Chapter 10 Women are really out of control

My dad cooks for eight people at home: my brother's whole family, me, and my mother.No matter how tired you are when you get home, you will be busy eating for us.The whole family opened their mouths and waited for the meal. One day we all wiped out everything, and only my mother was left at home.Dad came back from get out of class and found that the house was cold. Dad asked my mother: "There are eight people in the family, and I will cook; you are the only one left at home, can't you let me go home and eat something hot?" My mother widened her iconic big eyes, feeling infinitely wronged: "You can cook the meals for eight people in the family, but you can't cook the meals for me alone?"

Dad stood there, silent. Since then, Wang Gui has added another crime. Wang Gui's mistakes basically ended with Wang Gui's deep apology. He replied: "My wife, I was wrong, I was wrong in the east, I was wrong in the west, I was wrong in the south, and I was wrong in the north. Your criticism is correct. I want to stand up for you." When the people cook, one cooks and eight cooks." My mother replied: "Then I can't forgive you. Your heart is biased. If you accidentally say something, you will serve anyone, but you won't serve me. Pity me for my illness..."

The whole family laughed wildly, scratching Wang Gui's bald forehead.I will catch pigtails for the rest of my life.When I get old and have no hair, I can still catch it. Stupidity and greed are common problems of women, please forgive me. Winter is here, and my hands and feet are always cold and not hot.Later, someone told me that I can soak my feet and add some ginger to the hot water. So I thought about buying a foot bath bucket online. I read some materials and said that soaking feet is not only for the feet, but also for the calves. So I found the highest bucket and double-checked whether it was the highest.No matter how the seller persuades, insist on the highest one.The seller finally asked, are your legs as long as an anthurium bird?

When the goods arrived home, I was shocked, like a wine barrel, and the empty barrel could not be carried away. I can't find a stool of the right height at home.Had to add a small ladder to climb up to put your feet in the water.Washing your feet is like walking on stilts. After washing twice, I found it too troublesome, so I decided to give up, and moved the bucket back to my mother's house, so that she could use it for my grandson to bathe. Niang said that if the grandson was inside, he would be drowned.It's better to pickle pickles. He quits the literary world twelve times a year.

One afternoon, I was chatting with a certain elder sister in the jar, and I started swearing at my mother while chatting, and my mouth was full of feces, which made the elder sister baffled. In a fit of rage, I drafted a closed notice, and since then withdrew from the literary world, never writing again.It is estimated that with my strong and uncompromising personality, what I say and the water I pour out will definitely come back with shame. As I was writing, my beloved comrade called and asked me what I was doing. I was sobbing as I was about to bid farewell to the evil forces.He told me not to fuss and speak clearly.

I started from more than 10,000 in-depth reports across the country, hundreds of thousands of searches on Baidu entries, and the media posted six or six external exhibitions, to the turmoil of the world, to my own discouragement... The last sentence is, FMD, my mother, I Back to Singapore to fight guerrilla, let you JW! After struggling to talk for half an hour, Comrade Love replied, "When will you come this month?" I was taken aback for a moment, broke my tears into a smile, and said, today. He said, hurry up and apologize!That's the downside of single women.Why do women have husbands and children? The main reason is for social stability and to serve as a punching bag for women during their menstrual period.Now you can see the consequences, how bad it is.If a woman does not have a reasonable punching bag, she will endanger the society, similar to Zhou Chu (Editor's Note: Zhou Chu is a character in the middle school, indulged in lust when he was young, and caused disasters in the village).You have a snotty nose today, what does it have to do with the media?What does it have to do with people's criticism?Even the lag effect does not lag by a week.The first two days were not affected, but today it will change?It's all caused by hormones, pointing and cursing, the drunkard's intention is not to drink, and he is angry.

He added another sentence: Women, the reason why they can't achieve great things is because they have menstrual periods.This is not only a common problem among women, but also an official excuse for women to commit crimes.And I also know that you are really out of control. "You, if you want to quit the literary world in the future, please specify: quit twelve times a year." I smiled sweetly, wiped my swollen and seamed eyes, and said, it’s too late, I’ll tell the media later, please ask me before going on the news, what’s your physical condition for a month today?Menstruation, do not count.

I have an official reason for being stupid. an interesting life experiment Most men eat soft but not hard.Most men like a woman because she is different from you. The stages I went through: 1. "Go, go get me a glass of water." When he first fell in love, he didn't feel anything.Maybe even if you don't feel happy, you will do it.After a long time, I will talk back, and I will retort: ​​"Why do you always like to order people around?" Then it will be very bad: "Go yourself!" 2. I change my strategy. "Please pour me a glass of water, thank you." Be polite, and the effect will be better for a while.He finds it difficult to refuse a lady's request.But after a long time, I still sighed "ah" after pouring the water, reluctantly.

3. I will change it again. "My mouth is dry." "Go drink water!" "Like a flaming mountain!" "Want me to pour it for you again?" "No! How can I keep telling you to take care of me? I'll go by myself!" "Why don't you go?" "I can't move now, the nail polish I just put on, I'm afraid my toenails will be damaged. Look at it, do they look good?" Then he walked on his heels, twirling his toes around in front of him.He would laugh and pour water. 4. I keep experimenting with how to make him accept it more easily.

"Are you thirsty?" I asked him. "Not thirsty." "Do you want to drink water? I'll pour it for you." "No thanks." "Then I'm so thirsty, can you pour me a glass?" Seeing him stare at me, then laughing, he rushed to the kitchen to pour water. If the answer is sometimes unlucky, he said, okay, I want to drink some water, please.I had no choice but to scold myself for throwing myself into a trap, obediently went to pour water, and told him: "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a spring. I pour water for you today, and you will be mine for the rest of your life. The water for half of my life depends on you."

5. If you want to test how much he can endure, you can stretch out your trembling hands, hug his waist tightly, and tell him in a farewell tone: "The greatest happiness in my life is to meet you. When I am dying, I want to tell you seriously: Pour me a glass of water, please! I will rest in peace when I die! I will perform good deeds in heaven and go to earth to keep my safety. I will tell God that after I die, I will satisfy your wife and concubines. The wish of the group!" Then seeing him infinitely fascinated, he laughed and poured water.As soon as the water was in hand, he solemnly told him: "Don't think about it. The next life will be fine." Here's an interesting life experiment I did.I use pouring water as a vehicle, and I've found that if you put your mind to it, you can always get water in the end.