Chapter 55 Chapter fifty-four

He Yunwei's real name is He Wei, commonly known as Dana, and nicknamed Xiaowei.At the beginning, when Father He named him, he hoped that he would be born with greatness, but unfortunately things didn't work out, and the greatness became a grievance.However, the sun rises in the east and rains in the west. If you don’t grow your head, you will gain wisdom. Oryzanol has been transformed into brain cells.The nickname of Dana, on the one hand, means that he is a master of art and has the highest skill among his apprentices; Da Daa, who plays small and clever things, has always preferred to be a chicken head rather than a phoenix tail. He must be top-notch in everything he does, and be different.In elementary school, he excelled in all subjects, played abacus in Chinese class, read Water Margin in moral class, dismembered small frogs in math class, pretended to draw beards on characters in textbooks in physical education class, and jumped horses in the classroom during self-study.Even so, Dana, who sits in the first row of the classroom, is still very popular with the teachers, because with him, the other children seem to be well-behaved, and he holds the last place, which also reduces the pressure on other parents.

Dana has a clear hatred, and he fights for the big and not the small in everything (so being called Xiaowei annoys him the most).When I was in middle school, I ate in the cafeteria. Because the food cost was rationed, the meals were enough. When others ate fire, he asked for pancakes. When others ate vermicelli, he asked for wide strips. Use the rice cooker to scare the master chef; others use small spoons or chopsticks, but big ones use special soup ladles; others buy rice for two taels, four taels, big ones need one spoon, but they have to use their own ladles, one scoop If the child is not enough to go down a catty, there are eight taels.They don’t ask for too many dishes, just cover the rice. The concept of covering rice comes from the canteen of Dana School!Nowadays, when eating, Dana prefers quality over quantity. Generally speaking, he only eats one dish for a meal. Dana thinks that it is better to eat one dish at a time. Therefore, Dana is usually late every time he eats, because his goal is to be the last to serve. The big dishes, if you go early, you just don't eat them.But there are also times when the calculation is wrong. One time I went to eat stovetop fish, which is a fresh fish hot pot. I stewed sea bass and green vegetables and tofu in one pot. Lobster sashimi, one shrimp and four meals, when you get the big ones, there is only shrimp tail porridge; the worst thing is eating conveyor belt sushi, the expensive ones are all eaten by others, and Li Yunjie and Shaobing even put their plates on the table. He took the position of Dana, and when he came, he didn't eat anything, but paid for the delicious food for others.

When Dana came to listen to the master's performance, he always sat in the front row, and everyone else made tea bowls. He was the only one who held a teapot and several tables of people's melon seeds and peanuts (his own table, including the two tables next door). Distribute a few pills to the others one by one, and pour the rest into their pockets to eat slowly.Because he came back early, when the others came, he distributed a handful of melon seeds, making others not know what was going on, thinking that he was the steward of the garden. He came in to do sales, so I called him to the backstage to ask how many points I can get back for group buying melon seeds, so I achieved the relationship between mentor and apprentice.

When organizing gowns, the master asked the tailor to tailor the clothes for us.Dana thought it was troublesome, so he asked a tailor to make him a coat according to Liu Yi's figure, but it looked like he was about to dance a Tang Dynasty court dance. a tablecloth. At home, the big money is also to focus on the big and let go of the small. Let the daughter-in-law handle such small things as investing, buying a house, and adding any household belongings.In terms of family finances, Dana controls the source and only saves money, while his wife controls the flow and is responsible for withdrawing and spending.

When talking about the jokes "The Big Bodyguard", "The Great Trial" and "The Great Shou", it was originally said that "Learning Xiaoqu" had to be changed to "Learning the Big Drum".Others use short paragraphs for returning to the scene, and Dana can't wait to say a "Tongue Twister" and return to a "Brief Meeting", because the overtime pay for returning to the scene is not tax deductible. The current situation in the organization is that the master is in charge of major matters, and the wife is in charge of the master. If the master is not there, Li Shaobang will help out, and if Li Shaobang is not there, Dana will be in charge.The stock market has fluctuated sharply in the past two days. We just entered the market and we can’t figure out the bottom line. Please come up with an idea. The big man who is full of positions every day said that when the market falls, we should increase investment to reduce costs. In the end, we just paid back the profits and lost the interest. , under Dana's instigation, we were collectively quilted, and it seemed that we had to add another performance.