Chapter 53 Playing lanterns during the day and sleeping in wooden barrels at night (1)

Lighting up lanterns during the day and sleeping in wooden barrels at night. I was in the program. I worked hard and anxiously to do one thing, which is to help everyone think about many problems, and then think about it in reverse, that is, whether our views on this problem are correct .My Li Ao way is to say, I will show you the evidence, and then I will explain it, do you want to believe it? For example, in the last program, I mentioned to everyone that after the reform and opening up, many people in the motherland have With the money, the scruples in politics are relatively small. In other words, many activities have also appeared, one of which is superstition.

Last time (in the program), I took a Buddhist recitation machine produced in Taiwan, which was to recite Buddhist scriptures.If you want to believe in Buddhism, you can read the Buddhist scriptures and knock on the wooden fish. How can you ask the tape recorder to read for you?The tape recorder is reading it for you. This is a modern technological method to promote superstition.I also talked about today in the mainland of the motherland, after some people die, the family has money to burn, what do they do?Paper people and horses are made of paper. This is the past, but it is not like this now. I will show you an electronic refrigerator made of paper and a Cadillac car made of paper.

When I tell these stories, please look at the picture I showed today, have you seen it?What are four or five people carrying? Carrying a paper car.This car is an old-fashioned one, or a Ford Model T car.What year is this?This is a first gear car from 1924.What are you doing?burnt to the dead.Eighty years later, (this phenomenon) reappeared in mainland China, but the style of the car has become the latest American Cadillac instead of the old-fashioned Model T Ford. Do you think it is fun?Over the past 80 years, the car model that was just made of paper has changed, and the superstitious, bastard, and wasteful minds have not changed at all.Over the past 80 years, some Chinese people are still so primitive and Chinese.I am here to speak out, or to persuade, or to present evidence, what do I want to do? I just want to tell everyone that after we read those things and compare them, we find them very funny, don’t we?But who will compare these materials with you? It can be said that no one in the Chinese in front of you has this ability except Li Ao.That's why I said, I'm here as a showman, a stunt performer, and I've repeatedly said that I'll be 70 years old next year, so if you want to watch it, watch it quickly.

Please look at this photo, do you see it? This person is twisting, and his legs can bend like this. Who is this?This is the famous one. The American rock singer at that time was called Elvis Presley, and his nickname was Elvis Presley.He was born in 1935, the same age as me, but he died of excessive drinking in his forties.I, Li Ao, can live till now, what can I tell you?Let me tell you, if you want to see this Elvis Presley, watch it early, otherwise, in the future, you can only be like Tang Taizong. I am waiting to see your portrait. After seeing your photo, I will not be able to see you in person.

Why should I watch it early?Let me tell you a joke: There was an old rich man, Hua Hua Tai Sui, who went to the ballroom to find a dancer to dance until twelve o'clock at night, and then brought the dancer out.What's the meaning?Just like the call lady, take her to his own villa.At three o'clock at night, he woke up the dancer who was sleeping next to him, and wanted to have sex with her.The dancer was surprised and said: What's the matter? You just fucked me fifteen minutes ago, why are you doing it again?When the old man heard this, he just woke up from a nightmare—oh, now I understand that my physical strength is so good, but my memory is not good, I forgot what I did just now, forgot.Let me tell you now, my physical strength and memory are declining now, Li Ao, so, you have seen the sunset side of my life, the sun is setting, of course, my wisdom is the most mature side, but I think my eloquence Regression, my physical strength is also regressing.My eloquence has deteriorated, that is, sometimes I am out of breath when I speak, but you just make do with it and listen to my stunts.Why a stunt show?Because it is difficult for you to see a person doing this, and what am I doing?Show you the evidence.

I heard that I mentioned in the last program that when the Kuomintang and the Communist Party cooperated for the second time, the Communist Party fought for a right, that is, I want to run a newspaper in your nest (for example, Chongqing).The Kuomintang agrees, but we have to constantly send people to inspect, investigate and control, to interfere, to govern, and to review.The Communist Party says whatever it takes, but we still have to do it, it depends on everyone's ability.That newspaper is the famous "Xinhua Daily".This newspaper was published in Chongqing, Sichuan Province, China during the Anti-Japanese War, or just after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War.Have you seen it? This is the "Xinhua Daily" of the year, August 19th, 35th year of the Republic of China.This newspaper has gone through so many years, after fifty-eight years, its paper is still not broken, and its durability is quite strong.You have never seen such shabby newspapers, but the Communist Party relied on these newspapers to defeat the KMT in propaganda.

Fifty-eight years ago, let me tell you, there are only three copies in the world. One is in mainland China, and there are still a few missing.It is because I have the ability to turn rivers and seas and collect information like this, so I can perform it for you.What do you think I'm talking about?In fact, not necessarily, many parts of me in front of the TV are acting, my laughing and scolding is a kind of acting career, not exactly the same as spreading my thoughts.So, you have to take a quick look. You often see this kind of cartoon in American magazines: an old man lights up a lantern in broad daylight.Do you see it?Comics I randomly collected.Who is he?He was a Greek cynic, that is, a cynical philosopher called Diogenes.This is an oil painting of him, he is by the river.He had two rice bowls (one for scooping water), and later found that one of these two tools was enough, so he threw one away.He made life very simple, very simplified, that's Diogenes, the philosopher of the Greek Cynic school.What is he doing with a lantern?Find someone on the street.Why are you looking for someone?He said that the eternal night is like night, this world is dark, there are no people, there is no one in broad daylight.I saw that the eternal night was as dark as ever, so I wanted to light a lantern to find someone, because none of you are human, and I wanted to find someone.He used this ironic method, and this guy even showed everyone on the street that he was such a cynical person.