Chapter 49 Chapter forty-eighth

The BOSS stipulates that the performers must turn off their mobile phones when they are on stage, and the performance must not be affected, otherwise the mobile phone will be decisive.I turned off my phone a long time ago, but people like Yunpeng and Yunjie have many appointments and like to talk on the phone. They usually turn off their phones when they are on stage, so it is inevitable that they will be negligent.Once Li Yunjie was singing "Wrongly Singing Taiping Lyrics" on the stage, and his mobile phone rang in his trouser pocket, and he couldn't turn it off by lifting his lapel. Unfortunately, the ringtone of his mobile phone was the master's "Single-knife meeting", Li Yunjie Gritting his teeth, he pretended not to hear him and continued to sing his song. Shi Aidong, who was doing the work for him, had no choice but to fumble around Li Yunjie to turn off the phone for him. Yes, it's too 3S, and I laughed immediately.

Finally got off stage, the BOSS brought a cup of Coke, a brick, and a foot of white silk to let Li Yunjie choose what to do with his precious mobile phone, whether to sink the cola pool, open the cover and take a brick, or hang it for a month I can't use the card.Li Yunjie thought over and over again, and decided to keep the green hills, not afraid of lack of firewood, wrapped the V3 mobile phone in white silk, and hung it on the beams in the background. Every day, he could only watch from a distance but not touch it.After hanging for 20 days, Li Yunjie suddenly found that the white silk was gone. He searched all over the world anxiously, and finally found it in the kitchen. Someone hung the V3 mobile phone wrapped in white silk on the stove, and posted a note saying "Mobile phone sacrifices to the stove, Germany Cloud auspicious".Because the BOSS explicitly prohibited Li Yunjie from touching Bai Ling, otherwise he would have to fight for a month.Others were happy to watch the fun and didn't help him. Li Yunjie watched V3 being influenced by the fireworks in the kitchen for 10 days.

The one-month deadline passed, Li Yunjie rescued the V3, and found that the V3 wing had become a Motorola wing, and the paint had burst.Although it still works, it smells like fish and shredded pork when you pick it up, so Li Yunjie had no choice but to buy a new mobile phone. With Li Yunjie's lesson, everyone basically shuts down the phone when they are in the background, but they are also afraid that if an important call is delayed, most of them choose to call forward.To whom?Of course, it was Li Shaobang who was careful, patient and assertive. Why can Li Shaobang answer the phone?One is that he and Dana played late, and the timing was right; the other was that Li Shaobang’s cell phone was always on the vibrate, and if he forgot to turn it off, it would be fine if he didn’t answer it, and the audience wouldn’t notice it even if there was a table blocking it; The third is that Li Shaobang entrusted the old man who watched the car to take care of the BMW for him. If there is a trouble, he must report it as soon as possible, and the alarm cannot be missed; Li Shaobang simply put down the board, took out his pocket and said, "The old woman with two guns took out her pistol. Comrades, today I will execute the traitor Fu Zhigao on behalf of the organization and the people." , After finishing speaking with a "snap", Li Shaobang took out his mobile phone and slapped it on the table as a wake-up tree, representing gunshots, not only was the audience and the boss not aware of it, but he also got "bad".

Because too many calls were forwarded, the meticulous Li Shaobang formed a set of reception rules: "Hi! Who are you? Who are you looking for? Don't worry about who I am; you say who you are looking for. Tell you who is doing what; unless you are looking for me, don't care who I am; even if it is me you are looking for, you must first tell who you are, and you must know who I am." Generally speaking, after listening to Li Shaobang In the opening remarks, most people are already confused and forget who they are looking for. There is always persistence. Once Yuqing called to find Yue Yunpeng. After listening to Li Shaobang's opening remarks, he threw a sentence: "I don't care who you are. If you don't see him at 8 o'clock tonight at Bianyifang, then you tell him, forever Don't see me again," before hanging up.This time Li Shaobang is confused, who is she, who is he, does she want to see him, or she wants to see him forever, what can I do?In any case, Li Shaobang believed that a marriage should not be destroyed, and he passed this message to everyone who transferred the mobile phone to him.In the end, the headquarters booked two tables in Bianyifang at night, and a group of people waited anxiously for their respective her.Finally Yuqing came, looked at the situation, thought that Yue Yunpeng lacked sincerity, justified that he called so many brothers and sisters to help out because he was afraid of being beaten, turned his head angrily and left.A relationship was terminated by Li Shaobang in this way.Because yuqing left without saying hello to Yunpeng, until the end of the meal, the people at the two tables still didn't know who was waiting for whom. Everyone agreed that Li Shao should pay the bill.

The day before yesterday, Li Shaobang received another call from t1t auto repair shop to ask Li Gen what color the tail of the car he modified would be. Li Shaobang saw that Li Gen was eloquent on stage, so it was inconvenient to disturb him, and wanted t1t to call again in two hours Come over, t1t emphasized that if you don't paint now, you won't be able to pick up the car tomorrow if you can't do it, and waiting for two hours will count as working hours.Li Shaobang thought for Li Gen, and based on his understanding of Li Gen, instructed t1t to paint the rear wing into Li Gen's favorite red, so Li Gen's white Bora was equipped with a bright red rear wing, which was particularly eye-catching.

Yesterday, Li Shaobang had a phone that rang once and then hung up immediately. Then he called twice and still hung up after one ring. Li Shaobang was afraid that someone was calling, so he called back.The other party was a pure female voice, who came up and said: "You are so bad, you haven't contacted me for so many days, have you forgotten me?" Li Shaobang was nervous and forgot the Guankou he had memorized, and resumed his original voice: "Too Excited, who are you?" The other party: "You can't even remember me, you guess?" Li Shaobang felt that he couldn't be fooled, so he asked: "You tell me who I am first, and then I will guess you." Guessing and guessing like this, Li Shaobang made this call for 40 minutes. At the end of the month, the call bill came, and this 0941 call cost Li Shaobang 1,500 yuan. She wanted to lie to him, or she wanted to lie to Gao Feng and was blamed on herself.

Li Shaobang refused to provide anyone with phone forwarding services.By the way, some of the numbers starting with 0941 and 0951 are value-added pay calls, and there are also some text messages such as "Are you okay", "What are you doing", "Suddenly miss you", and answer You must carefully check the missed calls and text messages. It is best not to reply to unfamiliar numbers, or use the BOSS phone to reply. If you hear the content after the reply is Liuhe lottery, Jockey Club, chat calls, etc., you should hang up immediately. Avoid bringing too much call loss to BOSS.