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Chapter 47 The more people I know, the more I like dogs (2)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 2090Words 2018-03-18
Everyone look at this person, his name is Pu Xinyu.Who is he?He is a Manchu of the Pu family.The last emperor of China (Emperor Xuantong) was Puyi. His name was Puru, and he was the grandson of Prince Gong, the younger brother of Emperor Xianfeng. He was a great painter. After the fall of the Qing Dynasty, he painted.Don't underestimate him, he is a doctor of biology from Germany, and later came to Taiwan.When he arrived in Taiwan, what did he do?He doesn't use any money, and he doesn't use money when he goes out, and he doesn't know how to use it. He lives in another world of his own.At this time, there was a noble lady who wanted to learn painting and wanted to worship him as a teacher. Who was this noble lady?Soong Meiling, Chiang Kai-shek's wife.Soong Meiling stayed in the small imperial court in Taiwan and had nothing to do. She was arty and elegant. She wanted to paint—to paint traditional Chinese painting. She thought of a master of traditional Chinese painting in Taiwan, namely Pu Xinyu (Pu Ru), so she told him to worship him as her teacher. .Pu Ru said: Don't come, I have a condition, follow the rules.What rules?You have to kowtow to me.You can ask me to be your teacher to draw, I am willing to teach you, you have to kowtow - follow the rules.In my eyes, there is no Mrs. "President", no Mrs. Jiang, none of them, only students, you have to kowtow.Well, Jiang Song Meiling couldn't let go of her airs and refused to kowtow.I won't accept you if you refuse to kowtow, don't blame me, I won't accept you.He won't accept you, as long as the bones are so hard, that's it.

I, Li Ao, picked up such a story about Pu Xinyu, and I will praise him like this for many years after his death.So, I think we have a lot of opportunities, not to say that now is the "Cultural Revolution", we have nothing to do, I don't think so.I think we still have a lot of opportunities to express ourselves, or dodge, and dodge some damage that can be dodged with principle.We are like a cat.Have you seen this cat, you dropped it from the sky, it was in this posture at the beginning, it can turn like this in the sky, then turn like this, and then land like this, you know?Even cats can roll, why don't people use their own wisdom? Of course, I admit that some people are too unlucky to pass the test, I admit it.But sometimes, there are lucky times.Let's think about it, there are actually as many opportunities for windfalls and disasters every day, right?It's hard to tell if something is good or bad.

I admire Guan Zi (Guan Zhong) in ancient China. It is recorded in "Historical Records" that he has a skill, what skill?It can turn misfortunes into blessings and turn adversity into success.When a catastrophe comes, he will stir it up to benefit him. He stirs up something that others have failed to make it a success, turning disaster into blessing, turning adversity into success.I think this is an important standard of life.Of course, some people say that people need to be very cunning.I admit that a lot of cunning is needed, and a fox can live entirely by its cunning, so I don't think cunning is a crime, and cunning itself is also very important.Only at this time do I tell everyone that what I really do, I think the happiest thing in life for me is to tell the truth.

We saw the clothes worn by the emperor. In the end, everyone felt that they didn’t wear any clothes. Instead, they had clothes. Everyone knew that they were deceiving the emperor. The emperor went out on tour without thinking that he was deceived. ? "The King's New Clothes".After coming out, the king was wearing a crown and holding a scepter, and it turned out that he was wearing a dress—clothes that people couldn't see.Only one child said: Why is the king not wearing clothes?Everyone dare not tell the truth, but children dare to tell the truth.I don't want to pretend to be a child, but I, Li Ao, have used my articles, my mouth, my maverick personality, and my rather cunning means all my life to tell the truth.isn't it?

Therefore, we can see this phenomenon in many things, just because I am willing to tell the truth.However, there is a little problem now. I have undergone surgery three times in three years, and have undergone general anesthesia three times for examination.In other words, I have had general anesthesia six times and surgery three times in three years.The most recent surgery was for the prostate. After the operation, I had a symptom, that is, I felt that my reaction became slower and duller.One of the most serious symptoms is that I find that people are duplicity, and I am duplicity, that is, what I often say, I don’t say it like that, but I don’t know when I say it.

A while ago, there was a so-called referendum debate in Taiwan. I participated in that debate and beat the mayor of Kaohsiung City of the Democratic Progressive Party and my little friend Hsieh Chang-ting to the ground.After coming out, Chen Wenqian accompanied me to entertain reporters.I said it face to face at the press conference. I called Chen Wenqian Chen Shuibian. Everyone laughed, and Chen Wenqian also laughed.I don't even know why people laugh.I thought: What happened? It turns out that what I think in my heart and what comes out of my mouth are sometimes different, and this kind of joke will come out.

I also made a joke recently. In our program, I once talked about accumulating fingers.I was tortured by the puppet government of the Kuomintang, just like pinching my fingers, I also quoted a passage from that book for everyone to read, what I clearly quoted was what I said.Wang Lei, a viewer in mainland China, saw it, and he told my daughter to write to me, saying: How could you make such a mistake?I then told me why my heart and mouth were inconsistent, and there was such a big gap between what I thought in my heart and what I said. Tell everyone, if you watch my show, watch it quickly.I have just passed the sixty-ninth birthday of the Western algorithm, and I am seventy years old by the Chinese algorithm.I am seventy years old, and now my physical strength is getting worse and worse, and my wisdom is the most mature stage. Therefore, even if I make mistakes, stutter, or even a little messy, (you can still) treat me Let me tell you about these wisdoms.After this stage passes, you will no longer hear it if you want to hear it, and you will no longer be able to see it if you want to see it.What is the reason?This is a photo I showed you, the Ruskin from the UK. Ruskin, a famous writer and thinker, told people: You must never see the author of a book, you just read his book, and it is not interesting to read him himself.You are unlucky today, you are unlucky to see this old man show his teeth and claws here.My misfortune is that I am obviously old and sick, but I still want to show it to everyone.That's what Ruskin is when he's old.When he was sixty-nine years old (my current age), he became ill and couldn't write much, and after he finished, he became this virtue.You may not be able to see my virtue, but I must remind everyone, please cherish it, because you may not see it when you don't expect it.

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