Chapter 20 Run if you have the guts, kid (28 weeks)

During the three days in the hospital, 7:30 a.m. is the time to monitor the fetal heartbeat and fetal movement for half an hour.This time is the most troublesome time for the nurses. For three consecutive days, I played hide-and-seek games with my son every day. The son never got tired of it. That time period was the time when he got up to exercise in the morning after eating and sleeping. His skills were nimble. Poor old man The nurse took the monitor and chased after the son in the direction of his escape. Don't look at me as a child, but my brain works very well.From the first time I went to the hospital and got my heartbeat caught, I played a game of hide-and-seek. The first time the doctors and nurses were busy for half an hour but failed to find my son. I was so scared that I used a B-ultrasound to see it. When there was nowhere to escape, my son behaved obediently. Showed its original shape.It has been 7 months now, and he is even more experienced. Not only can he hide, but he can also seduce people to chase him. I often hear the old nurse shout, here, here!The son kicked out a bag on his belly, the nurse pressed it down, and the son turned around and swam away.

This morning, the nurse is really tired of this boring game.My son likes to tease people when he has nothing to do, but the nurse is very busy!When the nurse came, I was told to empty my urine, and it took half an hour before I could go to the toilet. As a result, after 45 minutes, the other mother who was monitoring with me withdrew the instrument, and we were still sweating profusely looking for it. Woolen cloth!Because of the guilt in my heart, I almost peed my pants and didn't dare to tell the old nurse.In the end, the nurse really couldn't handle my son, so I had to ask for leave first to go to the toilet.

The old nurse recruited two young nurses as helpers and began to act recklessly.One little nurse held down the left belly, and the other held down the right belly to prevent the son from escaping. The old nurse began to push the son from top to bottom, blasting the son to the bottom of the stomach like a chicken.Occasionally, there is really nowhere to escape, I can even see his little butt arched at the belly button, a bump bigger than a fist.The old nurse was complacent, thinking, there is always a way to deal with you! My son must be engaged in espionage work in the future. When there is no way out, he plunged into the bottom of the abdomen and stopped moving after diving.The old nurse knew that her son was there, but she had no choice but to hear my heartbeat above and my son's below.

The old nurse was annoyed, she patted my belly lightly, and said to herself angrily: "Boy, your skin is healed! You hide! You hide! You can hide for another three months! I don't believe you won't come out! Hmph! Wait for you to come out! I'll spank you! I remember you, your mother's name is XXX!" I can't laugh or cry.Poor my son, as soon as he was born, the old nurse will take revenge and vent his anger, lift his feet upside down, and slap his butt wildly. When the time comes, where will my son go?