Chapter 3 Three, the road

Brothers and sisters on the way: See you. I hardly left Beijing before I was thirty, and I hardly stayed in a city for a week after I turned thirty.In the nearly ten years since the age of thirty, I have flown nearly two million kilometers and visited nearly a hundred cities.According to the energy consumption standards of the Song Dynasty, I have fulfilled the ideal of nearly two hundred scholars to travel thousands of miles in their lifetime, and I have consumed the energy consumed by all the people in a block in Lin'an for a hundred years.My mother knows that after flying Air China with 1 million qualifying miles, she can get a lifetime platinum card. Every time she sees me, she always asks me, is it almost 1 million?I said, so what about a million?My mother said, awesome, it's a lifetime platinum card.I said, when will you be a hundred years, what will happen after you are a hundred years?Where will your cow be in a hundred years?Where is the force?My mother said, you curse me to death, your mother.

You have been instilled since childhood, read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles. It seems that after this, you understand most of the truths in the world.After flying nearly two million kilometers, I suddenly thought, I really have nothing to gain from the law.If there is a plane crash one day, perhaps the hyperplasia in the lumbar disc, intervertebral disc, neck 5 and neck 6 will not be extinguished, and the eyes will be like fish, shining brightly, known as relics.Leaving aside the mind, how the body is on the road, I have some experience to share with you.It's purely from personal experience and has no scientific basis.

First note, water.On the road, it is not a big problem to eat less, but you must drink plenty of water and hot water.Human bladders are designed to be much larger than those of birds, but they are not designed to replace toilets.Don't bother, go to the toilet more, and then drink more water.Don't think the toilets on the road are dirty, the benefits of going to dirty toilets are much greater than holding back.Buy a bottle of water after going through airport security, not a drink that makes you thirsty.After the plane takes off and before the catering service, there is a gap of more than ten minutes. Go to the toilet as soon as possible, so as not to be inconvenient after the dining car comes out, and to save everyone on the plane from queuing up for the toilet after eating and drinking.My mother said, I have studied medicine for eight years, and I can only say: worry less, drink more water, and rest more.Once, she complained that she was sick and went to see my tutor, and my tutor said these nine words to her.

Second note, fire.On the road, fire is usually manifested in the form of wine and spicy.I used to wonder why such a gentle, courteous and thrifty nation like the Chinese nation would produce such a perverted thing as baijiu?Later, I gradually realized that it was because the animals in people's hearts were blocked too long and too hard by being gentle, courteous and thrifty, without some perverted and vicious things to get rid of, the animals couldn't come out alive, there was no atmosphere, and nothing happened.Perverted and vicious things often have side effects.Liver damage, irreversible.It sounds like crap, but drink as little as you can.At least do it, don't drink when you have to.Don’t feel like there’s something missing in the cup when you see peanuts and cucumbers. When you’re full, you don’t seem to have enough.Second, eat less spicy food.On the road, eat too much boiled fish, Wanglaoji can't keep your ass from burning the next day.Stomach upset, the pressure to find the toilet is much more than drinking too much water. In this case, the bladder can't help you.

Third note, wood.People are like grass and trees. When they are on the road, they are often shaken at their roots and are more fragile than usual.Pay attention to wind protection.Keep a cashmere melon hat in your carry-on bag and wear it while sleeping on the plane.In spring and summer, bring a long-sleeved pure cotton in the trolley case, and in autumn and winter, bring a long-sleeved pure cashmere, preferably with a high collar, preferably with a hat attached, and wear it on the plane.Hot pants and short skirts should be worn when strolling on the street.If you really want to wear it on the plane, you need a blanket as soon as you get on the plane.Usually the plane does not prepare a blanket for each passenger, first come, first served.It is easy to get excited on the road, the bed is different from what I am familiar with, and it is easy to fall asleep.After the serious work is done, don't turn on the TV, don't call the old ambiguous friends in the city where you are, soak your feet in hot water, do body stretching exercises, recite poems and scriptures, and sleep when you are sleepy.

The fourth note, soil.Watch the road while walking, especially when you are pulling a suitcase, when you are texting or making a phone call while walking, when you drink too much, and when you are competing with motor vehicles.It takes 100 days for the injured muscles and bones to heal. If you stay in bed in summer, you will get bed sores.If possible, eat local vegetables and drink locally brewed beer.Forbearance, touch less local hooligans, less touch local girls.Whoring is illegal, and the world is sinister.If you really want to, use your hands, it's a lot of peace of mind.If you get tired of your left hand, switch to your right.

Fifth note, Kim.Put your wallet deep inside your briefcase and zip it up.It’s okay to lose money, but it’s troublesome to lose credit cards and documents.Look around the seat before getting off the plane, and don't leave your computer and important documents behind. Losing these two is sometimes more embarrassing than losing your credit card and ID. I wish the road is safe and sound, and gods and ghosts will not invade. Feng Tang