Chapter 56 Chapter fifty-fifth

The weather was getting hotter and hotter, and the audience was agitated, demanding to replace the free tea with refreshing Sprite; the actors got angry and wanted to change their coats into kilts.Because of the cost involved, both proposals were rejected by the BOSS.In fact, it is very simple to solve the problem, just turn on the air conditioner in the garden, but the "City Crosstalk Management Committee" issued a special notice, in order to ensure that all audiences can listen to crosstalk under the same conditions, and refused to turn on the air conditioner for individual performance units before July.No way, the master asked us to find a way to cool down without increasing the cost.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold.The waterside is cool, and Dana proposed to add water features, that is, to install a small fountain in the garden, "Look at He Li through the water mist, and enjoy Deyun with the sound of water."The idea is good, but unfortunately, I am afraid that the oxygen content of the circulating fountain water is too high. If some blue algae grow, the loss outweighs the gain. Earrings Xu suggested that we should learn from the advanced experience of foreign countries and organize a delegation to visit Broadway in the United States or the Moulin Rouge in France to see how foreign tea gardens can save energy and cool down.This proposal was first affirmed by the "City Crosstalk Management Committee", and said that it would send several special commissioners to accompany the investigation, and the expenses would be provided by the organization.The master calculated the cost of this trip, and immediately felt cold. He warned Xu Erding that if he wanted to form a group, he could only go to Baghdad or Kabul.

Li Shaobang said that if you want to learn from experience, you should learn from yourself. He said that the "scalpers" are exposed to the sun every day, and it doesn't affect the scalping. It shows that professionalism can withstand high temperatures.The master sent sesame seed cakes out to ask the "scalpers" for advice, and the "scalpers" said that they had raised the ticket price in order to provide themselves with high temperature subsidies, buy some sunscreen and olive oil and so on.If the audience bought high-priced tickets to come in, they had to demand a comfortable environment, and the experience was not learned, and the problem became more and more serious.

Li Yunjie thinks that he can tell more jokes like "Liao Zhai". The audience is nervous, and their pores are naturally tightened, so they won't sweat. If necessary, they can wear a grimace mask and run into the auditorium to scare them. The cooling effect Definitely more obvious.Although it is very creative to change the tea garden into a haunted house, I am afraid that the audience will have a weak heart, so it is really frightening what to do. Gao Feng recommended himself to go to Yangliuqing to buy some cheap grass fans, and sell them at "Yuji" for one dollar each, and let the audience buy their own fans to fan the fans. wind.

The master was overjoyed after hearing this, and immediately decided to ask me to go to Panjiayuan to buy 200 fans imitating the Ming and Qing Dynasties. I searched all the stalls of Panjiayuan and found 170 pieces. I spent a total of 2,000 silver. I really don't understand why the master didn't buy the cheap grass fans, but bought this antique fan that is not suitable for use. In the performance at night, the master asked "Four Little Clouds" to stand at the door and hand out fans to the audience. Each audience can enter the tea garden with tickets and fans.Fans are provided free of charge and can be used at will, but they cannot be taken out of the garden. After the performance, the original fan must be returned. Those who fail to hand in the fan or damage the ancient fan of Ming and Qing Dynasties will be fined 200 yuan.

This antique fan will soon come unglued without being shaken, and you will have to pay 200 yuan if it falls apart after shaking. The audience has to watch the performance and take good care of the fan. They are nervous but don't feel stuffy.The master lifted the curtain and saw the coolness in the auditorium, and he calculated that he could find a dozen broken fans, and he was very relieved. But when the "hateful" Dana returned to the stage, he insisted on learning from the "Four Famous Danes". He had to learn, and he had to be handsome and play fans. With a big trick of "Su Qin carrying the sword", hundreds of Ming and Qing ancient fans in the audience were separated in an instant.Seeing that the law does not blame the public, and the two thousand silver is in vain, the master suddenly feels cold water poured on him, and he has ice in his arms!Fortunately, the master was broad-minded and quickly relieved, but the unlucky He and Li failed to get the night meal subsidy, and the loss of BOSS was transferred to them again.