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Chapter 61 Can't outrun a bear, but outrun you(1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1942Words 2018-03-18
I have written more than one hundred books, and as I said, ninety-six of them were banned by the Kuomintang puppet government in Taiwan.Most people find that I am a good thinker and historian based on my works, but they often forget that I am a good writer.I must tell everyone that the person who says I am a writer is myself. I have written a very good novel called "Love Up the Mountain and Up the Mountain", and this is the book.This book was published in Taiwan, and there is still no official version in the mainland.As far as I know, there have been four kinds of pirated copies, some in a mess with many typos, and some not bad.In this book, it tells a personal story of mine, that is, when I was arrested by the public security agencies of the puppet government of the Kuomintang, they took me away in front of my girlfriend, and it really happened.And my girlfriend, Xiaolei, was a cute little girl at the time. This is a photo of her when she was in college.I traveled with her in Taiwan, and there was one more place to visit, where is it?cemetery.There is a famous cemetery in Taiwan called Yangmingshan Cemetery. We often visit the dead.So, we can see that this little girl is walking in the cemetery, and I took this picture of her.You see, this is her wandering around the cemetery.Why do you often go to the cemetery?Because I think that people should have a deeper understanding of the issue of life and death.So, I have this preference, and I often like to take my cute little girlfriend to visit the cemetery.

I once told everyone in Taiwan that for 14 years, the word "Li Ao" could not appear in Taiwan, whether it was radio, magazines, books, or newspapers, they were all banned.During this banning process, no one knew about me.What am I doing by myself?I am often doing some interesting research myself, that is, to study the problem of death.After the 14-year ban, the environment in Taiwan gradually became looser. Some schools (including universities) dared to invite me to give lectures.In the process of giving a speech, I often ask some questions on the spot, and let the audience answer me.I said, if you could choose your death, which way would you like to die?Everyone has different opinions.One man stood up and said he'd like to die like he took sleeping pills.I said, this is too unromantic, too ordinary.To die comfortably is to die happily.And this is comfortable, you should not know it.

I'll show you a cartoon, it's so interesting.Let’s look at this cartoon, the husband wants to murder his wife, so he will tie her to the railroad tracks, and when the train arrives, he will run over you to death.However, after the husband tied up his wife here, he prepared a TV for her to watch, a pillow for her to sleep on, and an umbrella for her, so that she would not be exposed to the sun.So, this lady said something very interesting, she said: I know you, you are sick—crazy, but I have to admit, you are very considerate, even if you let me die . I think that a comfortable and happy death is the best way to die, but this kind of death, the way of death in comics is intentional, I know you will run me over with a train, or kill myself by taking sleeping pills, Although I died quietly, I knew I was dying.I said, the best way to die is when you don't know it, you die at the happiest time.Some people play mahjong, and then they stop playing the card, and suddenly they get so excited that they die. Doesn’t that count?I think this counts, but it is not consistent enough.What is inconsistent?Your body and spirit don't match.For example, if you look at it now, you look happy, but it is not necessarily good for your health.I'm doing a show here, and it's not good for my health.What is the reason?That's why watching the movie.When you sit there while watching a movie, your whole body is still, but your spirit is very excited. You are very excited when you watch my program, and I am also very excited when I talk—an excited spirit and a static body are not good for your body.But watching movies and theaters is not good.What's going on?It means that the spirit and the body are excited at the same time, and there are movements at the same time.Therefore, the action of playing mahjong is too weak.Therefore, when I draw a card, I draw myself after I stop the card, and I am so happy when I make a draw. This is good mentally, but it is too quiet physically.

There is a situation, what kind of situation?Everyone look at one thing, this hairpin.In ancient times, not only women wore it on their heads, but also men occasionally wore it on their heads.This hairpin, a product of the Southern Song Dynasty, is to pin the hair up when it grows, and insert it with a golden hairpin.This hairpin, in addition to pinning the hair, in addition to being an ornament, also has a meaning in folklore.What's the point?To prevent men and women from making love, the man's horse is windy.What is "immediate wind"?You see, there was a man named Attila in history, and he was a great Hun.How amazing?He was the leader of the Huns who turned Europe upside down.This is also the picture that Attila survived, and this is a novel called "Attila's Man".This Attila the Hun, on his wedding night, slept with a girl who is now equivalent to a German, and died in the middle of the orgasm.This is called immediate wind.When the wind is about to hit, the girl’s first aid method is to prick him with the hairpin on the man, and prick the man to stimulate him and make him bleed, which can restore the man’s phenomenon.So this hairpin has such a legendary use.

This Attila died on his bride's body on his wedding night.You said, if a person dies in this way, besides being unfair to the bride or girlfriend or mistress, isn’t it very happy?You don't know that you are going to die, but when your spirit and body are most excited, when you are most consistent, you die.I told the students who listened to my speech that this is the best way to die in the life I yearn for.They heard it and thought it was an interesting statement.However, the next best thing is, is there a second way to die?I said yes, the way to die is that you and your lover die together, you die not alone, you die together with your beloved.

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