay the Americans back our money.Today, our Tsinghua University has raised its head. We don’t want the old American money, and we don’t want the money that the Chinese people lost in the past. However, Taiwan is still taking this money, although the amount is getting smaller and smaller. Everyone thinks it is very interesting. I am 70 years old, and I can see such an interesting phenomenon with my old eyes. I can see the real Tsinghua from the fake Tsinghua. There are real parts in the fake Tsinghua. Is there a fake part in the real Tsinghua? . Let me tell you, young people today have a problem, and I have to point it out to spoil your fun.When Tsinghua University was founded, there was a semi-secret agreement with the United States, 80% of the students in this school should be taught science, agriculture, and engineering, and the other 20% %Study law and politics, there is nothing to read Chinese, don't do this, we are these things, and we are training talents for China to make the country rich and strong.Therefore, the foundation of Tsinghua University itself is a very pragmatic school. Today, if you can enter Tsinghua University, you will grow up, and the question of growing up will arise. No one else cares whether you want to be a "self-proclaimed man", but only me. What is the standard for self-proclaimed man?If I have enough money to study for a Ph. D., or live in a foreign country, and take care of my own life, this is called being self-sufficient.Let me tell you, this concept itself is wrong, and the root lies here. You can complain, dissatisfy, and curse at China, but let me tell you, the root lies here. You will say that my thinking is a bit old-fashioned. I admit that my attitude towards your early alumni of Tsinghua University is Hu Shi. You know that I am an old-fashioned person. Hu Shi gave me 1,000 yuan very early. Peking University donated 1.5 million Taiwan dollars, which is equivalent to 350,000 RMB. I am here to repay this kindness and tell everyone that there is love and righteousness in the world, but the world also spares money and righteousness. My explanation is that money can only be used to do good things, only sympathy You can't. When helping the comfort women, I sold all the characters Hu Shi gave me for charity.Sold 1 million Taiwan dollars to comfort women.Because the Japanese want to enter the United Nations.In World War II, in China, in North Korea, in Korea, in Taiwan, in the Philippines, girls walking on the street at the age of 17 or 18 were caught and ran away, and they were put in the barracks to be your sex slaves, not only gang rape , pregnant, tied her to the door panel for gynecological surgery, without anesthesia, this is how the Japanese treat us.Later, in order to deal with the United Nations, the Japanese said that we reconciled this matter. This is the whole world sending 500,000 NT dollars to each comfort woman, which is equivalent to tens of thousands of RMB. At that time, there were still 54 old ladies left in Taiwan. Some can't see, some can't walk, and they are covered with sexually transmitted diseases, and no one cares about them.The comfort women's group told them that the money should not be taken, and the Japanese said they would forgive them, the 500,000 cash was too important to them, but they said they could not take this money, for the sake of national dignity and personal honor. money.I don’t want to take it, but I feel very sad, because they need this money now, I Li Ao really can’t see it, I stand up, I took out 100 collections, held a charity sale, we sold 1 million US dollars, and each person gave 500,000. The condition is that you can’t take 500,000 from the Japanese devils, you want 500,000 from me, and there is a rule that if you take the 500,000 from Japan, the 500,000 must be returned to me. In the end, the Japanese really did this, but I said No, you cannot ask for Japanese money.So the Japanese will not work, at least the dignity of our Chinese is preserved in Taiwan. Let me tell you, please pay attention, my trick is not high-profile, it is your moral persuasion of the comfort women not to take the money, it is not humane, the old ladies really want the money, there is a war between heaven and man in her heart, what can I do, That's my approach, and it's pragmatic.You only see me barking my teeth and scolding Zhang San and Li Si, but you don't see my pragmatic side, which is very important.Today's meaning is that everyone should be pragmatic and face today's China's problems and China's future. It means that China is the direction of our real efforts, the goal of our real efforts, and the goal of our true dedication. Don't believe the high-profile foreign devils. When China and the United States established diplomatic relations, the American President Cartel and Deng Xiaoping said that you have no freedom of entry and exit in China, and you have no freedom of movement in the constitution, and you are not allowed to leave the country.Deng Xiaoping said a word, I will give you as many people as you want, whether you want 10 million or not, the cartel dare not ask for 1 million, and also dare not ask for 100,000, and finally (Carter) diverted this question with other words.Why?You hypocrite, everyone in the U.S. Senate said that you Chinese are inhumane, and here comes the old problem again. I have a young couple. I have boys and girls, at least one boy and one girl. We must overcome difficulties, we must learn what we do not understand, we must learn economic work from all experts, and do not pretend to understand what we do not understand. Mao Zedong publicly said that he did not understand economics. He and Eddie Caslo said, He doesn't understand economics, he knows revolution.Deng Xiaoping also publicly criticized Mao Zedong, saying that he was a great Communist Party, but he did not know productivity.Today, understanding the economy is the most important thing for our country. Today I am very happy to see that our country is being pragmatic, and talents from Tsinghua University have emerged to lead this country and move towards a pragmatic road.Thank you everyone!
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