Chapter 50 mother loves baby

The baby has three tricks: if you criticize him and say he is not good, he will scream at his throat, then blow bubbles at you, spit at you, or lie down on the ground, threatening you: "Baby licks the ground, baby licks!" Land." Basically, the whole family was convinced by the last move. Grandpa wouldn't let the baby watch TV, and the baby threatened grandpa: "Baby licks the floor, baby licks the floor." Grandpa had no choice but to say no, it's dirty, let's just watch it for the last time.This glance is an hour. The grandma repeatedly warned the baby not to scream, and the baby would repeat the old tricks whenever things went wrong.One day, the grandma pretended to hit the baby in a rage. As soon as she raised her hand, the baby burst into tears and ran around the room begging for forgiveness: "Baby is wrong, baby is wrong!" Grandma chased after her and asked: What's wrong with you?

"The baby is chirping." "Are you still screaming?" "Not anymore. Chirping is not a good child." Grandma turned her face away and laughed wildly.Come back and tell me that you raised Pu Zhigao, and you recruited him with a slap in the face. The next day, the baby started spitting bubbles at grandma again to express contempt.Grandma was about to stare, when the baby said by himself: "Spitting is not a good boy. Baby, don't be a good boy." Grandma couldn't take the slap anymore, and started to turn her face and giggle again. When the baby saw his mother discipline him, he let it go. He lay down on the road and said that the baby licked the floor.

Mom said, just lick it.Just now an uncle went over and just wiped his nose on the ground.Yesterday the dog came over and peed on the ground.When a bird flew by the day before yesterday, it pulled a poop... The baby was so scared that he quickly got up and said, "It's so dirty, so dirty..." Mom grinned grinningly, hum, you're so small, I don't believe I can't clean you up. When the baby is one and a half years old, he goes to the street with Abu Adai to play. They are selling electric plush toys, walking cows, little donkeys, tigers, horses, etc.The baby grabbed one and ran away, and Abu hurriedly paid the bill after him.After paying the money, Abu grabbed the baby and said, thank you, auntie?The baby bowed: "Thank you."

So the baby has the impression that it doesn't cost money to take things, just say thank you. One day when I went to the toy store, Baobao touched a fan with a cartoon bear. While walking towards the door, he said kindly to the boss, thank you.The mother asked the baby to be put back, but the baby refused.When my mother looked at the price, she estimated that it was only worth 1 or 2 yuan, but it cost 20 yuan.Mom doesn't want to buy it.So he put the flashlight bear on the counter and said, if you have enough, it will be yours.It's out of reach, it's uncle's. The baby at the counter was still ten centimeters away from reaching out.The baby steps, jumps, and sticks out his tongue out of reach.

Mom proudly swaggered away.Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he found that the baby had moved a small stool sold by someone from the side, and the bear was enough to stand on the small stool. He politely said to the boss again, thank you. Now, the baby walks away proudly, and the mother pays the bill with a sad face. Mom dances to a DVD in a voluptuous belly dance outfit.The baby is watching TV intently.Mother called again and again, baby, baby look at mother.After speaking, he stood in front of him and shook his head.The baby waved his hand and said, "Don't block me." Baobao’s grandfather and father are both mathematicians, and mother snickered that the three generations will have a mathematician nobleman, maybe in the future the family will have a Gaussian Zu Chongzhi or something.Unexpectedly, the baby has turned here, obviously like a mother, and has strong language skills.Everyone in the family assigns educational responsibilities.Grandma teaches nursery rhymes, nanny teaches English, mother teaches ancient poetry, and grandpa teaches mathematics.All other advancements have been by leaps and bounds, except mathematics.

Grandpa said: Baby, let's count. 1…… While playing, the baby said: "Don't one." Grandpa said: "Two..." The baby said: "No two..." Grandpa said, three... The baby said, don't be three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety... The mother asked behind, then don't want ten and how much after that, the baby was fooled and said "eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen..." Mom booed the old man and said: "Go, go, you are ashamed to call yourself a professor, let's see our level." Grandpa said that slippery mother raised a fool.Our family's math genes have been interrupted by you.

The baby begged everyone to play DVDs for him every day, but everyone ignored him, fearing that his eyes would be broken.One day he couldn't bear it any longer and went to fiddle with DVD PLAYER by himself.First choose the disc you want to watch, then insert it into the DVD player, then turn on the TV, then press the remote control randomly, the TV screen comes out, the baby gives a thumbs up, swipe to the sky, and says very chicly: "YES! "The whole family was in an uproar.Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing. The baby was playing badminton with the nanny, and finally got one, almost put by the nanny, and he was so complacent, he asked everyone: "Grandma applauds, mom applauds, grandpa applauds!" After everyone applauded, he bowed very gentlemanly, I used a racket as a top hat, put it on my waist and said, "Thank you." Then I looked up to the sky and smiled: "Haha, haha, haha..." Mom laughed and rolled off the chair.

The common feature of mothers and babies is saving.No wonder he taught by precept and example.Every time my mother drinks yogurt, she licks off the yogurt that sticks to the lid, and cleans the yogurt bottle with her tongue after drinking.If mother and baby drink yogurt together, everyone will scramble to lick the bottle, and two adults and children with white beards will look at each other and smile.The mother licks the beard on the baby's mouth, and the baby comes to lick the beard on the mother's mouth.Warm.Take advantage of it, before your son finds a wife. The mother took the baby out and found that she didn't wear a diaper when she was sleeping.The mother said to the baby: "Don't wet the bed, or sister Pippi will get angry and won't take us to play. If you want to pee, tell mom." Then the mother who didn't worry fell asleep.

The baby clutched his penis and went to sleep carefully. Halfway through his sleep, he patted his mother to wake him up and said, "Mom, the baby is peeing, you can't wet the bed." Nothing happened. Grandma was about to shed tears when she heard this, and said, "Don't worry about it, worry about it. You really look like a stepmother." The mother treats the baby as an adult and gives him a sense of responsibility as an adult, and the baby readily accepts it. Mom loves baby. Babies love their mothers too.