Chapter 50 Chapter forty-ninth

Considering that the number of motor vehicles in the city has reached 3 million, the master is going to set up a business in the suburbs. He will learn from the experience of drive-in theaters and open a Deyun Car Crosstalk Tea Garden. First, it can save the cost of purchasing tables, chairs and benches, and interior decoration. Second, it can solve the problem. The problem of difficult parking saves Gangsi from spending two shares of money, and thirdly, it can increase the intensity of cracking down on ticket dealers. The design work of the Deyun Car Crosstalk Tea Garden was entrusted to me. I considered watching it in the car. The stage must be high, which can form a four-story pyramid. The best visual effect on the first floor is a standard stage for performances, and the highest floor is a special area for masters to perform stand-ups. One can experience the feeling of Yushu facing the wind.

The master thinks my stage design is very novel, but it seems unsafe in case of wind and rain, and there is no place to install a lightning rod. He asked me to design another canopy to at least cover the stage, so I put it on the top of the pyramid A huge parasol was installed, and the umbrella can be stretched freely, and it can be rolled up when the weather is good, making full use of natural light for lighting.The master believes that there are more sunny days than rainy and snowy days. The umbrella surface is always rolled up, and the 8 umbrella frames stretched out are unsightly and wasteful. Let me increase the practicality of the design.After thinking about it, I hung a bracket on each of the eight umbrella frames with steel cables, lowered it to the ground, and pulled it up to be level with the third-floor stage.In this way, there will be a VIP box in the Deyun Car Crosstalk Tea Garden. Audiences who are willing to pay a high price can drive the car to the bracket, hang it in mid-air and watch it freely. Lifts.But because of the direction problem, the 8 brackets have to be rotated to ensure that the VIP audience has the opportunity to see the master's face. In this way, a turntable has to be installed on the parasol bracket to let the "four little clouds" push and turn. Which one The tip given by the VIP car is high, so let him stop in front for a while.

The designer of the sunshade plus rotating frame was very satisfied and asked me to send it to the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee" for approval. I rolled up the umbrella surface and hung up the renderings of 8 QQ cars and sent it. The leader of the "Urban Crosstalk Management Committee" glanced at it, and then issued an order—"upgrade the carousel to a rotating QQ car, and agree to submit it to the Patent Office for approval." It takes time to build the pyramid and the revolving umbrella stand, but the place has been rented and cannot be left idle. The master decided to temporarily set up a stage for trial operation to see how the benefits are.As a result, the performance lasted for less than a week before being delisted. There are many reasons for this.First of all, the countermeasures of the ticket dealers are extremely fast. Because the tickets are booked by telephone, the parking spaces are first come, first served. As a result, the first two rows of parking spaces in the garden are all occupied by the tickets rented by the ticket dealers. Selling head money, ten spectators were stuffed into a noodle, so that the income of the ticket dealers increased sharply; secondly, some spectators did not understand the connotation of the car comic dialogue tea garden, and insisted on riding a tricycle into the garden. The high-back sofa also occupies a parking space, and it looks comfortable for five people to sit in three rows of seats, but BMW, which is behind the three-wheeled seat, doesn't want to do it. After paying the money, they can't see anything except the back of the sofa; there is also the service staff It’s too hard, and I’m often fooled. According to regulations, when each car comes in, it will issue notices. If the audience asks for pouring water, turn on the left light, if they want to buy pancakes, turn on the right light, and send flowers to the actors to make double flashes. The service staff can intuitively Understand the needs of the audience and ensure that the service is in place, but most of the audience listened with the engine turned off. The vehicle was locked. After listening to the joke, they naturally clapped their hands and stomped their feet. As a result, the vehicle's anti-theft system was activated, and the double flashing and alarm sounded. Chong Chong ran over, but found that the audience did not express any natural dissatisfaction. After a few times, the audience's normal flashing lights and calling for service could not find the waiter, and the audience also had a lot of opinions.Also, in order to express optimism, a few audience members honked the horn and flashed the headlights in addition to shouting "bad", which made the performance dizzy, and Gao Feng, who had bad eyesight, fell off the stage twice. Cheng smashed the car and had to pay the ticket dealer for the loss.The most important thing is that there was a blacksmith maliciously making troubles. He was talking about cross talk on stage, and he played "Nunchuck" loudly on the stereo in the car.No one watched the performance on the stage. Everyone was watching the fight between the two car owners. Later, it developed into a gang fight between Gangsi and ticket dealers against the blacksmith. The performance water card was removed.

Deyun Automobile Xiangsheng Tea Garden is currently in the indefinite rectification stage. It's a pity that my pyramid plus rotating frame design.