Chapter 46 Chapter forty-fifth

During the Golden Week performances, everyone worked very hard. The master decided to invite us to Huairou to eat rainbow trout, breathe fresh air, and adjust our state to encourage us to fight again. When going out to play, it is best to be a companion and drive as little as possible. Originally, everyone didn't want to bring a BMW, but Li Shaobang was reluctant.He said that people and vehicles are integrated, and if the distance from BMW exceeds 100 meters, the heartbeat will speed up, and the expression will be in a trance, as if broken in love.The master was afraid that Li Shaobang's fall would affect the performance after the festival, so he had to agree with him to take the BMW.But if Li Shao helped drive the BMW, he would go out with the sun in the morning, and at night the sun had set, and we couldn’t see the rainbow trout, so everyone decided to switch cars. I drove the BMW, and Earring Xu drove the QQ.Others are also interchangeable. For example, Dana drives Xu's Big Dipper, and Zhang Dewu drives Shi Aidong's Civic. They are all driving other people's cars. It doesn't feel bad to go through rough and rough roads, and the speed can be faster.As for Li Shaobang, apart from the BMW, he is not allowed to sit in any other car.

The plan was designed, and I was about to change trains and set off early the next morning. I saw Dana winking at me, but I didn't understand what it meant.After a while, I saw Li Shaobang open the back of the BMW, put on a motorcycle helmet, and put on an inflatable life jacket and rushed to QQ. I quickly stopped him and asked him what he was going to do.Li Shaobang said that he accepted Xu's suggestion and prepared to use the rare opportunity to run long distances to challenge himself, surpass himself, and use QQ to try the feeling of shifting to fifth gear.I don't believe that Li Shaobang can put on the fifth gear. I asked him if he knew how to increase the gear?Li Shaobang said that the earring Xu asked him to press the board and step on the oil, gradually speeding up the rhythm, and practiced with his mouth, and immediately changed gears when he felt that the audience should have applause.After such a tongue twister, it should be able to put on fifth gear.

Me: "The speed of the car is fast, and the trees on the side of the road fly like lightning, can you bear it?" Li Shaobang: "Earring Xu asked me to look up at the sky when I was driving, and look at the clouds instead of the road, so I wouldn't feel the speed of the car." Me: "Driving without looking at the road and not hitting it?!" Li Shaobang: "Earring Xu asked me to remove the BMW's reversing radar and install it in front of the QQ, so that the police will be called in case of any situation, and it will not be too late to check the road."

I don’t know if the ear stud Xu has enmity with Li Shaobang or QQ. I will go to the master to complain later. There is another question I don’t understand, that is why Li Shaobang wears a life jacket. Li Shaobang: "I looked at the map, there is a reservoir road there, and there are many fish ponds beside the road. I think if the QQ slips, I can swim out, and I wear swimming trunks inside." Me: "You came out, what about QQ?!" Li Shaobang: "Earring Xu said that his third uncle opened a car repair shop in Huairou, which can provide one-stop service for salvage, car repair, and fraudulent insurance. Repairing QQ is not a problem."

I think that's exactly what Stud Seo is for. I took advantage of the time when Li Shaobang was installing a reversing radar on the QQ to find the master, and sued Earring Xu for exchanging the QQ driving rights in private, and also urged Li Shaobang to engage in extreme sports. The master was very angry, but he couldn't find Xu's Big Dipper, so he remembered that Xu was going to gather with everyone at the intersection of Jingcheng Expressway.The master advised me to open some more, and asked me to open the Big Dipper later. If QQ fell into the water, the Big Dipper would also be sunk.

Let's go first, anyway, Li Shaobang in the city dare not experience it.For the sake of safety, the master asked Liu Yi and Li Shaobang to ride in the same car to ensure the safety of QQ.I, Dana and Shi Aidong were in the BMW, the master and Shaobing sat in Yu Qian's Jetta to lead the way, followed by Dana driving the BMW, then Li Shaobang's QQ, and finally Zhang Dewu's Civic. As soon as the Deyun team started, I asked Dana to drive the BMW behind the QQ, so that if the QQ rear-ended Yu Qian’s Jetta, I asked Dana to refuel and use the BMW to hit the QQ. Li Shaobang, the owner of the BMW, had to lose money for the last car.

It was a good idea, but Liu Yi didn't expect it to be effective.He encouraged Li Shaobang on QQ, saying that rules are meant to be broken, and it would always be a pity not to experience many things.So I watched Li Shaobang swagger into the bus lane with the QQ, and the green light was still on, waiting for the red light to turn right and go straight through the red light.Li Shaobang shouted while driving: "It's so exciting!" I was trembling with anger for poor QQ. Because of Li Shaobang's evil deeds, the convoy had to stop and improve the driver's quality first.I proposed that we should drive separately, but Li Shaobang said that we should not change the things we have agreed upon. The master didn't understand why we couldn't go on the bus lane when there was no bus, but the buses could merge back and forth.At the time of the dispute, the elves proposed to change the license plate, that is, QQ bears the BMW license plate, BMW bears the Jetta license plate, Jetta bears the Civic license plate, and Civic licenses the QQ license plate.In this way, even if you are photographed violating the regulations by electronic eyes, you can still go to the traffic team to protest, saying that your car has been licensed, and the traffic police will check the records and it is indeed not the original car, so you will not be punished!

We admire Dana so much. Only Gargamel can come up with this kind of idea. It's really... just do it once, and it's fine if you don't promote it. So the four cars drove into the woods and exchanged the brands, and Li Shaobang refused to hand over the QQ. He had no choice but to find Big Dipper. Riding in a BMW is really a pain. The car is a good car, but it is so used to it that you can’t open the windows (except for the driver’s seat. Li Shaobang actually welded all the three windows to death, saying that he is afraid of getting into the soil and leaking rain, so as to avoid being caught. He knocked on the car door, but the driver Da Na refused to open the left front window, saying that the wind would mess up his hair); he could not turn on the air conditioner (Li Shaobang said that BMW consumes fuel, and it is better to save money, so he also removed the belt of the air conditioner Can’t listen to music (the CDs in the car are all Li Shaobang’s boards, not even a RAP, think about listening to a tongue twister eight times, you must be crazy); can’t speak loudly (BMW trembles when the voice is loud , as courageous as his master), I tried to say "My God", the BMW immediately turned off, causing the Civic to almost rear-end.Another thing is that smoking is not allowed on BMW. This is not a problem with BMW, but because of Shi Aidong in the car. Mrs. Shi planned eugenics to keep Shi Aidong away from smoking and alcohol. .

Seeing that we arrived at the Jingcheng Expressway, we encountered a big traffic jam. We hardly moved for more than an hour, and I didn’t hear that there was traffic control today. The master asked Shaobing to run to the front to check the situation. After 20 minutes, Shaobing came back to report the situation. It is said that the earring Xu parked the Big Dipper in front of the toll booth to block a lane. He got out of the car and put on a coat to work as a volunteer traffic officer. He helped the little girl at the toll booth to issue a card for entering the expressway. You can buy his book with a 15% discount. If you buy the book, he will pass it after signing. Until someone in the car took out the money, the road was blocked like this.

Signing and selling books at the entrance of the expressway, I was really convinced by the earring Xu, and everyone didn't want to be ashamed with him, so they collectively decided to leave Beidouxing and take Jingshun Road to Huairou.In the end, there was still a problem with Li Shaobang. He was supposed to drive to the left at the innermost road, but the radar alarm said that there was an obstacle on the left side of the car, and asked him to drive to the right. Li Shaobang, who looked up at the white clouds, turned to the right without thinking. As a result, QQ bumped into the guardrail, and Li Shaobang remembered that the reversing radar was installed in front of the car, and the direction of the alarm was reversed.

My poor QQ! When the traffic police came to issue the accident ticket, they found that there were four cars with serial decks, so the Deyun motorcade was invited into the traffic team. Before leaving, Dana reported that a Big Dipper was blocking the road at the entrance of the expressway, so Huairou became angry after eating rainbow trout. It became a group to learn the traffic rules, and was fined a lot. well!I had no choice but to go home and buy hairtail fish to eat as trout, and drink a bowl of porridge with stick dregs to celebrate the Golden Week! !