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Chapter 46 The more people I know, the more I like dogs (1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 2077Words 2018-03-18
During the French Revolution, many people were killed with that guillotine, including Madame Roland.Before she died, Madam Roland said a sentence, which is familiar to everyone. She said: Freedom and freedom, so many crimes in the world are committed in the name of fake Confucianism.Under the name of your freedom, many things are done under the guise of freedom.She also has a famous saying, which I still remember, that is: The more people I know, the more I like dogs.This is a very cynical statement, which means that people are not as good as dogs. Let’s look at a photo of me more than ten years ago. My brother and I raised a group of dogs. These are puppies that don’t grow up, they are very cute.However, I like dogs and do not keep dogs, why?It takes too much time.I spend a lot of time on books and writing, and I don't have time to keep dogs, so I just like dogs and don't own dogs.I tell this story to tell you that I am basically a cynic.I have a very cynical side, and I would agree with the statement that the more people I know, the more I like dogs - people are not as good as dogs.However, I deal with this cynical side of me in many ways that don't include sulking.

In the past, there was a famous professor at Peking University named Xiong Shili.Xiong Shili participated in the Revolution of 1911, but later he discovered that the Chinese revolution had been usurped by Chiang Kai-shek. He hated Chiang Kai-shek, to what extent?He hated getting up in the morning to read the newspaper, saw a photo of Chiang Kai-shek, unbuttoned his pants, stuffed them in and wiped them, and wiped them with the photo of Chiang Kai-shek. He hated Chiang Kai-shek to such an extent. My teacher, Mr. Yin Haiguang, is a teacher of the Philosophy Department of National Taiwan University. He published the "Free China" magazine. Later, Lei Zhen was imprisoned, and Chiang Kai-shek did not arrest Yin Haiguang.Yin Haiguang eventually got stomach cancer.I bet the house to save Mr. Yin, but he still died.Later we found out why he got stomach cancer—he suddenly thought of Chiang Kai-shek when he was eating, and as soon as he put down his chopsticks, he began to scold Chiang Kai-shek. died.That's why I laughed at my teacher. I said he was a philosopher. How could a philosopher die of stomach cancer?There are many reasons for gastric cancer, but one important reason is the unhappiness in the heart.Philosophers can't figure it out and feel unhappy. This philosophy has been learned in vain.This disease, you should not have the disease you have, it is like a priest who died, what disease do you have?syphilis.How could a priest have syphilis?Therefore, Confucius said a word, "Si people are also, but there are Si diseases."A priest cannot get syphilis, and a philosopher cannot get stomach cancer.Therefore, no matter what family I am, Li Ao, I will never sulk because I hate anyone or any government.

You see, there was a heavyweight boxing champion in the United States back then, a world-class one named Joe Louis.One day he went out to eat with friends, and suddenly clashed with a group of hooligans on the road.These gangsters didn't know that he was Joe Louis, didn't know that he was a heavyweight boxing champion, and that his punch had a force of 300 pounds. Zhuang is a boxing champion who has eyes but does not know Mount Tai.His friends just (wait) to watch him fight, but he doesn't fight.His friend said you beat and beat, this Joe Louis would rather be punched a few times if he didn't want to beat him.Friends asked him: Why don't you fight?He said: My punch is worth 300 pounds, and I will kill people; second, how much is my punch worth?Do not hit.Over the past few decades, I, Li Ao, have been hurt, slandered, spread rumors, slandered by others, and slandered on websites by others. I have seen too much.Do I care?I don't care.Not caring doesn't mean that Li Ao is thick-skinned. Not caring means that with my worth and my shrewdness, I will only punch when I have to.

Therefore, everyone should know that my lifestyle today has my own special standard, which is unknown to others.Just like the singer Carrousel.Once, Caruso was eating in a restaurant, and a person at the table came to shake hands with him.He said: "I admire you so much, Caruso, you are a great adventurer." He thought: How could I be an adventurer? Crusoe, the guy who was eating took him for Robinson Crusoe because the name is the same.When Caruso encountered that kind of embarrassment, he would also feel that it was fine to let him pass.So, I, Li Ao, tell everyone that I will not be pissed off by others, I am not angry.I think it is conceivable that others don't understand me.There must be a large group of people who don't understand me.Most of the reasons why I don’t understand are that they are ignorant, their realm and level are not up to your level, so they will have many strange demands on you.For example, I, Li Ao, only got married twice, but in mainland China, some books say that I got married three times, and I got married once more in mainland China.A good friend of mine named Chen Zhaoji, read some mainland reports to me, and he said: "Li Ao, it's incredible, you are like Ximen Qing in mainland China, like Ximen Qing who hooked up with Pan Jinlian, it seems like you have become a pervert. "I laugh when I think about it, I really don't know enough about me.

The problem is not here, the problem is that we personally act in our hearts.For example, I often praise myself, and everyone finds it funny, but I do it in a cynical way.In fact, we have seen so many beings, and found that there are really few people who can truly express themselves independently, from ancient times to the present.In the Ming Dynasty, there was a man named Gu Xiancheng, Gu Xiancheng of the Donglin Party. When Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch of the Ming Dynasty (Wei Zhongxian is 9,000 years old, the emperor is long live, he is 9,000 years old, and all civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty flatter him) That ancestral hall.The school building of the primary school I attended in Beijing (it is still there, Fresh Hutong Primary School) was the ancestral hall of Wei Zhongxian back then.Once when Wei Zhongxian celebrated his birthday, everyone signed to celebrate his birthday, and someone signed for Gu Xiancheng.Gu Xiancheng said: Is this still worth it? How can I congratulate him on his birthday?He ran away, took a knife, opened the autograph book, saw the signature, and dug out the name with the knife—I won’t sign your autograph, and I won’t flatter you.He is such a personality.How amazing we look is not comprehensive. As long as a person can emit a light like a firefly in this dark world, I, Li Ao, admire him.

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