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Chapter 59 Skeleton hanging, showing backbone (2)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1081Words 2018-03-18
What do you mean by what you said?It has something to do with my surgery.Look at this man Lu Dongbin, the number one figure in Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, what is Lu Dongbin doing?Taoism.Let's talk about traditional culture today. In Taoism, there are techniques in the house, and things between men and women are very bitter things.Why?Because in Taoism, the first rule is not to ejaculate.why?To fix semen and not ejaculate, to nourish women like this, because the sperm doesn’t know where to go—it went to the brain, which is called returning essence to nourish the brain.According to the theory of Taoism, the ancient men's intercourse surgery is his job of tonic.Therefore, in the legend, Lu Dongbin had sex with a female monster, and Lu Dongbin did not ejaculate.This female monster wants to collect yang and nourish yin, so she hopes that he will ejaculate.He doesn't shoot.In the end, the goblin stretched out his hand, behind his back, pinching his nerves. As a result, Lu Dongbin's Yuan Yang vented, and he began to make up for the goblin.

Let me tell you that the consequence of prostate surgery is that you will never ejaculate.Where did all the spirits go?Sperm are ejaculated backwards.What's the meaning?Just go out with the urine, this is a situation.So, now I have naturally become a Lu Dongbin who must be a Taoist, and it has become like this.Why did you Li Aohao openly tell this story to everyone?Just tell us the Chinese are wrong.Do you need to replenish your brain? My Li Ao's brain is already so good, can I still replenish it? Where did the sperm go?The sperm goes out with the pee.That's why I discovered that this modern prostate surgery can overthrow all the Taoist views on male sperm in our Chinese culture.You don't need to practice hard and endure like that, if you want to collect yin and nourish yang, and want to restore essence and nourish your brain.In the Chinese saying, sperm is the best, one drop of sperm ten drops of blood, and various sayings are actually absurd.

There is a word called Indian giver (Indian giver), what is Indian giver?It was a sarcasm for the Indians, that is, after you gave it to me, you took it back.So, I seem to be an Indian giver to National Taiwan University Hospital today. Everyone has seen how I donated the body, and the procedures have been completed. Why are you playing tricks?I didn't play tricks either, I just told everyone verbally that when you dissected my body, when you dissected me, when you dissected me, you must be mentally prepared, and don't think that you, Li Ao, have become so small. I have become smaller with Taiwan, and I can't grow up with Zi, but I have become small with Zi, because Taiwan has become smaller, and now I am starting to get smaller.I feel very awkward in my heart, so I must use this relatively relaxed method to express my views.My good friend Dr. Xu Yiqi in Beijing, he has been to the celestial burial platform in Tibet. This celestial burial platform is to break your bones after death, and then eat them by eagles. That’s why I saw the chain and the hammer .He asked his friends to write him a poem every year, and he published a (book).Of course I wrote the best, I will show you this poem I wrote.Inscribed by Xu Yiqi on the sky burial platform in Tibet:

I don't know death when I was alive, but I look for a yin house after death. Knowing about death while alive, buried everywhere after death. How can I know death before I am alive, but I dream of Sanhuai after death. He knew death before he was alive, and returned after death. Born in the Mee of the water, died on the cliff of the mountain. Real knowledge of death during life, broken bones sky burial platform.
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