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Chapter 54 Play lanterns during the day and sleep in barrels at night (2)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1767Words 2018-03-18
Alexander the Great, the ruler of Macedonia, heard that there was such a great philosopher in Greece, who lived in a wooden barrel by himself, and he looked so happy and carefree, so he paid a special visit to him.Do you see it?He hid in this barrel, and Alexander the Great went to visit him.The emperor asked him: What do you want, I can help you.The old man said: I have one request, that is, you go away and don't block my sunshine. ——Squealing like this, arrogant like this.Therefore, Alexander sighed very well, and his English performance was better than other texts. He said: If I were not Alexander (If I were not Alexander), I hope I was Diogenes (I would be Diogenes).This sentence praised himself and him again: because I am Alexander, I am great, and I am the emperor, so I don’t have to become him; if I am not me, I am not Alexander, I will become him.If I am not Li Ao, I hope I am Li Ao the second.how is itIt's so magical, so fascinating.This sentence is very angry.

I have repeatedly talked about this cynical old Greek philosopher Diogenes, what do I tell you?Let me tell you that I am this kind of person in certain moods, very mean and cynical, but basically I often secretly laugh in my heart.Why are you secretly laughing?It's just that I'm so clever and others are so stupid—I'm as clever as an owl and others are as stupid as a donkey.I often point fingers at myself, why is it like this?A cynical kind.If I wasn't cynical, I'd have stomach cancer, stomach ulcers.I used this method to be cynical and arrogant, so I avoided getting stomach cancer or gastric ulcer.But basically, I have my mentality, and this mentality is beyond the understanding of others, just like a diamond, it shines from many sides.You only see one side shining, but in fact it has many sides shining.

You see this guy's arrogant side, arrogant side, conceited side, bragging side, arrogant side, but you can't see my other side - how I get along with myself.I and I have become a typical egomaniac, which includes a kind of joke, so I am often happy by myself and joking with others, but basically my spirit is to save the world Yes, it's just that we can't use that distressing method to save the world. I think of Debz, the American labor leader.Don't underestimate this guy. He was sitting in prison. At that time, the United States was elected president, and suddenly a million people voted for him. They admired him so much.He won so many votes, so the President of the United States couldn't stand him, so he was specially released.He said a passage, I translated it into Chinese, please read: as long as there is a lower class, I will be a fellow; as long as there are criminal elements, I will be a fellow; as long as there are wandering souls in prison, I will not be free.You can see how well I translate! What kind of spirit is this?This is the great Bodhisattva that our China has admired since ancient times—Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.What is the spirit of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?If you don't become a Buddha in your life, I can't say that I won't become a Buddha. After I become a Buddha, I will lead you to believe in the Buddha. If you don't believe in the Buddha, I will not become a Buddha either.This is an amazing spirit, the spirit of Debz, basically I, Li Ao, have this spirit.But my way of expressing is not as stupid as they are, and I am as smart as they are—I know how to maintain my strength, and having this strength is equivalent to keeping the green hills, and I am not afraid of running out of firewood.But for some people, the green hills will always be there, and if they don’t burn firewood, that won’t work.We must continue to burn this firewood.Like the famous British celebrity Clare said, he said: It is useful for me to burn, and what is the use of a candle if it does not burn? It is useful only if it burns.

I, Li Ao, have lived my whole life, now I am seventy years old, and I am very old. One important spirit is: I know that I want to fight, I want to fight, but I will smile, I will take a detour, and I will fight in every possible way.Chairman Mao said not to fight uncertain battles, and I would fight occasionally, but mostly I would not fight uncertain battles.Why should I be successful?I don't want to be a loser.I want to be a fighter, I don't want to be a martyr.What kind of skill is a martyr?What kind of skill is being killed by the enemy? You have to destroy the enemy, defeat the enemy, turn the enemy into a friend, and turn the enemy into a friend. This is the skill.So, I am full of this utilitarianism.Note that these four words do not mean bad. The mentality of utilitarianism pays great attention to skills and efficiency in doing these things.My program today concludes with a quote from a poem called:

If you don't believe that you can't call back your youth, Don't allow history to be reduced to ashes, Low back to the success feast at sea, A glass of Wanli Jiangshan Wine. The first two sentences, the first sentence is deceptive, "If you don't believe in youth, you can't call it back", I can't call back my youth, but I did it in the second sentence-"Don't let the history be turned into ashes", why?We want to write history, history is in our hands, we will write history, we will create history, this is our spirit.Therefore, history will not become ashes, and history cannot be controlled by those who do not pay attention to the truth. History is in our hands, and the power of interpretation is in our hands.However, in my old age, I used the form of a program to express to everyone my cynical, cynical, and world-saving, and skillfully expressing my feelings of saving the world.Think about it, everyone, it's not forced, there's a lot of wisdom and skill in it, it's definitely not reckless.I, Li Ao, am a brave person, but I am brave, and I will never be reckless.

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