Chapter 45 Chapter forty-four

Master Hou Baolin once gave an accurate description of the behavior after being drunk, but nowadays there are very few people who climb the flashlight beam, but the stories of people in the organization after getting drunk are more varied and innovative. The master seldom drank alcohol, but he was too excited to drink a few more glasses on the day he accepted his apprentice. The master drank too much wine and talked too much. Indefatigable, Jinzi was about to collapse every second. In desperation, Jinzi had to drag his master to go to the toilet together.After a while, Jin Zi came back happily, and after a while, Li Jing, who also went to the bathroom, came back in a panic, muttering "I scared him to death", and finally the master came back very angry, and rebuked Jin Zi in front of us.

Master: "Do you understand etiquette? What is the way of chatting? There is only one seat in the room. I let you sit first. I stood up and said, I am kind enough. You finally got up. I thought it was Let me sit down for a while, and it's your turn to stand and continue talking, but you said to get me a cup of tea but slipped away, and you didn't lock the door tightly, what's the matter! And Li Jing, you came in without knocking, I I just said, 'It's fine if you're here, let's chat for a while', why are you running away!" In view of the excited state of the master, when I pulled him on QQ, I put him in the back seat, so that the ears can be quiet.The master couldn't find a chat partner in the back seat, so he started calling Dapeng, starting from selling BP machines, I got on the expressway, and the master just said that it was snowing heavily in Dashilan.As I was talking, the master stabbed me with his mobile phone, saying that he hadn’t heard the sound of the roc for a long time, and it was probably out of battery. He asked me to give him my mobile phone so we could continue talking. I found out that the master handed me a restaurant The remote control of the air conditioner in the car, I thought about it and gave the calculator in the car to the master, and he continued to chat with Wang Yuebo.

In fact, there were quite a few people who drank too much that night. One of them was amazing. I won’t say who it was. He took Li Jing’s car home. Because Li Jing was slow to pack things, he took the car keys and went to the parking lot to find a car. Wanting to lie down in the car for a while, he walked to the side of the BMW and found a puppy marking the left rear tire of the BMW. He didn’t run away when he saw someone coming, and continued to demonstrate with the dog’s leg. He was furious: “Just Can you do it, and I can do it too!" He began to water the left front wheel of the BMW to cool down. In terms of the amount of water, the puppy was willing to bow down. He defeated the puppy and got into the car contentedly, lying comfortably on the back In the seat, it took a long time to be woken up by Li Jing.

Li Jing said: "I guess we have to take a taxi. My car seems to be leaking oil." The third intoxicant is Shaobing. This little poor man is very generous when he drinks too much. He gives each of us money, one hundred for each, and asks us to leave the car at the restaurant and take a taxi home. We must drink happily.He will be happy whoever takes his money, and will drink you if you don't take his money.Of course it is better to take money.But the next morning, Shaobing looked mournful, walked around the backstage with an empty wallet, and said to everyone: "Did I give you money last night? If I did, please pay me back. If I didn't lend you a hundred Bar."

The fourth intoxicated man was Dinosaur, who took Yu Qian's car, and Yu Qian sent him downstairs. He insisted on bringing Yu Qian a cup of hot tea, fearing that before Yu Qian could drive away, Dinosaur would take Yu Qian's car with him when he went upstairs. The car key was removed.As a result, Yu Qian left to wait for the tea to come, and waited for the right person to arrive, so he hurriedly called the dinosaur.Dinosaur said that it was only when he entered the room that he realized that he had drunk too much and had no strength to make tea, so he was very sorry.Yu Qian asked the dinosaur to throw the car keys from upstairs, and the dinosaur threw his own house key from the sixth floor.Yu Qian called Dinosaur again, but he refused to answer. Yu Qian had no choice but to climb the sixth floor, open the door and go in to find his car keys.The drunk-eyed dinosaur was very sorry to see Yu Qian climbing the stairs out of breath. He lay down on the bed and apologized, "Uncle Qian, can you pour me a cup of hot tea before leaving?"

The fifth intoxicated man was Earring Xu. He drank and lost his stomach. He basically ate and drank through his mouth. He vomited twice just after entering the bathroom that day.Although I ate a lot of abalone, bird's nest and big lobster that day, I returned it before it was converted into calories. As a result, when I got home, I woke up and was hungry again. I went out to find Lanzhou ramen at three o'clock in the middle of the night.Earring Xu lamented while eating ramen with thin soup and little water: "Abalone, shark's fin, lobster, what a pity!" Don't waste any more food.

The sixth intoxicated man was Yue Shuai. After drinking, he played cards and tractors. He had no one to play with him.Yue Shuai refused to give up, so I had no choice but to lie to him that I couldn't find playing cards, and it was too late and there was no place to buy them.Without a card, there was no way, Yue Shuai was stunned for a while, and suddenly he jumped up as if he had discovered a new world, and ran out, not knowing where he was going.After a long time, the head waiter of the hotel came and asked us to take care of Yue Shuai. We went to the lobby and saw Yue Shuai sitting on the sofa in the lobby, with a stack of hotel order cards on the coffee table in front of him. He was serious It's really crooked to draw plum blossoms on the order card.The foreman said that Yue Shuai had destroyed two boxes of order cards in the hotel.Before I could ask Yue Shuai, he first asked me if I had any lipstick.I asked him what he wanted lipstick for, and he said he wanted to draw hearts and diamonds.I was angry and happy, and asked him what to do with the king and the little king even if he had the black and red plum formula.With confidence in his mind, Yue Shuai took out his wallet and took out two bank cards, and said excitedly: "The ICBC card is the big king, and the CCB card is the little king. I can play after I finish drawing hearts. Go find someone." Xiao Sier disguised himself as a hotel security guard and confiscated Yue Shuai's self-made entertainment tools. Yue Shuai burst into tears and said that he would no longer organize tractor hits, but begged to return the king and Xiao Wang to him.