Chapter 29 Twenty-eight, big leisure

Li Yu: It's almost the Spring Festival again, so I'll write you a letter. After I got the Internet, the first novel I found online was your "Meat Futon".Before reading "Meat Futon", I have read many pornographic books that are purely organ-heavy, either workmanship or grassroots, copied in large or small notebooks with "work diary" printed in red.The first time I read "Meat Futuan", I found it very fresh, not because of the pornographic description, but because I liked your attitude in writing this book: press down, press down, the pen can't hold down, and the paper is full of big peony flowers.Also, I found out that the position you like is similar to the position I liked at the time.Besides, I just like the length of your book, less than 80,000 Chinese characters, 20 chapters, stop when you want to, wash your hands and drink.Chinese is inherently lacking in the tradition of novels. In my reading range, including ,, and, except for your "Meat Fu Tuan", all other Chinese novels are long and procrastinated.All the authors except you are stunned to believe that immortality depends entirely on this book, all knowledge, brains, bile, teardrops, sweat beads, and snot, facing this book , spit to death, fill to death, rectify to death, completely disregarding posture.

Ten years later, when I read your "Meat Futon" again, my knowledge has improved, and your aura is gone.You are also nagging, and your level of understanding is low, and you are thousands of miles away from Buddha.The book has a total of 20 chapters. The first three chapters are used to prove that it is a Buddhist enlightenment book rather than pornography, another three chapters are used to advocate the use of women to hurt the body, and another three chapters are used to praise karma.For the immortality of Chinese, I finished writing it before the Spring Festival last year. "Meat Futuan" is responsible for satisfying the people's obscene physiology, and is responsible for comforting the psychological depression and mid-life crisis of a small number of people due to various unsatisfactory physiology of obscenity.Four hundred years later, the people will say, "gold, meat, and non-duality."Even though, as a people's artist, you have to recruit three ways, after four hundred years, more people will watch it than "Meat Futuan".Four hundred years later, there are so many ways to satisfy the physiology of obscenity, but there are still very few ways to soothe psychological depression and midlife crisis.

Articles are eternal things, and the gains and losses are well known. Even if you gain the Tao, "the law should be sacrificed", it is a delusion after all that words defeat time.It’s almost the holidays, I’ll write to you, I don’t ask you for articles, I just ask you for advice. As a people's artist, you wrote, directed, and performed many dramas that catered to the secular world at that time. Now, in the hearts of the people, these dramas have basically disappeared, and the people now can't remember any of them.As a person who has a true understanding of quality and does not compromise, you have written a "Idle Love Occasionally" and edited a "Mustard Seed Garden Painting Book", which is still read by people.You talked about the living room, utensils, drinking, planting, and maintenance in "Idle Love Occasionally". Your writing is not as good as Zhang Dai and Yu Huai, but your actual combat experience and practical ability are far superior. Future generations will be guild halls to create and enjoy a leisurely atmosphere Yes, I should learn from you.

I have been on the road all year round, and I have been to some famous clubs occasionally, but I am not completely satisfied with any of them.Sometimes it can be delicious, and sometimes it can be pleasing to the eye. Based on these fragments, I put forward a few requirements. If they can all be fulfilled, it may be a good guild hall. First, be able to sit comfortably.Not all Ming chairs.Ming-style chairs are for working, for the enjoyment of the eyes, not for the depression of the buttocks. It is okay to read sages and sages with the front of the chest, and it is okay to sit in danger for meditation, but it is not comfortable to bend. "Sitting quietly with nothing to do, one day seems like two days", vividly described the feeling of sitting on a Ming-style hardwood chair and living a day like a year.The best is the Soviet-style old leather sofa of the Cultural Revolution, which is wide and stable. The leather has been worn down by many people's buttocks for a long time, and the hemorrhoids can be fully soothed when sitting on it.

Second, there must be book translation.Some guild halls buy sets of garbage books and put them on the shelves. The titles of these books usually include: the world, China, complete works, total works, famous works, celebrities, philosophy, history, literature, life and so on.There are also some guild halls that put fake books on the bookshelves, made of cardboard, with a title on the cardboard.In fact, in a short period of time, it doesn't cost much, and it can also appear to have a history of reading.Go to the second-hand bookstore near Berkeley University, go to the Chinese bookstore in Liulichang and Dongsi, regardless of the title, buy thousands of old books, colorful, different sizes, just randomly placed on the bookshelf.

Third, there must be antiques.There is no need to pursue national treasures, but to pursue truth, with the spirit of ancient craftsmen.There is no need to fill it with imitation half-meter-high Hongshan Clong and Liangzhu jade cong, but a simple Western Han plain jade bi, even the broken ones are fine. Fourth, there must be modern artworks.Don't fill the wall with fake Qigong, fake Fan Zeng, fake Chen Yifei, fake Ai Xuan, and don't fill the wall with bald heads, smiling faces, masks, and green dogs.Be it installations, paintings, or photography, the author had better not be well-known yet, but he is indeed cunning and lacks craftsmanship, and the things he makes are captivating.

Fifth, there must be a fireplace, even if it is a gas-burning electric control fake fireplace, even if there is no old dog lying in front of the fireplace. Sixth, there must be wine to drink.If you want to drink red wine with great value for money, you can drink "fruit bomb" for 100 yuan, "animal hormone" for 300 yuan, and "underpants taste" for 800 yuan, not always Lafite with tens of thousands of yuan , Latour, Mouton, Margaux.If there is enough space and professionals are available, it is best to have tea and coffee. Seventh, you must be able to smoke.A clubhouse is not an airplane cabin. People who like to smoke pay for it and have the right to enjoy their senses without affecting others.It is best to smoke in the open air or on the ground, on a terrace or patio, not a closed place like a toilet.

Eighth, there must be flowers and plants.It does not need to be expensive, as long as it grows lush and red and green. Ninth, have the opportunity to hear different voices.Occasionally, depending on the chance, I can meet a stranger in the hall who does not have the title of a master, talk about his world view and outlook on life, and impact my small universe. Tenth, be able to sing.Singing in a small area has primitive lethality.I have heard a man who looks like a crocodile god in the South China Sea sing a poem that looks like an ordinary alley. I heard the blood and sweat stop flowing, and I sat on the ground and flew up.I think, when Li Bai was too drunk to get on the boat of the Son of Heaven, he sang "Will Enter the Wine" live in a small area in the tavern, how did the audience feel?

Eleventh, there must be wireless high-speed broadband.It is best that Google can be used freely, and WSJ's website can be accessed freely. Twelfth, be able to pray. Thirteenth, you must be able to pinch your feet. Even with such a guild hall, how many days can you go in a year?How many years can you go in your life?People have gradually become accustomed to being on the road all year round, and the basic triathlon in life: flying, holding meetings, drinking social wine, and being like a spinning top.But if there is such a guild hall, the heart will not be easily upset, as quiet as a virgin, comfortable and warm.

Goodbye Feng Tang